When his waist size starts with 3

when his waist size starts with 3

That covers pretty much every man who is not either a twink or morbidly obese.

Turbo manlet detected.

When she has a double figure dress size....

29" king of waistlets reporting in

When her mouth is stretched out from too many sandwiches

28, lol

I have trouble finding pants that fit and need about six extra holes on my belts

When she's having a stroke

get out manlet

>need about six extra holes on my belts

Why don't you just make one extra hole where you need it?

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Did you miss the 37 waist bit? Ive done well but I'm still a chubster for the next thirty or so lbs.

I happen to be into chubby traps. Just post it faggot

>when her face is moon

>tfw at 16%bf I had a 33" waist
>tfw manlets will defend their narrow twink bodies and call others fat

Why don't you just get a smaller belt

Thats flattering but I don't want to get into trouble. Sorry user, thank you for the interest though it was nice. Unless you're just making fun of me for looking weird.

That's too bad. I'm sure you're a qt user. If I ever see you on the streets I'd be sure to grab a handful of that ass

Y-you too. Sorry for not give you anything, I didn't even think somebody would respond like that at my weird dimensions. I was primarily using them for shitposting purposes. Sorry.

>16%
>LEAN
Pick one

38 because i have huge legs and glutes

and you are fat.
I'm a 32 and squat 465, dl 600.

you are not a professional bodybuilder, you are not at 6% bf and you did not find success in your career based on your frame and inserts. do not compare yourself to actual bodybuilders because you are not one.

>his leg length is larger than his waist size

I used to be 42

oh you mean a professional drug addict huh. sorry but no

>5'8" 167 lbs. 31x33

So she doesn't like men then?

Jokes on you, mine starts with 4.

plus tip

>his leg length isn't perfectly equal to his waist size
34" X 34" mustard race.

>when her weight starts with 2

When her name ends with -qua

That shit isn't even hard. She has to be like 190+ at average height to be a size 10

Just get a belt that fucking fits to begin with and stop wearing one 12 inches too big

user you're fat, just admit it.

Having big fucking legs and glutes will only make some brands fit funny. You won't be able to wear skinny jeans but the waist will fit. Don't kid yourself and go for a run.

Guess you've never heard of bodybuilding before, especially the Golden era. Do you even Frank Zane?

>all these wastlets
34 reporting in.

Look up Male Models. Look up the word Model. Make the connection as to what's generally considered appealing to the masses and why models bodies are MODELED to be that way.

not even 190. I'm a fattymcfatfat, 190 at 5'7" and I'm a size 12-14 depending on brand.

Yeah it takes a while to get to double figure dress sizes.

Do you know what dress sizes are measured on? Always wondered what measurement that was

im 5'8 190 and im cutting, my waist at bellybutton is 31", will i have a sick v taper when im down to 175?

I have no clue, but the dress size I wear is the same pant size I wear.

>tfw 52 waist

don't talk to me or my model son EVER again

>when she looks piglike

28" waist with 32" length reporting in. Pants are impossible for me

what is a good waist size

>tfw 32X36 and big legs from heavy deads n squats

It's impossible to find pants.

Good think my waist size starts with '4' then.
>waist is still smaller than hips and both are smaller than chest.

You just go to a store and ask for pants for big thighs.
They'll find you something.

This, people make it hard on themselves

I usually go for fitted/flexible pants, ranging from waist 34-36

is a 33 waist too much

I'm currently at ~34 waist because I got fat. Cutting now, can't wait to get back to 31 so I can wear most my pants again.

Beer is the biggest gains goblin, avoid it at all costs.

What little girls hips you got

I bet you are not the good kind of faggot like Veeky Forums. You are the bad faggot like r9k

>His waist and inseam are not the same number

It's like you want to be short and disproportionate

don't pretend 28" is the average waist then, the average is about 32" for non-skeletons and people who aren't on diuretics

It's lean from the perspective of anyone who hasn't been warped by bodybuilding and its over sixty years of druge use.

My waist is 30 but I have tumorous calves and thunder raptor thighs so most jeans are uncomfortable, it's hard to find anything that fits right, also it seems most pants and underwear and shorts are made for men with vaginas or micropenises because it crushes my dick

>over 6ft
>waist size isn't 34
twink spotted

why is 34x34 the best pants size?

let me see that bootay

check out Levi 541s user

best pants

what is it with fat broads who think they can be choosy?

High test breh

Since the early sixties women's dress sizes have been 'adapted' to fit the growing size of women's waistlines. It's a marketing ploy - the better a girl's ego is fluffed, the more likely she is to return to that store.

>In your grandmother's sizes you are 20 to above. In Continental European sizing, in the same brands you wear now, you are also an easy 18-20 American.

The same has happend to men's clothing since the 90s. A 36inch waist is probably a 38.

This is more common in America - land of the tub - and clothing stores that market to an older crowd. 'Youth' stores, such as American Apparel, often cap sizes before they get too big and feature legit sizing. But this too is a marketing strategy - keep the fatsos and old folks away from the brand - and partly a pricing one - larger sizes (past 14 for women) cost more per unit to produce.

mine starts with 4

I was 26 34 before I started lifting

Life was hard

I'm a 30 but I fit into 29
Do I count??

>when her weight in lbs starts with a 1

If she don't like it thicc she can fuck off desu

>when her weight starts with a 2

What if she's a cute little pixie that weighs 20 pounds?

>The same has happend to men's clothing since the 90s. A 36inch waist is probably a 38.
I've noticed this, it's annoying as shit. I know my measurements but picking out jeans is always a crapshoot.

gotta ask for the gament measures, then it's easy af.
all stores have the real measures saved on file, they need it to qc.

Used to be 38. Thought it was because of big legs. I was just fat.

Now I wear 34s but I still have huge legs. Calves bulge out of pants. But even with naturally big legs I could still realize I was fat

>when the length of your dick starts with a 4

>when her weight in lbs is over 99lbs

>when her shoulders are wider than hips

27" masterrace with broad shoulders reporting in