/tinder/ thread

Cont from last thread. Lads you fucked it now try and salvage it.

>Whats your number
/thread

Any tren

>Lets prove it

Say if your easy what's your mums number

What age is your granny

Good to know but first things first if you ain't lifting we ain't shifting.

Think I'll go with a combination of these

How much you weigh (kg)

Ask her if she comes with or without a child from a previous relationship.

Say your granny eat muck

And now we wait

pics of her profile

im mirin the smug chad emoji user

kinda cringey, just say than youd have no problem giving me your number

Listen buddy its too late now lets embrace it

Boys and girls im i shredded

>emoji
Why not just add a "haha" or "i like bbc" at the end you cuck

i swear all of these pick up lines don't even work on british girls

> tfw you use cheeky ones and barely get an answer
> tfw you compliment her barely get an answer

the fuck

gonna hook up with this chick later tonight

eheee... n1 m8

Gutentag enjoy that

I think you're just ugly m8

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAD

why would they match with me then kek

this is her body

> tfw I can't tell if hight test or just chubby

what have you done to me Veeky Forums

She's potentially high test

C A T F I S H E D

i'm really suspecting a severe case of spaghetti, one girl literally said to me " nice thighs and ass " on tinder and then unmatched with me

That girl would probably eat you buddy run while you can
On the bright side she doesn't look like she'd be fast

Calling a girl easy is an instant fail you dimwit.

I really feel like I can mold her into a sexy 10/10 goddess

she has the genetics to be gorgeous

with a few squats here and there and little time on the treadmill, she'd be perfect

Listen every message was selected from one of these threads, we can only blame ourselves.

Also bit of a backstory her bio says she's 'extremely easy to talk to'

you could mold her into jello with all that jelly

Hold on buddy her face looks like Quasimodo there's no amount of squats/ physical transformation that would overshadow that monstrosity :(

Ask her if she wants to go to Holland with you and get something to eat

she is a bit overweight, currently a 6/10, could become an 8 if lost all that weight.

Fair point buddy

her upper body is thin.. she just has big hips

shes like medium test

Are you serious on a obesity scale a 6/10 maybe damn

Not the best body, but them thighs look nice.1

The only nice looking thing in that photo is the iphone

OP here new match lets fucking go hmu with the best openers

> I think iTunes made a mistake, you're the hottest single of the year

she's a bot though

Ask if she makes music

Hey Mattie if I told you You had a great body would you hold it against me ?

who the fuck names their kid mattie

also no body pic = catfish

Knife that shit

Verified on facebook

She has body pics in the album

hello, ghetto kendall jenner

Do you even lift mate?

ABORT
B
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The gods have decided

> picking the shittiest pickup line

Pretty piss

And what was your suggestion kid?

> getting butthurt over someone not liking your shitty pickup line
shiggy

>butthurt
>asked if you contributed whatsoever
>edgy meme response

No God decided that, you should have gone with the iTunes one you flaming dingbat

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She's fat. She's below 5/10 to me so she doesn't even register on my radar. But I think it's safe to assume you don't get laid that often so go for it brah.

Not him. This is super cringey. I bet you don't even lift.

I dont, but I'm actually attractive

I'm out of her league, but I see great potential in her

Is that actually you're pic on tinder hahaha madman

cool story brah

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Alright bro wtf is that. Both in reference to the girl and to the response

Blatant