Be non native english speaker lurking Veeky Forums

>be non native english speaker lurking Veeky Forums
>decide to go to the gym and ask a guy i know there if my routine is fine for a starter
>it's in english
>don't know the name of the exercises in my native language

I know that feel

its called google images fucktard

it's called if i realized my mistake i would've corrected it from the beginning you piece of shit.

Yeah I know that feel. German names are a way different.

Deadlift = Auschwitz Juden Reiniger =Auschwitz Jew Cleanser
Benchpress = Den Führer mit beiden Armen Grüßen = Greet the Führer with both arms
Squat = Slawenstuhl = Slavic chair
OHP = Franzosengruß = French Greeting

I get confused every time

kek

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POST OF THE YEAR HOLY FUCK

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>OHP = Franzosengruß
kek

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wikipedia might be of some value
>lookup page for shit in english
>click on the language sidebar for the article in you local language
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>benis

Is ziklon-B what you call a pre workout?

Madman

include me in the screencap

>Windows XP
What? Why?

It's not a language thing.

Here in the queensland we got the same problems.

your 'deadlifts' are our 'tuckered logpulls'.
your 'bench presses' are our 'chav-breakers'.
your 'squats' are our 'dirty-looers'.
your 'Over Head Presses' are our 'line throws'.

>FITE ME

Shit like this is why I do drugs and browse Veeky Forums on a sunday night.

Kek

fucking kek

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I'm sorry you are not American. It really is every bit as amazing as you dream it is.

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B for effort. :^)

include me in the screencap

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Rip gains

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I already see it in SiRs comic. Guy with french shirts OHPing a barebell with 2 whie flags dangling on each side.

HOLY SHIT FUCK MY GOD LMFAO

Rip my jeff sides

>OHP = Franzosengruß = French Greeting

Triggered

I'm french and what is this

I don't get it.

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gut gemacht, Werner!

Rising up arms (ohp) looks like surrendering aka how German troops were greated by the French in WW2

good goy.

Fucking kek

>OHP = Franzosengruß = French Greeting

For future generations

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Someone pls explain this

No laita ne nimet tänne nii suomennetaan, ei ole kovin vaikeaa

suomi mainittu

Dont be. The french military is great.

Laitoin sun mutsias eilen. Perseeseen.

>OHP = Franzosengruß = French Greeting
no man has ever kek'd so hard

Its k

>french greeting

>Dödslyft

I don't get "french greeting" please explain

>Benchpress = Den Führer mit beiden Armen
Holy sit how do you people come up with this stuff?

Military press/OHP is the movement of pushing your hands upwards. Which is the general way of saying "I give up", which is a reference towards french giving up during WW2 and the white flag meme

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I want to greentext your entire post but holy fuck
>french greeting
literally crying

>OHP = Franzosengruß

hi r/Veeky Forums

Someone screencap this post!

o i am laffin

Mein seids!

Palme Squatz

>be total newb
>not know what exercises anyone is talking about until I search youtube for the words.

This isn't even that funny

10/10

What an awful douchebag like response.

Tfq that happened to me all the time.
HOW TO FUCK DO YOU SAY HAMSTRINGS IN SPANISH?

french detected.

pretty normal, everyone has to look that shit up at first.

>OHP = Franzosengruß = French Greeting

Nice.

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la cucaracha de burro