Post bad dates and give advice on how to improve for next time

This took place in the time span of a week.
>both 19
>Talking to girl on tinder
>She works three jobs and is in first year uni with goal of going into law
>we click right away and have the same goal of settling down and growing together
>Enjoys my date ideas and opens up to me
>First couple hours of talking to her she sends me a nude without me asking for it (pretty fishy)
>throughout week gets progressivly more lovey dovey calling me king, babe etc.
>claims to be very good with parents and askes to meet mine
>Sounding way to good to be true
>whatsthecatch.jpeg
>Ask my mother if she would like to meet said girl and she agrees
>I ask her if she would like to go to the dog park with my mother and I and then comeover and watch a movie
>She says that would be perfect and agrees to the date

Day of date
>calls me saying she's going to dinner with her mom so she can't do dogpark but wants to comeover
>I ask my mom if she would be cool with meeting her for a bit, she says sure
>lets call her B
>B arrives at my parents house and gives my mother a bouquet of flowers
>my mother offers her tea and begins conversing with her
>B messes up her story abit and I look at her at strangly
>after about 10 minutes of talking to my mom I ask B if she would want to watch a movie now
>she says yes and we go into my room
>she pulls me in and starts making out with me
>She then sits down in my computer chair and apologizes about stumbling on her story
>I say it's fine don't worry

Heres where it gets bad, but a bit of backstory into my actions:
>B told me she wanted to just relax and cuddle and watch a movie with me that day

>B gets up from my chair and lays on bed
>I lay down beside her and begin cuddling with her and petting her/ playing with her hair
>Here we go
>she pulls her phone out
>I begin trying to ask her what movie she would like to see
>she replys "Im tired"
>uh oh
>I catch a glimpse of her texting someone
>she sits up and says
>"I left my phone charger in my car can we go get it we can come back right after"
>I reply "I have an iphone charger right there"
>B replies with " The last time I used someonelses phone charger it broke my phone" (LOL)
>I respond with "um alright lets go"
>we approach her car
>she starts calling someone
>she gets in and I walk to the otherside of her car to get in, but I hear the doors lock
>I look at her and hear her talking to her friend saying that I'm super werid and clingy
>she hangs up opens her doors and says "My mom would like me to come home sorry, Ill text you tomorrow"
>she closes her door and drives off while I stand there stunned

She left her sunglasses so I texted her about them and we got into talking about what I did wrong(because this was the first time a girl rejected me). She said you're not my type, you're
to sensitive and clingy. Now the reason for why I'm so confused is that she was calling us soulmates and planning our futures together and telling me she would never leave and shit
and somehow Im the clingy one for wanting to cuddle and play with her hair? I thought you were suppose to reflect back the effort that your partner puts in?

U were meant to fuck her u fuckin homo

Thank you for giving me my yearly dose of cringe.

jesus christ, slow down kid

a) you met this psycho off tinder

b) if she starts planning your future before even meeting her, those are some FUCKING BLATANT alarm bells

c) she wants to meet your mother, what the fuck?

d) yes you acted too clingy, but desu if you couldn't see the crazy in her you probably are a bit sideways yourself m8

YOU DIDN'T HIT THAT PUSSY NIGGER

but looking at her glasses, she must have shit tastes and is probably ugly

This entire story made me feel very uncomfortable

She's 19, she's a fucking retard. Also what the hell why would you agree to you know what nevermind. It's all your fault

I was planning on fucking her with the movie on but she left before I could even start it /:

ITT: virgins sperging out

>on tinder
>met up
>didn't fuck

yeah you messed up

dude, should've fucked her but damn she's pretty weird and creepy too

i would never agree on letting a girl see my mom in the first date at all

Jesus Christ OP wtf with your mom why do you have to ask her to date some1 and then they chat ? wtf

I don't think you did anything wrong user, except of course trusting that women and letting her in your house. She sounds like an awful person and honestly women like this make other women look bad because it makes it hard to trust another women who is like that. But I promise you, not all women are anything like that. I'm sorry that happened to you user, but I wouldn't blame yourself; you tried to be hospitable, kind, and attentive and she just wasn't the right person obviously. Also, you met her on Tinder sooo....

post a pic

of me or her

Of her you shit head

you are weird


first encounter with your mom?

dude what , imagine if it was a guy or a gang

you deserve this

see here is your problem

you are trying to romance a tinder whore.

