Think I've finally achieved Chad mode

it's easy. you just go up and say hi

Brad eats pizza pops

>tfw brad my whole life without even realizing it

Could be worse

> brad takes lacey on a romantic date, while chad's raw dogging stacey

Official alpha male hierarchy?

>chad
>brad
>chaz
>hunter
>Justin
>Jared
>POWER GAP
>you

I hate Jareds so fucking much

Ask if they're an archeologist?

Seriously, some people name their son Hunter? Jesus.

>Brad

oh boy

>Hunter

Really?

That's what happens when you have a generation of men with no male role model who never learned to socialise due to being raised by tv/youtube.

>Brad

here we go

>Brad
First saw this posted on /r9k/. A new meme is upon us
.Uh no. Chads aren't born with a bodybuilders physique just go

>implying Chad needs a bodybuilder physique

HEIGHT, FACE AND FRAME

You forgot Chad genetics.
KYS faggot

6'4, part time model who gets randomly hit on by chicks here.

Have I been chad all along and not realised?

Dude you're a model. Being Chad is basically in your job description. Also post pics to prove it.

>no xJ

cmon

>monogamous
>Dating a Christian qt
>Take her on adventures
>She loves me
>All of my friends have monogamous relationships too
>All of the other people that slept around are unhappy and can't find good partners
>Only make friends with the guys that talk about important stuff
>They also happen to be dating traditional qts
>Lunch on Sundays where we discuss politics, philosophy, and current events
>all of us rapidly advancing in our careers
>TFW Chandler

Just be myself, right?

Yea you're a fucking Chad now get the hell out

>mfw name is Justin
I don't know where Chaz came from, rest makes sense though

I know no fewer than three adult Hunters and half a dozen tiny Hunters. I hate it slightly more than I hate people named Michael. At my last job there were nine guys named Michael so you always had to call them by their full name or preface their firstname with a descriptor (Black Mike, Asian Mike, Fat Mike, etc.) so people would know who you're calling for. I also worked with a fella named Justice who had two sisters named Liberty and Freedom.

If people don't name their kids common shit, they name them stupid shit. Or in the case of Hunter, stupid common shit.

Change Chaz to TJ and you nail it.

>tracy
ftfy

I want to be Chandler

>chad
>brad
>kyle
>max
>jordan
>brian
>daniel
>jamie
>dustin
>skyler

Michael here. I never realized my name was such a burden. Geez sorry guys

>Justice Libery and Freedom

Kek, life isn't fucking Gunfam seed

Gundam**

Let's generalize based on names. I'll throw a few out
>Christian
>Andrew
>Zach
>Doug

Chad is the gayest fucking name ever. Chad, Steve, and Alexis are all fucking homo names.

>christian
the kid who always punched kids in the nuts in elementary school
>andrew
the asian kids choice of american name
>zach
greasy haired kid who always played on his nintendo ds and made penis jokes
>doug
my hockey coach

well you're not that great either dickface

It's not your fault, m8. Your parents just wanted to give you a name that would sound good and help you fit in. It's the oversaturation of the name rather than the name itself. I'm sure future workplaces will be populated with Jacobs and Edwards.

If we're doing Gundam names, then I wouldn't mind working with a guy named Seabook.

>Christian, religious parents
>I want to honor the bible but I don't want my son to be named after a saint
>nonreligious parents: The rich guy in 50 SoG is named Christian therefore my child must be

>Zach
>generally sociable but never the leader of a group

>Andrew
>the fat kid from down the steet I used to play baseball with

>Doug
>destined to be overweight and prematurely bald, especially if it's not a shortened version of Douglas

Thats so weird. I literally named the 4 biggest chads that went to my high school

>jordan
>daniel
>jamie
>skyler

those are girls names

Why are zachs ALWAYS the biggest sperg lords? I swear I have never met a normal, attractive, well adjusted Zach EVER. Can you even name a celebrity named Zach that isn't either a fat ass imported comedian or busy making cape shit movies?

>tfw name is Mark
>Marks are athletic and very intelligent nice guys
>tfw neither athletic nor very intelligent
at...at least I'm a nice guy, right???

my name is christian and it fucking sucks. I have been an outcast my whole life, but in gradeschool there was another christian and he was the most popular kid.

Where did I go wrong Veeky Forums

Is this a name thread now?
>being a slav who moved to America
>my official first name is too difficult for Americans to pronounce without vandalizing it, so I started to go by Alex
>find out that Alex can be a woman's name as well, and it sounds pretty gay in general

The Alex I knew was goofy and fun, but he tended to avoid responsibility. Model-tier face and a sucker for pussy

Same here except I go by Aj. I really don't like that name anymore.

I think i know you

What you think think of Bill?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux986ojzXjI

>have bestfriend too
>always thought i was the chad
>now coming to the realization that i may have been the Brad all along

Seen all of these names in gay porno's. No homo

>Harrison

Tfw you get a surname for a first name.

Brock makes third easily.

keyvan?

>I also worked with a fella named Justice who had two sisters named Liberty and Freedom.
Why are burgers so retarded? Shouldn't justice be rsping both liberty and freedom anyway?

Where did you get this image

even if you think you're a beta if you look like you life you're automatically in the top 3. i don't mean if you look like a fat fuck powerlifter, but if you look like what normies consider to be "buff". you'll never be chad without charisma and confidence, but you'll be close to the top.

*you lift

Thoughts on the name Dennis?

...

No :(

Any roberts in here?
I feel like my name is severely autistic

Underrated post.

my name is charles, am i a CHAD?

None of these lists have Jason on them, and I feel that is a mistake

A Chandler is what we all should aspire towards.

FACE, FRAME and HEIGHT are chad genetics.

Just go by whatever your middle name is. Pro surfer Kelly Slater's name is actually Robert and he was really successful winning world titles and shit, but when he started going by his middle name, Kelly, he started drowning in pussy.

you think you've "achieved chad mode" and you can't even get any pussy? even medicore guys get pussy.

>tfw 0.001% of my country is like that

Is Tim a good name? I feel like my name is too hard to pronounce for Americans so I though Tim would be a good alternative. Is it a Chaddish name?

Jake reporting in. Knock-off Chad name usually used in American high school chick flicks as the name of the popular love interest.

In reality though, every Jake I've ever met including myself has been perfectly average. Do I have any latent chad potential in me?

Zach Efron

>tfw robert
>tfw no middle name