Alright lads. Can someone red pill me on STDs and condoms and all that shit?

>pretty much gonna get herpes no matter what

Welp, no sex for me ever

Wear a condom. Not because of STD's, but because women lie about birth control all the fucking time.

Someone post that greentext.

>The symptoms of HIV are flu-like symptoms a couple weeks after contracting it.
FUCK

>Fucked this woman who just got out of a a marriage
>Literally two days later I have a terrible cough and shit

FUCK
FUCK F

He says he offers an objective article without scare tactics and then proceeds to write one of the most anxiety-inducing things I've ever read. Jesus. I never want to have sex again.

A bunch of stis do that, so relax it is probably just herpes.

first time?
make sure you actually like her

this basically, don't be a faggot and ram it all the way in to cum in her uterus/boipucci, if you are indeed a faggot then ask to be creamed, there is no other way

It went away and I feel fine now but shit

I'm ready to fuck everything with a vagina

I creampied an asian chick I met on okc on Monday and im fine

OP here.

I told the girl Im gonna fuck tomorrow night I got tested recently and she said she got tested monday but would prefer we use protection anyway

Is this a good sign or bad one?

well, are you looking to get her pregnant?

Only STIs that can't be fixed by penicillin are Hepatitis C, HIV, and Herpes. Though they can't be fixed they can be managed. The sooner you know if you have something the better. So at the bare minimum you want to get checked once a year, more if you are having sex with randoms. Always wear a condom, and never give oral unless this is a longterm partner who you know gets checked regularly and is on birth control. And remember, people lie. The worst STI you're gonna get is a baby. (unless you're trying for a child) Any other info can probably be found on Wikipedia. Have fun and stay safe. Oh and always use a condom for anal. No matter what.

No, I planned on wrapping it up anyway. But the fact that she said she'd prefer it makes me think she has something and is hiding it from me, hoping the condom will protect me

>have drunk sex with stripper
>No condom
>Walk away clean
>year later she has a kid
FUARK

>never give oral unless this is a longterm partner who you know gets checked regularly and is on birth control.

But I love eating pussy.
>not having a thick bitch ride your face

She could just not trust that you're clean, m8.

the reason I'm worried is that she is black and I've heard black women have like a 90% chance of having an STD on /pol/

If you're aware of the risks and can make an informed choice, do as you will.

Ppl have deseases in da mouth

>she's black
user ...

>Taking /pol/ seriously
Kek

>be chad
>have sex with a different girl from the club twice a week
>never get an STD, never give a fuck

>be user
>kiss a girl
>get HIV

About to test myself for the first time in life for stds this week, had sex with around 15 women, wore a condom 3 or 4 times probs.

Wish me luck!

>Not taking /pol/ seriously
Kuk

>be user
>glance at a girl
>get sued for alimony and child support

jesus christ

>year later
I think you're in the clear, user.

If it's with a new partner, always use a condom. When you get comfortable with each other, it's at your discretion whether to use one or not. You have to make a call on whether you trust this person enough on whether you can believe them on being clean, on being on birth control, etc.

A lot of people have been wrong in trusting, but I'm not going to lie, sex without a condom feels so much better, for both people. The pull out method, done correctly, is actually pretty effective, just be sure to pull out way before you're ready to cum to be on the safe side. If you don't, risk of pregnancy goes up quite a bit, but you should never raw dog it with a new partner.

You wouldn't be crazy to want to use a condom all the time, however, but you'd be playing it very safe and conservative. Under no circumstances come inside a girl without birth control, and if she isn't on it, always wear a condom.

That doesn't matter because then you put sex on a pedestal it's just another act it doesn't have to meaning

>first time was a one night stand
>all 15 other times have been one night stands
>never had a gf

It's a mixed feel

really simple user: are you ok with putting your life in the hands of a stranger? I mean literally. Not just your present life, I'm talking about your future as well. Does the inconvenience of a condom outweigh the thought of being tied to a person for life? Of having to deal with a disease?

on a slight tangent, always be weary of a girl who wants to raw dog it the first time you have sex with her.

ok Veeky Forums

ive raw dogged maybe 5 girls and 3 guys (as a top)

never been tested

how fucked am i?

> fucking a sheboon
Nigger you're so thirsty you make you make death valley look like mangroves

Will you leave me your whey?

Just be sure that she is on the pill(if you can't trust a girl this far, get a plastic) and go for it, but as mentioned before, if you only met that girl clubbing half an hour before and you know nothing about her except that she is sexually promiscuous you will do well to put on a condom.

>inb4 she only wants to get preggers and get child support
None of you autistic social outcasts will ever seem like a safe bet in the long run to any women if she is sane-and you don't stick your dick in crazy without a condom.

>im so detached from anything in life that I can't enjoy pleasure on any emotional level beyond the most basic satisfaction of my sexual needs
Kill yourself, your virgin is showing you PUA redditpill cuck, having someone that cares about you and that you care about turns sex into more than just a "meaningless"

it really doesn't.