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Uhhhh huh. Thanks

she was probably about a 5 in the face, I just wanted those thighs :/

Humm okay

>take qt girls virginity a few days ago in the back seat of my truck
>hang out with her last night
>make out and end up going down on her
>one thing leads to another and we are about to fuck
>dick Rock hard
>put condom on dick starts to die
>end up go Inside of her with semi hard dick
>as soon as I penetrate dick rock hard again
>she starts moaning and scratching my back
>Mfw I'm about to nut
>I nutted in like 3 minutes
>10 minutes later we go for round two
>we are making ohh out again my dick is hard
>as soon as I put the condom on my dick decides to die
>take condom off have her suck me off then I put the condom back on and go inside of her before my dick dies
>Mfw I nutted hella fast again but kept going anyways cuz she was about to cum..

End up cuddling in the back listing to music and I take her home
>Mfw I get a text in the morning saying she is going to get birthcontrol so I don't have to wear a condom
>Mfw I'll nut even faster
>pic related

LOL
fucking fatties

>tinder

Stopped reading there

Why the fuck does she send me this shit right after I get a girlfriend?

lmao females man...

Is this a common thing to introduce someone to your mom on a first date? I've never heard of anything like your story before. Chances are if she's on tinder she just wants to get dicked, no? Maybe if there actually is any girls in this forum they can shed some light on this.

>she

That's a man. He even made sure to put man in his fake name.

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bro, she's disguisting and you did nothing wrong. Seriously you're fucking 19 stop caring so much. "Growing together"? No, bitches don't want to grow, they'll just mirror things you say if they find you attractive.

A woman will never truly love you, so give up on the idea of romance. They'll love the idea of you, status, the social validation of having you if you're high value.

The rest of your life is all about you, the bitch with a slit between her legs is just along for the ride. Lead her, if you're into that relationship thing.

You seem pretty naive, I was too at that age. Good luck. Don't date fatties.

There is no hope for you if you really need to ask this.

>claims to be very good with parents and askes to meet mine
She didn't actually plan on meeting your parents. She was just playing around, as no normal person expects to meet anyone's parents that soon. You made it real, she rolled with it, and then got fucking spooked by the autism. Like a trooper, she powered through and went to your room. When you laid next to her on the bed and began cuddling like you'd been dating for weeks, you fucked up. You were supposed to just have sex with her. All she wanted was to bang, even if she said she didn't. Want to know how a Tinder girl will fuck you? She has something akin to "not here for hookups" on her bio.

You're the guy version of a one night stand that asks to come over the next night as well/tries desperately to cuddle in the middle of the night.

I've had a fuck buddy for two years. We've cuddled maybe five times. I told her one time about how she nuzzled my chest while she was asleep and she was visibly disappointed in herself. She's honestly the smartest girl I've ever met and I'll probably catch feelings before her.

Girls that give up sex aren't crazy; girls that give up intimacy easily are.

Just because you're a manlet doesn't make her a man herself, lel

you dodged a bullet there my friend

No not really I've been with my gf for almost 3 months and yet to meet her family and same to her. Tinder is full of bots and crazy bitches I would stay away unless you are desperate for some pussy.

a bullet? More like a cannonball, dat bitch fat

Are you an Indian guy with the name Ramesh by any chance?

You'll be fine. Honestly, it isn't as bad as you think. Some girls see it as flattering that you're able to cum so fast to them. I think it may be a blow to the ego a bit for a guy, but some girls just like the fact that you get off.

I don't think it's common. The guy I'm with has met my Mom but that was literally months after we've been hanging out and that's because she assumed we were dating, so she said she wanted to meet him. I have yet to meet his parents and it's almost been a year and a half so it's not too common. But I do know of the guys meeting the girls parents more often, especially if they still live with their parents(give me a break I'm 18 and going to college soon).

so when are you gonna dump him ? since you're going to college and shit

No sir
I know I'll be fine. It's just cause I was ontop and all worked up trying to fuck her like a porn star. I just got caught up in the moment with her being all sexy and shit. Granted I ate her you and fingered her and made her cum before sex but still

please help me be alpha friends ;_; I want tips I know i fucked up. Tell me what to do for next time.

