Gym Stereotypes

>the skelly who takes mirror pics on his first day
>the polowearing pajeets
>that guy who curls in the squat rack
>the nig who plays his music too loud
>the guy that shadow boxes
>the guy who does pushups and dumbbell workouts
>the autist who spends his time shitposting on a Laotian Trap group between sets
I can go on family

do i even need to type what goes here?

>the polo wearing pajeets

>That guy who does 5 sets of 30 reps bench press
>Lmao0plates
>Does pushups on the bar in between
>Leaves immediately after finishing
>Does this three times a week

what the fuck

>the guy who lifts weights in the gym

>instagrams between sets

>that older guy in a tank top who talks to everybody
>that middle eastern hairy guy who does no workout but is always there, talking to everybody
>group of 20 yr old faggots who chatter like schoolgirls
>that guy who wears a FOX cap
>those skelly kids who come in after school
>that self-designated gym alpha who is super standoffish if you dont suck his dick

>that manlet with laughable gains who mean mugs every 6+ masterrace guy

>that guy who takes 30 minutes on the Leg Press
>knocks out 30 reps in the time it'd take me to do 10
>he's DYEL as fuck
Probably related to:
>high school kid
>always on the Leg Curl
>has it on baby weight settings
>2.5, maybe 5kg at the most
>curls those legs like it's going out of style
>never changes machines once in the time it takes me to do my entire routine

>those skelly kids who come in after school

>>tapes

>that overweight person who is trying to make a decent change in their life and you can see it working everytime they're in the gym

>Gasp pants and grey hoodie.
Usually 90+kg builtfat.

>The guy that wears compression stocking/leggings but has a small dick and no buldge

>that guy who drops his weight from knee height continuously to purposefully make a bang
we need a lunk alarm tbqh

>that guy who benches

> that guy who keeps looking at my dick when i wear compression pants waiting for me to pop a boner

>The autistic faggot who fell for the SS meme

Dub dubs confirms

If this fucker literally walked for 10 minutes a fucking day and cut at 2000 calories a day, his fat would fly the fuck off and he could live past 50. I don't understand how someone can be that care-free and unwilling to change their disgusting life.

I really hate that guy

>that group of high schoolers that come in to the gym to curl 15 pound dumbbells and laugh way too loud and call each other gay
>that guy that brings a huge gym bag full of useless shit just to pick things up and set them back down

Sadly enough I watched some of his videos where he talks about his life
>sad cause I'm fat
>fat cause I eat
>eat cause I'm sad
Rinse and repeat. He's a fucking crybaby,

>all the stacies mirrin while I squat 950 pounds and grunt like a Silverback shooting a load.

>that group of high schoolers that take over the only squat rack and sit there for over an hour just bullshitting, chatting, looking at their phones, taking pictures, calling each other gay, maybe doing a lift or two every once in a while
>multiple people come up asking to use the rack or work in, "nah bro we're almost done"

I used to actually look up to this guy thinking he had such a hard life. He does, but that's because he chooses to make it so. Just a little bit of self-control, and this guy could be way more happy.

>grunt like a Silverback shooting a load.
kek

anyone have pictures of polo wearing pajeets?

Fuck, i wear a fox cap.

brb time to suicide.

>that guy who is bigger than me

>that guy who sits on a bench well his friends do curls

Why even come?

If basketball shorts are a no no according to you autism lords, what should I be wearing?
>inb4 nothing

Unrelated, but his shoulders form a perfect circle

damn.

he's a professional victim

why did i do this

>short guys who lift

>the 75% manlets who will never make it
>the 80% framelets who will never make it
>the 95% uglets who will never make it
why do they even bother going??

Wear silkies faggot

ARRRRRGH fuck those guys. My gym's full of them. Except mine aren't even high schoolers. Thy're actual goddamn adults who still haven't figured out basic gym etiquette.

>The nig who smells bad
>the nig who talks to you the entire hour
>the nig who drops the plates
>the nig who drops the dumbbells
>the nig curling in the squat rack
>the nig ohping in the squat rack
>the nig chatting on one of his 3 phones
>the nig quarter squatting
>the nig wearing beats
>the nig chewing gum loudly
>the nig who is naked 100% of the time in the changing room
>that nice black guy who offers you a spot when you're benching

You been mirin yourself too much in the mirror pham?

>the depressed guy staring into space between sets

More like a feminist rape victim

>The DYEL that poses in the mirrors at the free weights area, who then proceeds to take his shirt off and keep posing.

>the old asian dude who you never see working out but is always butt naked in the locker room

>the old man who blow dries his butt

>"toning for summer"
>every fucking first week of summer

What's wrong with basketball shorts?

No dude it's my compression underwear I swear!

