HOW DO I INCREASE MY MEMBER?

How do I make my penis larger, I'm talking nasty big.
Right now I'm just 5" erect, need it bigger, plus does circumcision shorten the wang length?

just buy a strap on and use that, while your shriveled little dinky teeters out the way.

5" bp?

Bathmate if you're serious.

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Is this actually legit? How could this possibly be true, with all the guys that want a bigger dick.

Seconded.

Circumcision does affect size but only very slightly.

5" is fine dude. As long as you're thick enough. You have the ability to go balls deep without bottoming-out.

>5"
>go balls deep without bottoming-out

why are you saying this like its a good thing?

If it was legit I'd buy one, but I spent like 8 hours googling one weekend and everything endorsing it seems to be promoted by bathmate or similar companies. And i found a lot of horror stories stating that men lost their erections or got swollen dicks from it.

Have you even had sex? Even 6" can bottom out at the right angle. At 7" you can pretty much hit bottom in any position, depends on the girl.

Unless, of course, you're talking about homosexual intercourse.

If you're underage. Get on human growth hormone. And you'll get taller and bigger down there.

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if he plans on having a proper relationship with a normal girl, and not fucking every pornstar like you, fast and hard dicking while hitting her cervix is probably going to hurt her

I'm 6 and hurt my girlfriend in some positions so yah, bottoming isn't good.

>google bathmate
>see amazon link, want to read reviews
>can't because amazon tracks everything and I will forever have penis enlargement items being advertised to me
>I am not the only person that uses my account because my family mooches off my amazon prime
Fuck amazon

Can't you just log out of your account and then open the link in a private window you ding dong

If their were a real way of actually increasing penis size then ever man in the world would be walking around on 3 legs. Anything that claims to increase the size of your junk is a complete and total scam. Once you've hit the peak of puberty you're stuck with the member you have for the rest of your life.

>a girl will never tell you that you are NAM HUONG

JDIMSA

Well, seems the bathmate might not work for me since it's only two inches in diameter, that's about what I'm at in diameter.
I'm past puberty, do you think hgh might work if I inject it into my penis?

>If their were a real way of actually increasing muscle mass then ever man in the world would be walking around swole with 3% body fat. Anything that claims to increase the size of your muscles is a complete and total scam. Once you've hit the peak of puberty you're stuck with the body you have for the rest of your life.

What is consistency and perseverance, Alex?

Losing weight will expose the base of your penis covered in fat, so while it is getting bigger, it technically was already that big. Once you've lost enough weight to expose all of it that's the biggest it gets.

literally why i started working out

>23 years old
>can't grow facial hair
>5"7
>5" dong

its hard to accept because everyone else seems so much more perfectly blessed with genes, while no matter how hard I work here I will always, ALWAYS be a manlet

my poor children

Your penis isnt a muscle and cannot be trained like one

Jelqing. I did it for about 3 months and gained a noticeable amount of length. I stopped because it gets way too tiring. My cousin did it and he gained an inch

What is "thick enough"?

you register several accounts

best you can get is more girth with jelqing, also neonate circumcision does make you slightly smaller in adult hood if they overdo it.

Do not use a bathmate at first, according to all the forums I've read. They said do the beginner routine first. Bathmates can cause damage early on.
Also this

>implying you will get to have any

that's because you worship satan you fuck

see chart

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I've given up on my dreams of having a big penis and am now working on being a good power bottom for real men.

that's the troll version.

Guys, I've stopped watching porn. I can masturbate without any external stimulus. I've cum when my gf gave me a blowjob, but as soon as I try to fuck her, my dick goes soft, or rather it doesn't get hard enough to penetrate. Wtf should I do? I'm on zma and fish oil

dude your bones can be trained to become harder and your dong can be trained to be larger. You don't know shit, stop acting like you know anything at all and maybe one day you may get an ugly girl who will take your virginity.

Dicklet detected

Jonah falcon has fucked over 1k chicks

10 inch mike has fucked 100s

When will this dicklet myths doe?

Bathmate doesn't work.

Vacuum pumps doesn't work to make your dick bigger other than in the very short term, the fact that people get duped into believing it works because it uses WATER instead of air makes me cry for humanity.

These one have been proven to work though, but you have to use it for like 8 hours a day for 6 months

Circing dramatically decreases penile growth.

Le-happy- Merchant who are over represented in the Medical profession in the USA have sold this false bill of goods to parents and they go out of their way to sweep under the rug any studies demonstrating how much it reduces both adult penile size, AND nerve function.

Sorry man. You have a small mutilated dick that doesn't have the proper natural rolling action of skin that protects your girl from unnatural painful friction and lack the natural lubrication, AND the head skin is nor keratinized and ugly.

I would just go punch my parents in the face and then disown them.

Then get on with your life. Get good at other things and learn some game. You will be able to find girls who accept you as you are, if you are satisfactory in other areas. You don't need to give her the best sex ever for you to keep her. Bear that in mind.

Don't EVER ask a girl "how it was".

Truth is someone else had an intact dick that felt 10x better, but she puts up with your shrivled painful dick because she loves the rest of you.

If you try and ask and draw attention to it, then it becomes a problem. Also learn to eat pussy.

Foreskin restoration will help you get the natural gliding rolling action that protects her from friction back. Once restored your glans will go back to looking normal, smooth skin. In some cases even the lubricating ability comes back. You will be stuck with your current size however, but other than that you can get a lot else back, and that will make the girl at least not dislike sex with you.