Tfw lifting didn't fix your life

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>tfw 26 y/o and fucking an 18 y/o college freshmen who is 5'9" and i'm only 5'11"

u mad?

first of all: this it really comes down to having luck. If I hadn't met a girl like that I'd still be kissless. Until then I had the same wish, getting a lethal illness and just not giving a fuck.

I know that feel. I hate myself so very much.

Don't be a fag and get right back up on the horse. Find something you like and are passionate about and get good at it. Get stronger, eat good food and don't sweat about shit you can't directly influence in the present.

You sound like a bitch.
>wahh I'm not getting pussy!!!
Fucking grow a pair there must be more pressing matters than bitches

You have another 70 years to get "good" at shit.

You can only bang hot girls for a few years. Losing out on those years is horrible.

hugh fucking hefner can do it as an old man, dude

Don't count on luck, go online: social media, dating sites, omegle or even hookup threads on /soc/. It can take some time, but unless you're capable of picking up girls on a street it's your only option.

Won't comment on the rest of it brah, but the 18 yo pussy thing isn't really true, plenty of girls that age PREFER guys a few years older.

>The exception proves the rule.

on what planet can you only sleep with girls from 18-21

HOWS YOUR /COPING/ GOING TODAY?

on average (I know Veeky Forums likes to believe they're exceptional, but their not) the highest age gap between relationships is 3 years.

3 years. That means when you're 25, the YOUNGEST you could possibly get is 22.

I know Veeky Forums believes they're exceptionally handsome/fit, but that's not true. You're an average guy and you're going to date women your own age.

Used up.
Saggy.
Wrinkly.
Jaded
Whores.

Stop it.

age is a number

you either look good or you dont

im 21 years old but it feels like my life has already ended and will end any moment

it is a strange feelings

Ah, but having those girls would have never provided much more than a false sense of superiority regarding your contemporaries! As your muscles are a shallow overestimation of your personal value, so is the obtaining of female counterparts in high school and college. In fact, women are so wooed by any meat-headed neanderthal with enough confidence that unless you got the Daisy Buchanan of your high school I doubt nobody besides kissless virgins would admire you these days, which leads suspect to the notion that you are in fact a kissless virgin, does it not?

Stomp on my dreams will you?

Bro, your 22. Your in your prime and look at you, your a disgusting depressed sack of shit. Get your fucking shit together. Jesus christ

>tfw body looks like shit in prime

>tfw lifting didn't fix your life, but was a byproduct of you fixing your life

It's not too shabby, really.

Take this self pitying gay ass shit to /r9k/ you fucking pathetic waste of oxygen

Don't you get tired of all these lies and shitposts ?

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Idk, it kind of changed my life. More confidence, in better shape, less self conscience about my appearance, I feel way better than I ever have.

nothing better to do with my free time

and it makes me feel better, cant make people like me but at least I like myself more

That's kind of how I feel too

im so glad i didnt miss out on 18 y/o pussy

I can die relatively happy

>get fit
>get 18yo with daddy issues

a 19yo friend of my exgf now has a 42yo fuck buddy.

If your biggest problem is girls it sounds like your life is pretty good honestly.

dyel confirmed

Become Muslim OP, your life will change 100% knowing that pussy is just fitnah and you are destined for things that are far more worthy.

this desu
I have a really good life so I don't let my virginity bother me too much since I know it's not the end of the world

Really now, how silly are you folks.
>Missing out on a pleasurable experience
How could you percieve this as an unequivocally bad thing? Who knows what would have happened if you had that pleasure? Does pleasure last forever? Do you think guys who got 18 year old pussy and ended up as teen daddys are happy just because they got some pussy? Would you really be happier now just from having a memory of a sense pleasure? Has any other sense pleasure you've ever experienced in your entire life made you permanently happy?

Niggas, happiness doesn't come from outside. You put the pieces together.

Op is time to pick up running. Trust me. Or any cardio. Cardio bunnies will be all over you before you know it. Trust me man.

theres a chance girls might notice but ive learned not to obsess over girls

they either like you or you dont, cant force them to like you

Shit, this pretty much.

