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It this a vid of Americans attempting exercise?

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hyphy mud, not even once

REKT

why doesn't it surprise me that it's mostly fat chicks that do this "workout"?

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why?

Is this 2010

>not appreciating this top humor
never gonna make it

>browsing reddit on mah epic looking phone

youtube/-gzMWFyyifc

Crossfit spinal annihilators

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what kind of a link is that?

A shitty one, but I managed to find it it:
youtube.com/watch?v=-gzMWFyyifc
>mfw the announcer admits it's quantity over quality

requesting natty walk gifs

does anyone have the Veeky Forums version of enigma of amigara fault

>pls go

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If you have a wife and she tells you she's working out, she's doing this

DAMM GRANDAD YOU DIDN HAVE TO KILL HIM

That video

Kekd

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OP requested Veeky Forums humor, not autistic weeaboo humor

Is there a differece?

dang

From /b/

>70kg
Does this mean that if you can deadlift 3pl8 without straps or a mixed grip, then you can use the hardest hand gripper they have with ease? I've never tried using one

Ya but das for monkeys tho

GODDAMN

Is that supposed to be hard? I deadlift that double overhand no problem. 365 is where I start to lose my grip.

>not linking the superior music video
youtube.com/watch?v=VApj431HD6Y

I'd say so, it'd be cool the be squeezing a 'gods hand' grip though

Well apparently, the people who made them think you have to be a fucking gorilla to do it

Not even trying to sound hard, but damn. Normies must be weak as fuck. And I've thought my grip was weak this whole time.

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>faked the hymen
what

why is it alway women who try to reinvent and make "fun" what is already established? Just jump in get in the fucking threadmill, shinji

It's a marketing gimmick so normies will buy them and feel strong idiots

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No. There's a very large difference between being able to hold 70kg versus being able to close a 70kg gripper (think the difference between being able to unrack a squat weight and being able to actually squat it).

But most cheap grippers are a load of shit anyway.

>that video

rubber hymen. very cheap to produce and very life like.

75kg manlet with baby wrists and i've double overhand deadlifted 140

I've been thinking about picking up a couple of these.
Are they legit?

Was that Penn and Teller on there too?

If you get good quality ones, yes.

Kekked.

How do I determine quality?
Any specific brands or should I just get expensive ones and hope for the best?

The generally accepted best quality ones are the Captains of Crush line. Fair warning - they're expensive for what you get but unlike a lot of cheap ones they don't wear out or bullshit you on the resistance. There's probably cheaper good ones out there, but you'd have to experiment to find them. Or find someone who knows this shit better than I do.

wow this is actually kinda cringe

Jesus fucking christ women will do anything to avoid actually working out. They do this shit so they can say they have worked out and justify their cake for dinner.

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>go into the gym, see short powerlifter looking guy doing deadlifts by the cages
>ive seen him before, he's pretty strong
>i guess he was warming up for heavy singles or something
>go do my squats in the cage next to him
>he gradually puts on more weight and does one rep
>i finish my squats and as im unloading the bar i hear him humming something, getting ready for another lift - 5pl8 and one of those little 1.25kg discs on each side
>tune sounds familiar but i cant place it
>goes down to grip the bar, fucking shouts MORTAL KOMBAT and lifts it up like it was nothing
>unloads his bar and walks off into the changing room
he didnt have headphones or anything
and i was right next to him, its not like he could think he's alone

>that video
for what purpose

That looks like fun, no wonder Veeky Forums hates it

Every time I read this it fucking confounds me.

>Not calling it Mount Swolelympus

Sounds like me, only shorter amd stronger

kek'd

I wish I could be as fearless as those motherfuckers. Weeaboo shit is the only thing that really does it for me.

I bet there was a dude who bought one of those warehouse leftovers where you don't know what's inside. When he discovered it's cubic feets of buckets and balls he got really mad and started smacking them with a stick.
When his wife saw him all sweaty and panting from that temper tantrum she had the brilliant idea of showing that to the idiots in her gym as a "safe and healthy" way to lose weight whie having "fun".

These bucket/ball combos sell for at least 60 bucks, not too shabby I must say

apex kek

cuz u smart

does anyone have the candytoe crush pic?
i think it had a shot of candito failing a deadlift and the text styled like the candy crush logo

moar pls

>dat pic

what is that shit???

5'6" 60kg double overhanding 130kg, neither of us are impressive

>Someone thought of this
>Someone backed and promoted this
>Someone allowed this to take place in their establishment
>Someone came up with those "exercises"
>Can't even tell who's supposed to be leading the class as the drummers at the front are just as bad

If they wanted a real drumming workout why not just Taiko

youtube.com/watch?v=C7HL5wYqAbU

>clapistanis
>women
>actual effort
it doesnt add up

LOL. Holy shit thats a knee slapper.

yeah the alpha lady up front seemed as though she was just making up movements to the song as it went.

Zenith of Keks

That video looks fun as fuk TBQHPHAM. Make sticks 20lbs heavy and make it like pic related and you have fun alternative to curls

Kek! That about sums it up perfectly.

this is the epitome of kinesiology majors

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Why does B5 look like a dolphin

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D2 is kind of spooky

That was not from /b/. It was posted here many months ago.

Long and hilarious. 10/10

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