how do I bulk in jail bros
How do I bulk in jail bros
Eat more
Ask Tyrone to administer a hot beef injection
bottom. If you go top, you have to do all the work and we all know cardio kills gains.
Try not to get raped in the showers though.
Trade blow jobs for peoples meals
You have the lower body and you have no upper body, you got a problem building...wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have the upper...you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it is easier to build. So if you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, it is easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem building the lower body... No, you don't understand. You have the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up- legs on the bottom, it is easier to build on the top, so you don't have much as a problem.
I hope you have strong glutes
ask kali muscle
lmao idk why this is even funny
also OP what did you do
beat the shit out this guy who hit my gf with his car after he failed to stop in a stop sign
fill your asshole with semen, your rectum will absorb the zinc which will lead into higher test and more gains.
that's only if you're not man enough to just take it in your mouth
how long are you going to jail for
also how much did you beat him and why didn't you stop
was going to jail part of your plan
>tfw I do some of the things in the 'fallen' category
>leaving a witness
Now you're gonna get cucked by Chad while he's balls deep in your Gf's paraplegic pussy.
blowjobs are meals tho
I hope you are a big guy
Whore yourself for extra portions of saltines.
>of course
memelord reporting in, memes penetrate every waking hour of my life and i am truly dead inside, it is the only thing i know that is not irony anymore
What's this from? Sounds familiar as fuck.
>4u
Sounds like a Dom rant
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suck a lot of dick and always swallow
semen has mad protons bro
mix of roid rage and being mad , i've always been a hothead and this guy was a retard so it blew my plane of thought. I got 3 years , parole in 6 months. it was kind of what chris brown did to rihhana type damage
it politic bro
don't ever fucking reply to any of my posts ever again
so you only got 6 months and then parole?
>but le ebin maymays xD
shut up
They put people in jail for that? They should give you a fucking metal. The retard could have killed someone. You just gave him a dose of correction.
yes IF good behavior
don't beat the shit out of anyone for 6 months you fucking autist it's not that hard to have good behavior in PRISON lmao
gf is suing him , the fucker is about lose a lot of money.
I should be fine , but I will stand my ground if some nigger or spic tries to do something, its county so i doubt there will be gangs
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Shit nigga only 3yrs for Aggravated Assault? Probably got off easy cuz of your Gf, too bad you're a Felon for the rest of your life though. I beat the brakes off of a fuccboi and got off with a Disorderly, why didn't you bait him into a fight?
>how do I bulk in Prison
Eat a lot of calorie dense foods
Read this.
You'll be everything he can do and so much more as, with any luck, you won't be in solitary.
Dude was a fucking maniac. Man-handling up to 8 guards at a time? Fucking Hell.
it piss, it sickening
>its county
You literally have nothing to worry about then if you are white, just do your time like everyone else and you'll be out in no time. Try to get trustee status as an inmate so you can work your time effectively and pass it as quick as you can. 6 mo will fly by.
>hothead
>blew my plane
bane pls
Win-win
>2016
>not being given a metal for bravering