All of the dudes that I know that got 18 yo puss and were teen dads are now miserable, and work shit jobs, and are going nowhere pretty much.

>oh no muh pussy

21 year old KV here
I wish I had trivial fucking problems like this

literally no time to think about such shit unless I want to end up guilt-ridden and freezing to death in a cardboard box next winter
I'm 100% sure most of the cunts ITT had everything handed to them in their lives

I'm starting to realize this more and more. And the more I do, the less I stress out about it, and the happier I am in general

Worked pretty hard to get where I am right now, and I'm pretty happy with myself.

its for the best

besides, the more you obsess over girls the more desperate you look, just do your best and thats all you can do more or less

Did you by any chance receive a small loan of a million dollars from your father?

You're a fucking fool. 40 year old men can bang girls in the low twenties if they know what they're doing.

No, I seriously grew up kind of poor, on the verge of being homeless most of the time. Parents barely making it. I genuinely work hard for all that I have, and I enjoy the life I have.

I actually have a gf that loves me haha lmao

brahhhh i just banged a fucking hot as fuck 17 year old high school slut that was begging for me to smash her. All thanks to fit and fa dont worry hang in there! Lots of OHP and incline bench and a good haircut and you're set for lyf

>Be on POF
>31 yrs old fag
>PhD, Solid Hobbies/Interests, 5/10 looks
>Messaged around 50+ women of all age categories the past month
>4-5 replied back
>All just faded away because they don't ask questions back or have fucking female autismo so conversations go nowhere and feel forced and dull as fuck.

Strange thing is that I used to fear rejection, now its a strange comfort blanket and its smothered my fear of talking to women IRL. I literally just pretend a girl is from POF and rock up and use one of my dozen or so opening messages.

>Still get rejected though

Sure bud

I guess that's cool

I'm still very much in the middle of the storm, no end in sight so far

I kinda wanna die too. Or not really, I'm not suicidal, but my life is pointless. However I could never kill myself because I got younger siblings and I could never ruin their life that way. Also even though my parents doesn't really contact me, I know that they were very happy when I was born after a long wait and several miscarriages. It's sad but that actually keeps me going. I know that my parents and family loves me despite us not being especially close nowadays.

Very often before going to bed I imagine the time when I was a baby and my parents used to care about me a lot. I'm 21 so that's pathetic as fuck, but the "memory" is very comforting. I also love hugging my dog cause I don't have anyone else to hug.

Everytime I see a relatively attractive man I think how it would be to have him as a boyfriend. I know that it's also pathetic as fuck, but it's just in my mind, in reality I don't take any contact with guys or even try anything. I'm cool and collected, but lately I've started having those thoughts.

I guess I've been alone for too long. It's just hopeless, I'm not especially beautiful and my positive traits like kindness, 2 uni degrees and cooking skills just show from the surface so I'm fucked. No one has ever even asked me on date.

This is so pathetic, I can only say this outloud on this anonymous Arctic swimming discussion board cause in reality I'm a normie.

Forgot the pic

What the fuck op you haven't missed shit at 22. I'm 26 and was just with an 18 year old. I still have to finish school and get a career going but there's no way I'm letting you think your life is over at 22. Mine literally started at 22

how tall are you

29 year old brah here; it gets better man.

>22 years old, missed out on... and everything else in life

lmao

>Don't progress a lot
>Check out my testosterone levels
>400, in the bottom 5% of my age
>Not low enough to hop on TRT
>Feel fucking depressed because this is optimized, I sleep 8 hours, I gym, I go outside and I try to avoid stress (dont smoke or drink).
>Fucking bottom 5% while some fucking Chad has double mine getting boozed up 3 nights a week.

Fucking felt like it won't even matter what I do, I'll be mediocre at best.

I'm 27 and I would probably not bother fucking an 18 year old. Shit, no girl under 23-4 really has a clue what they want.

They sure fucking don't friendo.