I'm sorry about whatever that happened to you that didn't really work out, but to tell the kid he will never find true love is not true; you don't know his life and of course neither do I, but there's always a possibility.

I need some advice brehs.

Been fucking this girl for a few weeks, we get on really well and she says she feels really comfortable around me and seems keen to hang out- inviting me around etc. We had sex last Friday and since then she's been giving me strange signals. She doesnt seem to be in any rush to contact me, but she still messages me first. The minute I ask if she's free to get a coffee she blanks me completely.

I'm kind of baffled as I've done absolutely nothing differently to what I used to: she told my friend she liked me the other night yet was really unresponsive when I tried to make plans today.

She seemed very mature but I cannot figure out whats happening. I don't even mind if she wants to stop having sex but I like knowing where I stand.

Help me Veeky Forums

We're not together, like as in offically dating. He never wanted a relationship and I respected that. He knew I was going off to college and he understands that of course we could still be like we were, friends, but he understands if I find someone, which I doubt, he'll respect that and I'll respect if he finds a wonderful girl back home.

thought the pic was OP's turd collection from the thumbnail, now i kinda wish it had been

>B replies with " The last time I used someonelses phone charger it broke my phone"

something like this has happened to me about 3 times. i just say ok bye bye

What could help is maybe letting her be on top and in control, especially since she was a virgin so she may not be too experienced with balance and control, it may help you stay in a bit longer. But that's awesome that you could go for round 2 so fast, some guys can't go for a round two until the next day; you're lucky.

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Her going on birth control is good for you. Now you can nut inside her and instead of fucking with changing condoms, you can just keep going.

You....you DO stay hard after nutting, don't you?

>inb4 she tricks user that she's on bc and she's actually not

>trusting a girl that says she is on the pill

you dumb fucks

How about you ask her?

I'm sure your outlook on the relationship is somewhat deluded so you're not a reliable to tell us about it.

But you should probably start by asking her

>not knowing the glorious feeling of filling a woman's vagina with your seed

yeah enjoy paying for some stupid kid for 18 years for that one nut.

I have this problem I can only nut once a day
I'm 21
What the fuck do I doooo

birth control bro. my two long term ex's i've nutted in both of them thousands of times. no kids yet.

titty boy.

That's exactly how both your parents feel about you bro

funny

but seriously, if you trust random girls that say they are on the pill you deserve what you get

Just got out of a fucked up relationship, and then met a girl online. We're supposed to go out next week, but as I was cyberstalking her, I came across a pic with her and a bunch of spics. She towered over them, could just be the bad bean genes, or she could be Nordic tall. I'm only 5'8", should I come clean, ask her how tall she is, or run?

run

Thanks senpai.

Get the fuck outta here

the fuck
Is this a made up story? I feel like it's a made up story because what the fuck

no this is real lol

kek

Yeah she was embarrassed to get ontop so I got ontop.. Yeah I could have gone for a third round truthfully but condoms just kill my boner and it pisses me off

Yeah, once she gets more comfortable, that could help and I understand user, condoms aren't ideal, but they're effective especially since you two haven't known each other for too long.

Play the game. Be busy when she wants your attention and let her think that you have other better options. It doesn't matter if you actually do or if you want her more than the options. Let her worry and think that she needs to step up and work for you if she wants you. Her worrying will make her realize what she wants and she will let you know. Everyone's better off either way. If she starts to chase you then ghosts again when you reciprocate then do it again, it's an ongoing process. FYI, I hate this part of the game but it's a necessity if you don't want to get strung along.

was her name carolyn ?

no

test

Meet this girl in my lab last semester. Went on a few dates and things were going well until she felt things were going too fast. We still talked after but not anymore which I don't really care because I leave for my Marine training in 5 days. Not an ideal time for a relationship anyway. We have two classes next semester though. We never had sex because she didn't want to ruin anything which I was ok with. Am I a fool to believe that things may spark again? I would just hate to see something turn into nothing. If we had dated I'd just fuck off. I have more experience getting yelled at by grown men than I do with dating which sucks