Shit guys! I really fucked up this time. I had a couple slices of pizza... what do I do now?

Shit guys! I really fucked up this time. I had a couple slices of pizza... what do I do now?

HELP!

It's bretty easy.

Kill yourself

Hello Chad

CHAD

I was afraid that's what I had to do. Well its been nice knowing you Veeky Forums

cardio

I'm afraid it may be too late

If your name happens to be Chad, you're in luck. Pizza will not affect you. Just keep having sex with a new girl every night like you always do.

If your name is something other than Chad, then just acknowledge that you've delayed your cut for a day, and continue.

Eating dirty for a day won't don't anything bad just DONT DO IT AGAIN FAGGOT

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people falling for this shithreads every time

holy fucking newfags

Damn, that's some good advice

nothing you fucking idiot.

grab your toothbrush. kneel over your toilet. shove the back end of your toothbrush down your throat repeatedly until you've vomited all the pizza out into the toilet.

I am become Chad, the destroyer of pussies

Burn the calories fool

>couple slices
>not growing up with it your entire life

I take it you never had the HEIGHT, FACE, and FRAME requirements of the PIZZA lifestyle.

Please go back to the gym. You just aren't cut out for it.

throw it up

where would you like to see chad eat pizza next

My name is Chad

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where next

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idk why i even bother

i laughed making them at least there's that

here's chad for anyone who wants him