>on average the highest gap

Fuck you

>29 year old kv
> no friends
> no passions or hobbies
> average job
> spend all my time in front of a computer
> been on and off Veeky Forums for 8 years
You don't know my pain

IDK, I'm 25, nearly 26 and my girlfriend left me a month ago. We were gonna get married, have kids and shit.

But I kept lifting, and I guess it's helped a lot, I mean I've always been depressed but ever since I took up lifting 6 months ago, people have been saying I'm happier, and I didn't even feel all that hopeless or tragic when my gf left.

In the past couple of weeks I seem to be getting this insane test boost after workouts. I've been making sure I do at least one heavy compound lift per gym session and really fucking push myself, with proper form of course. Girls have been approaching me, smiling and flirting like never before and my bro at work just told me that a girl I've been flirting with told him she likes me.

fuckin truth

The only thing keeping me going is degenerate pleasure

I just play osrs and fap on my rest days

lifting is literally the only thing i have now

women suck faggot

Okay let me make this simple for you.

Lifting doesnt cure your life.
Having a great body cures your life.

Its not about lifting, its not about benching 2 plates.
its about having a nice body.
And with nice, i dont mean a 1 year lifter body or some skinny ottermode fag.

Im talking about actually being jacked and shredded.

I swear all the people who say "lifting didnt help me" are always the ones who still look shit.

You can be my sugar mama bb

Bad user. No dying.

When I was 21 I had sex with a 17yo girl, it was nice. I came inside her.

This. It is always those guys in the gym for 1-2 years with shitty bodies that focus on squatting that are depressed. I have never seen a shredded, jacked guy who seems depressed.

>not a Cambodian child sex slave
>not a starving Somalian orphan
>no chronic pain condition
>has all 4 limbs, 5 fingers on each hand
>not blind, deaf, or mute

Fuck you OP and all the other whiny bitches. Life could be infinitely worse for you and you're crying on Veeky Forums to a bunch of similar losers who don't give a shit about you.

Why don't you just jerk off, improve yourself as much as possible, call your parents, and wake up grateful in the morning like a redeemable human being. Or is chasing dumb pussy all you're good for?

yo what's your osrs account name I'll add you

Melbourne?

I'll be your friend, user.

>be thinks teenage girls aren't drooling over adult mancock

HAHAHAHA

Why do you think you didn't get any in highschool? The dynamic is older guys younger girls. Younger guys are awkward, feminine and unappealing. Nows your time to shine, cuck.

>tfw lifting didn't cure my gender dysphoria

at least im... healthy, i guess

Disregard females become a rocket league pro

Dont give up on 18yo pussy m8 you still have like 8 years before it becomes creepy (depends on how you age though).

>tfw lost my virginity at 25 to a 17-year-old azn qt3.14

D-did I make it?

What the fuck are you talking about user.
There's no easier age to get fresh pussy than early twenties.
Man up you fucking faggot and start plowing that

>tfw lost my virginity at 22 to a 18-year-old azn qt3.14
Bruh, if we didn't make it then this game is too hard

Dumb ass. Seriously. That mode of thinking is why your life sucks. You can have what you want but only of you fight for it. Everything comes with practice.

years old, missed out on teenage girls, 18 y/o pussy and everything else in life

Yeah, you have until like 50 to get 18 year old pussy if you're in good shape. If you've worked around young women, you know they often fuck older bosses and coworkers. They might not want to go with you to the movies, but they'll fuck you.

yes.

I'm not the above poster btw

I was skelly and and am now just under a 1200lb 3 total. To keep it short, I'm still as miserable and socially inept as I started, except now I have a hobby autistic enough to match even my own autism.

Lifting weights alone won't do it.

I saw one like this. A girl carved into her arm "my daddy fucked me and I liked it".

Poor girl is never going to recover.

I didn't either and I'm trying to figure out what the big deal is.

I'm still here so I'd say it's going good

You can increase testosterone you know. Mines at 550 which is 100 points more than it was.

Your body reacts to how you react. If you act like a beta your whole life you get beta test. Just figure out what you can do and if you don't want to change it then don't worry about it.

Topkek

> be 27
> dating 22 grill
> side bitch is 16 (legal here)