I-is this how you do it Veeky Forums?

I-is this how you do it Veeky Forums?

What say?

General tinder and online pickup bread.

>replying after she said hahaha
She's not interested

horrible logic there buddy
i take it you've never made a girl laugh in her life

haha

hahaha

it's a bot haha

i thought it said i workout for you and thats what i genuinely thought dont say this

You make her laugh while I make her cum
hahaha is an easy way to show you're not interested in continuing the conversation
but what do I know, right?

did you even finish reading the conversation

You go and tslk to actual people instead of hiding behind the internet you autistic fuck

its either a bot or she's dumb as shit

pick

dude a lot of women are like talking to brick walls. almost half of the girls i talk to i have to pry out conversation because they're either shy or spilling their spaghetti and afraid to talk. you'd probably get laid more if you went after the ones that you thought weren't interested.

also to help OP, just grab a beer and let the alcohol do the talking. worked for me all the time

making a girl laugh is the easiest way into a girl's pants

clearly you dont know anything

and if you are blind or simply lacking attention span, she continued the conversation

>bot
>responding to OP's autistic question with "Haha I workout do u"
I think you're the dummy

retards

which way do i swipe for angler fish

Why waste your time on a brick wall? If she's boring as fuck when you start talking to her she's not interested.
"hahaha" means she actually laughed
Wanna know how I know you're socially autistic?
It's literally the easiest phrase to use to show a lighthearted nature
Instead of ending everything with "lol" like a retard they use hahaha

She makes me laugh while I make you cum

Right if tranny left if woman

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i love you Veeky Forums

conveniently ignoring the fact that she continued the conversation and asked him a question. face it buddy, youre wrong

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IMPOSSIBLE

Tfw I will never wife that girl
Tfw my gf goes to an all-women's college and is a huge SJW

win her over

If you can't do that then you are destined to be a failiure and a loser forever

Hi fellow centipede

marymount sucks, she is a retard

>your

Average lfiter

>Making a girl laugh

This works better irl, when you can use bants and playful touching. Whilst she's laughing don't forget to like touch her arm or her thigh. Women need physical contact.

This is why tindr is for setting up dates not texting incessantly.

There's no coming back from this.

>you didn't enforce your political beliefs on your girlfriend with facts and statistics, while her emotional political beliefs crumble.

Nothing feels better man, I think my girlfriend is more vocally annoyed by feminist shit than I am.

But that's the correct usage of "your"

How can women be this dumb

First one was, second one wasn't.

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women on social apps have LITERALLY DOZENS of men talking to them. an average looking girl i know made a tinder and had 25 matches in one day, each starting a conversation. why should they try to talk when there's 24 more guys who already sent a message, waiting for it to be seen?

Cmon user

>Can i take you out for a beer and ask you more stupid questions? what's your number?

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Why date such a needlessly sarcastic cunt

she had a funny response to a stupid question. you guys are fucking virgins

>needlessly sarcastic

The guy is a fucking moron. You would see wave after wave of replies if he said that shit here.

>she responds, you respond at the same time
>her next response is an hour later, yours is at the same time
>she takes an hour to respond again

stop being desperate

When I was younger I used to play softball with my friends, none of us were on any teams.

It's more likely to be a catfish than a bot.

This is exactly what I was thinking. It was a perfectly valid question.

And most people that play are on a team. You wouldn't ask someone who was playing football if they played on a team. Assume the majority, not a small minority

>community """college"""

Do this OP. Get tipsy, and not fucked up. Turns any autist into a smooth motherfucker. And I'm speaking from experience.

>tfw 24 year old kissless frindless virgin
>ugly, emaciated holocaust manlet
>too afraid to use tinder even though when i get girls kiks from reddit and talk to them they all almost fall in love with me

>dick sucking lips
right

I don't eat maccas anymore so I'd probably lose

>Sonos

No matter what the fuck you do we'll always be friends. No homo.

Just stuff them in your pockets when she isn't looking.

>i workout do you?
>do you
dyel op?

D E V I L I S H

moms gonna freak!!

its a trap. she'll get you to buy her like 3, youll buy 4 and eat them all, then shes too full to suck your dick. Then she wont talk to you again and you just bought her food.

You don't know shit, any girl that is willing to put that in a bio has and will suck dick. You just have to hold it to her, shell probably give a good one too.

It's not my tinder match just some random google one

Deleted tinder ages ago. Now I kind of regret not swiping on all those messages I just did it to see if anyone would message

Never stoop too low lads

>not buying her the burger and getting one yourself
>letting her be all happy thinking it's a race "hehe ok 3,2,1 go!"
>not eating any of it and she finishes
>"user..why aren't you eating?"
>I don't want to get fat
>her self esteem plummets to nothing

>you get up and throw your cheeseburger in the trash as you walk out
ALPHA AS FUCK TBQH

me and ex gf mutual split cause she moved away 2 weeks ago.
I already downloaded tinder and sloots are messaging me.
when will it be okay for me to go smash bro's?

kinda wish I wasnt too old to use tinder, being 30 sucks sometimes

look young, am fit, but...yeah

usually girls that put that in her bio are bots. By me its all some shitty bots about nsafinder. Funny quotes like "nsafinder has me takin dick like i shouldve taken my dads advice" or "nsafinder left my gag reflex as absent as my father"

trust me. if i dont think its a bot, im swipin.

Or...

> take her on McD's date
> impress her with your annihilation of 7 cheeseburgers because bulk
> get dick sicked while you let your gains grow

No you fools

>She starts demolishing the cheeseburger fast
>You sit there and gaze at her
>W-why are you not eating?
>I won't eat this cheeseburger and you will still do what your tinder description says
>She gets angered, then wet, then horny and then blows you

cringe

>You make her laugh while I make her cum

Do you think I could even satisfy this high test babe?

That kind of talk is for the birds user. Do what makes you happy and slay

r8 my only match ever

>mfw ive made girls cum to the point they break out laughing

Wasn't bot I got a hit in the first 20 minutes and it was the only one I met up with. Probably only because we lived so close.

stick an ebt card on your dick and she will be

I can smell the olde english and black and mild from here

same, shits amazing to open their minds up to actual facts.

Idk what to say honestly amigo

Would tbqh

>mfw i lost my sexual stamina for a few months and no girls i saw wanted to date me
>mfw i realized the only reason women put up with me is for the sex

i didnt know you could detect virginity through Veeky Forums posts

Somebody use Ive fallen in love and i cant get back up

Thank god I have a 8×6 inches to satisfy her.

the only way you're getting a girl wet is if you dump a bucket of water on her

The only way you would get her wet is to have her cry after she sees your one rep max.

Why lie about your age when its pretty obvious they're damn near 30

That's racist against black women.

not him but honestly feel bad for black women. most of them are just undesirable at all. when im on tinder and i see a black girl its an instant left swipe.

2 weeks ago

Your kids will be blessed with good jaw lines

If you're left swiping you forgot the number 1 rule of being a man on Tinder, the women does the choosing.

I take it you're in the wellington area ahaha.

You could be her supreme gentleman.

There's plenty of 30 yr olds and milfs there

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Imma panic attack here

What do I say?

Haha :)
What do you say we meet for coffee some time to plan for our trip?

autism

A-are you an archaeologist?

Who taught you to speak like this?

reddit?

Motherfucker you're talking like a goddamn first grader who just figured out how to stack fucking building blocks