DO it

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I'm very Greek.

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Weeaboo

Cracker

Douchebag

MAGA

That's a small weiner

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Feels bad a hairdresser recently decided to wreck my shit and chop off 15 months worth of hair growth.

>being that much of a beta that you can't tell your hairdresser to stop

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I just didn't realize what she was doing until it was way too late.
She showed me on my back pointing to how much she was going to cut and then out of nowhere changed her mind and cut off so much it's just past my shoulders.
All I asked for was some layers and had brought pictures. She even had a similar hairstyle. It was weird.

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please be in London. . .

Retoasting

why do you want to be so fucking fat?

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Are you fucking stupid?

I've had mostly bad experiences with hair dressers... Sort of across the board, really. A lot of them seem to do whatever the fuck they want and ignore you, like what you just aid.
Also, every woman I've been friends with that was a "hair stylest" has turned out to be a batshit crazy mess of girl-brain.

great taste. based luke.

To weed out the low test shitters like yourself.

Even though that's a terrible situation for anyone, it's comforting to hear I'm not the only one. I looked up into it after the experience and was surprised just how often this does happen.
I think I'll stick to cutting my own hair from now on. If I end up butchering my hair, I can at least be angry at myself and get over it easier.

pls respond

I hope you have the masculine face to pull off that hairstyle.

i can't wait until my hair grows for another 5 years

do you just want a girl with no mouth? i don't understand

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i know a girl who looks just like this at my gym
she can squat 2 plates for reps
>tfw too intimidated to talk to her
she's the gym crush of almost all the girls i actually talk to.

doesnt dress like an autist meme lord so thank god

you don't deserve her don't worry about not talking to her

>that style
Jesus what are you doing there senpai?

who is the top left girl?

>inb4 goal body is shit

People were hitting me with this a lot yesterday (and I can understand that, given where we are), so I figure I would clear it up on the front end.

tbqhfamily I am just trying to look rugged and healthy. I don't care if I ever get super huge or super ripped, I just want to look better than the average man, and be in top physical health. Apart from that, one of my biggest goals is traveling a lot, which obviously means not having the kind of time/access to a gym that I do at this point in my life.

That's my opinion of it.

I have bushy eyebrows I think

>those are bushy

Goal body and girl are nice, hair and outfit look stupid. Even people in the actual military make fun of the "tacticool operator as fuck" types.
I mean I guess it's weird but I'm sure there's worse
pretty generic really, nothing too special about it
taste in women is nice
don't really know what's going on here
cute style, reminds me of what my gf wears
not a huge fan of the haircut, but everything else is A+
bretty good
I guess this one is a bit generic too? Like the other guy said, you need to already have your goal body and a masculine face to pull off hair like that
style is weird as fuck
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to get from this, esp hair and style?

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Let's see yours, user.

>Confirmed ape with yellow fever

>like I'm gonna read some faggots opinion on everyone elses opinion

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Why did you post this?

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Get angry, /pol/

I have had this happen to me and now have severe anxiety at the hairdressers... now I only go to the ones I trust and when they leave I never know what to do...

That colour is so good.

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pzl don't dress like that

also that hair is my favorite kind

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/r/malefashionadvice is basically the noncringe version of Veeky Forums

best itt

>shit taste in anime
>shit taste in games

>not much muscle

mercy's only redeeming feature is her hotness

her abilities and mechanics are boring as fuck compared to similar characters like Medic, who can do a bunch of clutch things, from TF2

Girls will dig it.
Casual and cool.
That's easily achievable.
Viking detected. Bad ass.
Very clean and cut. Fresh.
If you are young you can achieve a much more impressive physique. Have some faith in your self and you will achieve.

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0/10
Army big boy dress up shoot shoot is for literal faggots and retards.

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I'm going to main Lucio as he's objectively the best support, but Mercy is love

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Who's the babe? Also, sauce on that movie scene?

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>Who's the babe?

a gift from god

>movie scene

its from Marvel's Daredevil on netflix. He's the main character, I think that scene happens late into season 1, or early in season 2. thats all I know sorry

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that is a nice shirt damn

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goal body looks skelly and girl looks like an alien

Not him but
>skelly
Looks better than 99% of normies.
Not everyone wants to be rich piano.

i've been here too long

The pic is my gf
She's Vietnamese (very very sadly).

I'm not into Asians but she qt

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nice hair

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Whats considered hot in an Indian girl, for Indian dudes? Do the Indian girls that Westerners like seem ugly to you?

Vid related, I think shes qt
youtube.com/watch?v=Ih7bldj2nJE

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Yeah I think she's cute too
Idk what's considered hot, certain facial features/proportions. Im not technically indian I'm pakistani but growing up and seeing brown girls on TVs or magazines I guess it's just a look I find more preferable. I've only been into brown girls my entire life, never found a white or asian girl attractive sexually. The only 2 chicks I've ever fucked have been brown too, but I'm 19 so I got time to find more brown sweeties

Aren't you guys supposed to hate Indians?

bolshevik scum

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Yeah but I'm Catholic so we're kinda hated by our own
that's why I've slept w indian chicks mane

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This thread is like a parody of what you guys think a man should look like. Ideal girl and ideal hair is all I'll give you. Ideal clothing? Ideal body?

Clothing trends are determined by 9-10 companies and they all steal from each other. The suit and Fedora can never be pulled off. Wearing old school clothes is silly. Your bodies? I know your choices are half satirical, but if you haven't realized your body can't look like that, kys.

On a positive note 98% of you have at least one great feature We'd all be jelly of.

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I fit that description besides the blond hair and body hair.

I need to lift more...