How much do you tip the bench spotter?

How much do you tip the bench spotter?

a handjob

$3.50

usually 15-20%

I suck his dick in the locker room

>ONLY $3.50
you're a jew

T = (1/x),
where T is the total amount of my tip expressed in euros,
where x is the distance from my mouth to his genitals as he stands just above my head

$3.50 is plenty I'll tip more if I actually need his help

You can't divide by zero though

come on dude.
Everyone knows the calculation is (1% of weight) x Sets

Benching 135 for 3 sets = $1.35 x 03
Benching 225 for 3 sets = $2.25 x 3
and so on

...

10% of the weight in dollars

Obviously, you can't, otherwise it would be homo and my formula only exist in the no homo plane.
Although, the formula can become negative, which makes sense since, at that point, he's the one giving me a "tip".

>just the tip

The dimensions in this don't make sense

>it would be homo
Obviously you say no homo, rendering all actions not homosexual

he actually gives me the tip

The standard practice in my gym is one sip of whey shake per spot.

so the further away he is with his dick the less you pay him?

what are you? a fucking faggot?

mushroom tip

$5 but can go up if his choad has a pleasant aroma

shrekt

this

>FFUUUUU
homo af

>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
is less homo now innit

for you

MEMES
GREENTEXT
RARE PEPES

This entire thread is a meme. R-right guyz?

yes
we don't do gay shit (atleast not me), but we do tip the spotter.

10% of my 1 rep max

>we do tip the spotter
I knew the homoeroticism was a meme but do any of you really tip your spotter?

In cents, right?

>the homoeroticism was a meme

are you fucking stupid or just baiting?

I bet you never tipped the receptionist either, you despicable faggot.

Wtf I already pay for my gym membership nigga I'm not made of money

a load in his face

>doesn't tip the receptionist

It's pretty standard to tip the gym spotters if you do anything more than like one or two sets. My gym spotters only get like paid like $2.50, and rely on tips for their wages, kinda like waitresses. That's at bigger chain gyms tho. Small gyms typically just pay theirs flat minimum wage, and tipping isn't as expected then.

holy shit kill yourself, why wouldn't you tip them? obviously you have NO FRIENDS that reminded you of etiquette

I hope you're joking if you can't afford to tip your spotter use a smith machine or go without a spotter. People like you make me sick

That's just like it is, when you go to the restaurant, you already pay but you still have to tip

>he doesn't tip

>tfw I'm Jewish irl

>not getting the tip in the locker room
Just the tip tho

do you tip?

We don't take kindly to your kind around these parts user. Best you leave

post more cat

Nope, I'm not giving away my shekels

I thought the spotter gave the tip

So you saying you're not jewish online

Here you go user

Make me bitch

but like how old are you tho?

E I G H T E E N
I
G
H
T
E
E
N

...

Spotted the yuropoor

Does that cat ever actually eat those hotcakes? All I ever see it do is sit on them

no, he's cutting

Who knows user

cute

About an inch.

a brojob

KOT
O
T

5 bucks

my fedora is the only thing tipping

on the nano particle scale different objects actually never touch, so hes always hovering on top of your mouth, not really inside your throat

About 7 fedoras.

Why the locker room? Just save time and suck his ball sack while you're doing the lift.

So... you want his genitals as close as possible to your mouth, but not actually touching them. I guess I've heard of weirder fetishes.

no way. i'm not a homo

People like you are assholes. I'm a single mother of two and currently working two shifts at the strip club and one at the Gold's gym. Tip your fucking spotter.

>tip
The whole tip with just my nuts hanging out

>tfw i would give ln(x) tips to a qt

a fiver is the normal in the UK

some cheap bastard just said 'thanks' and left the other day. very rude

What the hell the guys next to them are doing great same thing

The tip of his dick, since it's usually right there anyway

> Maths

one tip of my fedora

pic related
>it's me

1.5 inches

kek

>i tip the spotter

its a meme fucktard

kill yourself you fucking faggot

This user actually knows what he's talking about tho

Best post of the year

F R E E
R
E
E

>tfw I do all these things on a Peruvian stamp collector forum