The fuck have you done to me Veeky Forums? >have homofag mate >it's his birthday so everyone has to go to a gay bar >go to have a piss >dude comes in and stands next to me at the urinal >he's staring at my dick >>well aren't you a big guy >f-for you >>Wow thanks >holy fuck I'm a retard >how can I salvage this situation >I know! >n-no homo >>we'll see about that >he moves in to kiss me >push him off while zipping up >he looks surprised >I tell him I can't >>why not? just give it a try >I-I already hit my protein macros >I bail the bar >tell my homofag friend I felt sick
It gets worse >turns out he knows my friend and tell him about this autist in the bathroom >I'm now known as protein pete
Brody Russell
Hard gay's legs really suck.
Owen Scott
>protein pete
Oh man I fucking lost it
Ryder Gonzalez
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Henry Cooper
>Protein Pete
Noah Campbell
Everyone always fucking jokes about Veeky Forums making you gay and autistic, until it actually happens. Every fucking time man.
Nolan Ortiz
>protein pete
Ian King
>protein pete
Nathaniel Anderson
can i be on the crop?
Mason Barnes
>I-I already hit my protein macros This just screams that you love cum. Homo as fuck.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
>f-for you >n-no homo >I-I already hit my protein macros
Well meme'd
Joshua Scott
>Protein Pete My sides
Luis Fisher
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Carter Price
Look faggots. In a stressful situation you'd be amazed at the autism that comes forth. Let's see how you go with a homofag trying to kiss you with his dick out
Austin Nelson
He tried to kiss you after 3 sentences spoken at a urinal? Regardless of gender or orientation, that's pretty fucked up.
Isaiah Anderson
It actually happened to me I just said no and ran away. The guy came behind but he gave up when i got to my friends
Leo Ortiz
Well, they're faggots after all
Jose Wilson
>protein pete
John Rogers
pls don't post it on leddit.
Lincoln Cruz
>The guy came behind I bet he did.
Isaiah Moore
>I-I already hit my protein macros pffffffft hahaha >I'm now known as protein pete >protein pete cant breath
Cameron Thomas
That's disgusting faggots for you. Their whole life revolves around 'muh dick'
Hudson Richardson
I don't for a second believe that this story is true but it did make me laugh.