There's nothing to redpill on; STD's suck, don't get them

That said the odds of you getting them are already low as fuck, but impossible if you wear a condom, so do it. Also don't worry about herpes; you basically have to have shit genetics and a fucked up immune system to even show any signs of that shit. Most people already have various forms of Herpes and don't even know it.

Do a visual check for warts and herpes and then take a piss after sex and you're golden.

Condom won't save you if the girl has herpes.

Condom is the only fair protection against most STDs if you think you can't fuck that bitch even with a condom is a no go buddy listen to your instinct (survival not reproductive)
To put one on, just grab it from the tip, the ones in your picture are face up the so you grab them from that side, so you pinch the nipple thingy with your fingers (not your nails) to squeeze the air out, keep it like that and put it on top of your fully erected cock, with your other hand grab the rolled part of it and move it down your cock so it will unroll on it. You're ready to go now.

buy some bulk condoms and practice, check if they fit and how they feel, I like them SiCo they make some good shit that is thin and feels bretty good, trojan is also good but thicker, so you'll feel less heat from pussy (haven't tried their thiner condoms just regular).

you should definitely practice, the first time I tried, putting condoms in the middle of it was a total boner killer, practice, put some of those on and masturbate with it, that way you'll feel more used to the texture and learn to put them fast.

protips:
don't freak if there is a small bubble of air in the condom, they will still work, its only bad if you leave a lot of air on it, a lot being like when you don't push the tip before putting it

they will make you last longer, since you're a virgin you might come fast, so use thicker, but I see a lot of people who have stage fright and never cum, so try the condoms like I said before, and ponder if you need extra time or more feel (thicker or thiner condoms)

don't buy super cheap, they can break more often, after a while you can tell when they would break but a noob can't tell, use some big brand first, I've never broken one of those.

fore play, and finger that bitch to get her wet, she'll like it more and you need a lubricated bitch, if your bitch is dry the condom can break after heavy usage.

>never give oral unless this is a longterm partner who you know gets checked regularly and is on birth control
this. Had a friend of mine tell me that he eats out randoms, I was disgusted.

I seriously hope you guys don't do this

if the condom breaks, don't panic, there's morning pills, I've used them a couple of times and they work great, but use them the next day after the insident, I think you have like 3 days to use them but the are less effective as the days pass.

don't worry that much about STD's, even when some diseases still have some possibilities to pass, its just a possibility, not all diseases do it and the girl has to have it, a condom is a great advantage.

also remember, no oil based lube, if you're using lube, check if its condom safe, most of them are, but don't be that dumb ass who used cooking oil and busted the condom.

once you come (come inside the girl, that is what condoms are for and it will feel great), feel that good pussy for a few seconds and then grab the base of the condom with your fingers and pull out your cock, this is to be extra sure her pussy does not eat the condom, is not usual but can happen.

Use a new condom after cumming, don't repeat with the same.

Thats all I can think off, now go and fuck that nigger's brain out.

/sticky/ when

I've had sex with 46 women and have used a condom with MAYBE 8 of them, I get checked every 3 months and I'm clean so far and no kids. How much longer can I roll the dice brehs? Starting to think I have to be infertile or something.

If you're playing pullout, pee before you fuck to flush out lingering spermies

If you wear a condom buy lifestyle skyn or trojan bareskin. Latex a shit

32

I stopped wearing condoms after my first year of college. To me they're like eating a burger that's still in the wrapper.

5 years later and I have yet to catch something or get anyone pregnant. Got super lucky considering I love eating puss and went down on randoms all the time. Now I'm with a Filipino tranny (lmao dunno how this happened honestly) and I'll probably catch HIV but whatever.

No one guna mention those quints?

this.

she just doesnt want to take a risk, good luck yu sperg, ily

i fucked a whore, used a condom for everything, rub her her pussy once and got balanitis 2 days later, how fucked am i?

saddest post I've read on Veeky Forums in a long time
>American education
>education

Damn I've been shit posting for a long time and have never even gotten trips, id like to thank Daniel wellington

Me and my gf are clean but still use condoms most of the time

So how safe is pulling out really? I don't want to get her pregnant

Unless you've married this girl and would die for her do not have sex with her 2bh

Depends, is she on the pill?

If she is than yeah you can do that
If not use condoms

I'll stay a virgin.

Just become an ottermode toyboy twink for women in their 40's and cum inside them all you want because dat dere menopause

always, always, always wear one.
Doesn't matter if she says she's on the pill, she prefers without, anything.

Wear one, you don't want to spend years with doctors checking your prostate

Sex Ed was "abstinence only" in the pious orwellian paradise known as "Utah", so my friend got stuck on the idea that condoms are a magical barrier against any and all stds.

Dude still has his crab shampoo

what the fuck lol