>tfw all 3
;_;

I'm starting to wonder myself.

bc fried bannanas are fying delicious

> the guy who changes his shoes and chalks up to do bench

>that guy who comes with his girl and she benches more than him
>that bearmode fellow that is extremely kind and well-spoken
>that Veeky Forums guy who helped you out when you were a skelly
>That girl who takes up the squat rack for almost 2 hours

my gym 2bh

It's a good way to check on your form, just saying.

This is a really smart thing to do if you don't have a coach.

For Germany and Netherlands: the group of Turks/Moroccans sharing a bench with 5 people and psyching each other up for a sick 0,7xBW bench press

>>the polowearing pajeets

i'm glad i left basic fit

The guy who definitely doesn't skip leg day because he doesn't want to become the subject of memeful scorn, so he quarter squats below his bench weight once per two weeks and rewards himself with an hour of curls.

>leg day is a meme
>if you're training for beach aesthetics just don't fucking do it week cares
>I do train legs btw, I'm just under 1/2/3/4 for reps

>the nig wearing beats
yep thats me got them for free :)
Any consolation I'm blasting black metal and swans while I lift

Fuck that guy with the bag, who doesn't even range what he needs and puts it in the locker, but brings it into the gym with him. Squat socks, deadlift straps, overhead press scarf, adductor braces, bench shirt and tie

WHat is that exercise on the picture called?

>Implying I'm going to listen to ONCE I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD three times in an hour like the shitty cuntrag gym radio plays

Fuck you OP you made me mad.

>that guy that comes in just to lift free weights

Looks like your average Chest Press or Dual Axis Press, but I could be looking at the pic wrong.

>bench shirt and tie

>tfw tall and handsome but a 6.5 inch wrist framelet
Long sleeves for life

Fuck you. That guy has a good voice compared to many other famous musicians these days.

Yeah and I liked it when I first heard it. The second time it was still good. The third time, that was enough. Then I just got madder and madder and madder.

That sounds like my plan for next weeks, got injured doing heavy squats so I'll take it easy. Besides my legs are already much more developed than upper thanks to SS meme

Better than Drake and his shitcunt Rhianna or whatever she's called or that ugly skank in the desert with her bike and her scratching voice, god damn.

Endurance.

Some people train extra for their sport and dont want to look like a wanna be hulk you know?

I never wore headphones when lifting, ever, until I moved gyms to one with a radio. Now I'm blasting that shit.

The irritating asian cunts who come in in a team of 6 and stand around jabbering their nonsense at each other while they're quarter squatting the 'core bags' are irritating too, glad I have some old shit to drown it out.

>>the autist who spends his time shitposting on a Laotian Trap group between sets
too close to home senpai

I always skipped leg day, but people started making fun of me when I could bench as much as I could squat, so now I squat 3x a week

>that obviously depressed loser with earbuds in doing SS and staring blankly at himself in the mirror between sets

> the fat strong friendly guy

>that manlet who has to jump to reach the pullup bar

>Beats by dr dre

That's was me a month or 2 ago except I didn't wear ear buds

>college gyms

>that DYEL guy who uses the good girl/bad girl machine

I legit don't understand why people wear gloves... even when I first started doing weighted pull ups I never had any issues.

Some people tend to have blisters in their hands so easily and that shit hurts when they rip them off with the bar or dumbbells, and those things are always dirt.

Gloves aren´t bad, but if you only wear them for Veeky Forums, then you can choke up

fucking indians who smell like absolute shit.

why the fuck do they all smell the same, and so bad? is deoderant not a normal thing for them? i literally have to fucking leave the area when an indian comes near me.

no. keep wearing it. it's endearing

>Working out with gymbro
>Chest/Triceps day, making all kinds of gains
>Suddenly, THAT guy walks in
>Longpants, Hoodie, Earbuds
>EARBUDS in a gym that already plays music
>Doesnt even change, "gymwear" already on
>Walks straight to the squatrack
>Starts squatting with just the bar (wat)
>Loads a few small plates on
>Does 5 struggling reps
>Sits down, face already red as a tomato
>Sits on his fucking ass for over 2 mins before doing 5 more
>Considers his "set" done, deloads the bar
>Uses the SAME FUCKING BAR to do OHP
>Without clips
>PT at the gym runs over and shows him where the clips are
>Mumbles something about not needing them and reluctantly puts them on
>Gymbro mouths "what the fuck" and just stares
>Mr earbud does the same 5 forced reps
>Panting from less reps than I do as warmup, he deloads the bar again
>Drops it to the floor
>Starts doing deadlifts with THE SAME FUCKING BAR
>Entiregymstaring.jpg
>Hoodieboy does 5 painfully struggling reps and then just gives up
>Deloads the bar
>Walks straight out of the gym
>Doesnt even SHOWER OR CHANGE CLOTHES
>Me and friend are practically in tears
>Mfw his "workout" took less time than our tricepsets
>Mfw this fucktard returns two days later IN THE SAME CLOTHES

Saw him getting weighed at the gym once, he even gained weight lmao

>tfw