MY BUTT FUCKING UGLY ACNE SCARRED FAT STONER MANLET FRIEND WHO HAS NEVER LIFTED A DAY IN HIS LIFE HAS BEEN BACK FROM...

MY BUTT FUCKING UGLY ACNE SCARRED FAT STONER MANLET FRIEND WHO HAS NEVER LIFTED A DAY IN HIS LIFE HAS BEEN BACK FROM UNI FOR A WEEK AND ALREADY FUCKED TWO QTS OFF HIS NEWLY MADE TINDER ACCOUNT.

IM A FUCKING 20 YEAR OLD 6'3 VIRGIN WITH A 6 PACK AND A 2.5 PL8 BENCH.

WHY IS IT SO UNFAIR.

WHY ARE SOME GUYS JUST INHERANTLY UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX.

swap the people in this story, and its true

OP is just the manlet who wants people to think this would ever happen

Personality, my friend.
Also if you mix the green with college. Boom banging junkies.

The girls were probably butt ugly. You can pull those girls too, but the question is do you want to? If you do, what's stopping you?

Communicating in all caps might be a start. Calm down. Ask yourself: 1) are you ugly as sin? 2) are you boring as hell? 3) do you dress like a dork? If you said yes to any of those questions, you know your problem. Now start problem solving.

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Lmao this is so legit.
There was this one guy.

>5'9"
>receding hairline
>shit haircut
>droopy and tired looking eyes
>150lb twink
>pale as fuck
>ugly pircings
>5/10 face
>posture like an ape or caveman

His gf is literally one of the most attractive qt's i've seen on my school.

But this isnt a bad thing.
Its a good thing.
Because it means picking up girls is easier than i thought, and i might have even better chances than him.

Confidence. It doesn't matter how buff you are, as long as you're a little bitch baby girls will want nothing to do with you.

It means that chicks chose pushovers and weaklings that make them look better

The hottest chicks in my town are dating the dorkiest of nerds so they can boss him around, make him carry her purse while they fuck chad on the side. It's the age old alpha fucks beta bux

I am chad in that scenario tho kek

> im chad
You keep telling yourself that