/DG/ - DEVILISH General

>bring my modular synth to the gym
>hook it up to the sound system
>start playing bleep bloops instead of the usual top 40 hits

...

>decline bench
>do it anyways

Suck it normies

>tip the towel boy
>tell him i have an even bigger tip for him in the locker room
>put my whoke dick inside

>gym is almost empty
>guy gets stuck under the bench
>starts shouting at me to help him
>pretend I can't hear him through my headphones

>been going to the gym for a year
>haven't tipped the receptionist once
The staff always gives me mad stares every time I come in.

>Doing Texas Method
>It's a Monday
>Doing 5 work sets of squats and 5 work sets of OHP
>Recognize the guys waiting for the rack
>They're retards who do 1/4th ROM squats at babyweight and scream like they just squatted 5 plates
>I do Romanian deadlifts off the rack at the end of my work sets just to make them wait longer

>add 100 pounds to all my lifts when posting in a CBT
>everyone is jealous of my progress

The correct estat amount is your 1RM+1pl8 for 5 reps

>deadlift
>still alive
>life is suffering

>squat
>not slav

>be 6'5 170lbs hungry skelly
>contribute with advice in most advice threads for newbies
>no one will ever know

>do texas method
>be in Oklahoma

>Be 5'8
>whenever height is discussed with a certain friend say I am 5'6
>"No user you can't be 5'6 that's how tall I am!"
>"are you sure mate? I swear I'm 5'6"

>guy comes in wearing expensive looking suit
>take it out of his bag and throw it in the shower

>Do squat
>Achieve something

>Pushups
>Gyno still shows

Same.

>being white

>tfw making white bois insecure in the locker room
>tfw getting glared at by some pussy bitch for squeezing my white gf's ass in public

why not just steal it?

>Not just driving down to Wichita Falls to train with Coach Rip.
I seriously contemplate doing this every time I go home. It's only a few hours drive.

>hack squats
>don't get banned

Why would I want it?

idk you said it was nice

I don't wear suits and the guy was dyel anyway, it wouldn't fit me.

ah i see

Old money > nouveau riche

>do Starting Strength
>I've been lifting for years

>i was born it

I invented Planet Fitness

>drinking from water fountain
>sense someone waiting behind me
>pretend I don't notice and drink for another 30 seconds
>take another sweet 6 seconds wiping my mouth before walking away

the absolute madman

Do people really tip gym receptionists? For what?

'Murica