Grab dumbbell

>grab dumbbell
>it's actually quite intelligent

>tfw cold hands

We said girl, not mentally ill man.

cold hands = warm heart

this is really sad
dont do it
you are better than this

>get a barbell
>not a tournée générale

awn

You're not a qt grill

Kill yourself

>see girl squatting
>asscrack sweat visible

>go up to her
>pretend to tie up shoelaces
>get a waft of that sweet scent

that scent is poop, you know, guy?

>sweat = poop

wtf are you eating senpai?

>inject test
>it's sulphuric acid

Im not autistic, so no.

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I'm gonna use that from now on user, thanks

>nose running while on treadmill
>cough spews phlegm all over digital screen

Gonna use this one.

>chalk on 10kg dumbell

what

>do squats after less Veeky Forumsizen
>double his reps in better form

>walk in to locker room
>see tiny asian old man dick instantly

>eat brotein bar
>crop dust the path to furthest bench

>pick up dumbbell
>hands smell like shit after

>Grab my dick to piss
>There's chalk on it
>???
>Doesn't lose grip

>go to girl's toilet
>sit on seat
>it's warm

that's termodynamically imopssible, senpai
t. biologist

No, it's not. Everyone's heart is warm. Some people have cold extremities due to their circulation.
t. Doctor

qt girls poop is the taste of strawberry vanilla shake

Niggers niggers niggers
t. Nigger

>a biologist asserting his authority on statistical physics

W E W
E
W

I don't want homos replying to my posts.

Thanks thanks thanks
T. Hanks

But you degree back in the cereal box you got it from buddy.
t. Physicist

thanks Tom

Trappy pls go

holy fuck that pic

get help you faggot

>crop dusters

scum of the gym honestly

Topkek

>crop dust the benchs
>don't double back so lift in your own scent

>drink water from fountain
>it's salty

>go to stretch on the floor mat
>its sweaty

>go to use the barbell
>it's chalky

>go to The Press
>bar catchers set three pegs up for previous users' squats

>posts on fit

you're alright kid

>go to squat
>someone's sweaty footprints are on the floor from barefoot squatting

sorry

>drink from water fountain after fatty
>their heat signature is still there

>sit on toilet
>its warm

or

>sit on toilet
>freezing cold

fuck that's me.

>there's a sweaty dick outline on the bench

>grab my penis
>it's in your mom

manlet detected

>grabs hoodie
>hot outside

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