The fuck have you done to me Veeky Forums?

The fuck have you done to me Veeky Forums?
>have homofag mate
>it's his birthday so everyone has to go to a gay bar
>go to have a piss
>dude comes in and stands next to me at the urinal
>he's staring at my dick
>>well aren't you a big guy
>f-for you
>>Wow thanks
>holy fuck I'm a retard
>how can I salvage this situation
>I know!
>n-no homo
>>we'll see about that
>he moves in to kiss me
>push him off while zipping up
>he looks surprised
>I tell him I can't
>>why not? just give it a try
>I-I already hit my protein macros
>I bail the bar
>tell my homofag friend I felt sick

It gets worse
>turns out he knows my friend and tell him about this autist in the bathroom
>I'm now known as protein pete

Hard gay's legs really suck.

>protein pete

Oh man I fucking lost it

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>Protein Pete

Everyone always fucking jokes about Veeky Forums making you gay and autistic, until it actually happens. Every fucking time man.

>protein pete

>protein pete

can i be on the crop?

>I-I already hit my protein macros
This just screams that you love cum. Homo as fuck.

>f-for you
>n-no homo
>I-I already hit my protein macros

Well meme'd

>Protein Pete
My sides

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Look faggots. In a stressful situation you'd be amazed at the autism that comes forth. Let's see how you go with a homofag trying to kiss you with his dick out

He tried to kiss you after 3 sentences spoken at a urinal? Regardless of gender or orientation, that's pretty fucked up.

It actually happened to me
I just said no and ran away.
The guy came behind but he gave up when i got to my friends

Well, they're faggots after all

>protein pete

pls don't post it on leddit.

>The guy came behind
I bet he did.

>I-I already hit my protein macros
pffffffft hahaha
>I'm now known as protein pete
>protein pete
cant breath

That's disgusting faggots for you. Their whole life revolves around 'muh dick'

I don't for a second believe that this story is true but it did make me laugh.

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