>Be 28 y/o Chad >All the young pussy coming back from college on Tinder >Match with like 50 just today >One is coming over to fuck right now >Perfume of the girl I fucked last night hasn't even disappated from the pillow >Don't even bother to hide condom wrappers littering my apt >Fucking an 18 year old with DDD tits on Tuesday >Fucking on the regular an Asian with a big ass >Spinning plates of girls up to ten years younger than me
Feels good to be chad, man.
Robert Edwards
Yet youre still memin on the ch0n
Jaxson Lee
gentle reminder that literally everyone can create a thread like this on a luxembourgian 80's rock forum so nobody cares unless we see some pictures buddy
Anthony Sullivan
>coming back from college Pls don't tell me your one of those guys whose sitting around in his hometown and hasn't done shit for ten years now.
Jackson Ross
OP is actually fucking obese trans
Xavier Smith
Why can't I find a chad who wants my little twink ass ;-;
David Peterson
>25 years old >fly across the country to visit my parents for a week >drive past my old high school >Football star chad from my graduating class is mowing the lawn at the highschool
feels good
Sebastian Hughes
>That feel when this is slowly becoming me
Hudson James
>25 years old >chad as fuck >bench 4pl8, squat 6pl8, dl 7pl8 >handsome as fuck, been called a literal 10/10 by 95% of the girls I meet >on a g6 right now with wifi posting this for you nerds >getting my cock sucked by 2 models from spain >snorting coke off a 3rd modles ass >literally richest guy in my state >can buy and sell all you faggots
feels good man
Jeremiah Bailey
7 plates lmao
Logan Torres
I know that chad feel I guess
I banged my friend's daughter and her best friend this weekend after they mired my gains
already posted about it elsewhere, but hey, I'll post it here too
Brandon Russell
Pics or gtfo
Brody Allen
Taken from her facebook. Posting this makes me deeply nervous despite the censorship.
Cameron Perry
That's a tiny chin for a Caucasian. It's cute 2bh
Jaxon Lewis
You're a shit friend. I hope he finds out and beats the life out of you.
Juan Harris
>I banged my friend's daughter
Greentext
Brayden Hill
someone already asked and I already did
>nice suburban house >split level, bright, comfy >mostly hanging out, watching TV, taking care of dogs/birds/a lizard etc. >his daughter is there, her best friend too >they're in high school, pretty skinny, white girls, blonde (friend has blonde/brownish hair), average faces >super normie girls, horny, kinda stupid, on facebook constantly, you have to know the type >they keep dropping hints at me >walking around in boyshorts and shit >like if I go to shower, friend says 'jokingly' to take them with me, pretty hard hints >later in the living room with both of them >friend girl drops a direct line about them smashing a guy, clear and open invitation >nervous at first, almost bitch out, decide to put on my alpha face as hard as possible >I make a move on her, get really close, she bites her lip and has that horny expectant look >make out with her, grab her ass and stuff >motion the daughter over >lots of things happen after this point, not gonna share every detail breh, can't remember every detail either >molest them, stay aggressive to keep them in the mood >shorts and shirts come off, both wearing thongs, no surprises, fuckin' sluts >eat some ass, get a blowjob >sit on couch, daughter rides me while I molest her friend >fiery hot teen pussy breh, nothing like it >they trade places >doggystyle them both >weird euphoric moment where I notice how little mass and definition they have, feel like a god compared to them, patrick bateman tier feeling >put daughter on her back, legs over my left shoulder >cum inside >can only finish in this position usually for some reason >anyway >fuck them a couple more times >got home earlier today
Colton Sanchez
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Cooper Richardson
>guys i got my friend's 12 year old daughter pregnant and the nearest abortion clinic is 90 miles away
Julian Walker
>cum inside
Nicely done.
Aaron Ross
im 21 and i banged a 17 year old i feel disgusted with myself, she might be first year university but i still feel so weird and im suppose to believe someone would do this ?
Eli Hughes
You're such a pussy. You're the perfect age for banging 17 year olds and here you are complaining about it.
Ayden Evans
They were probably 18. She looks pretty mature, and isn't 18 about the normal age for late high school?
Connor Wood
Dude who gives a fuck. If it's legal and it's consensual, go for it. It's not like you have to introduce her to mom or dad.
Michael Gutierrez
>Got drunk at a bonfire party last night >See skinnyfag talking to hot chick for half an hour >Drunkely stumble to a seat near where she was standing > She sits down next to me >Skinnyfag sits on the other side of her >Drunk hoe comes up to me, sits at my feet, and starts touching me >Hot chick instantly asks me to play with her hair >iamokaywiththis >Talk to hot chick for 15 minutes >Ask her if she wants to smoke in my tent >7 minutes later we're fucking Today we all came back and went to my friends family graduation party >get drunk again >they have a pool >drunk chicken fights with the bros >One of my friends cousins is staring at me > she's giving me the fuck me eyes >Don't care, too invested in drunken chicken fight > Check phone after swimming > His cousin is liking all my photos > ask where she is > she left 30 minutes ago and lives in another state > DM her >get her snapchat > currently getting noodies >mfw
Brody Morris
Post nudes
Christopher Jenkins
I'm 18 she's 17, sorry brah get your own noodies
Justin White
>Visit family who live 2hrs drive away >Chad who made my last year of highschool a nightmare is still there >He's on wellfare, smoke weed erryday >His girlfriend has put on at least 150 pounds since I last saw her in HS. >She work a minimum salary job as a cashier
I'm still stuck at a dead end job, which I need to fix, but otherwise I'd say it's a good feel.
Landon Lee
I'll continue mine then
>look up chad on facebook later >just moved out of his parents house last year >does nothing but go to the terrible local bar every weekend >his girlfriend was kind of hot in high school but gained some weight and didn't age well and wears too much make-up and tries to dress like she's still in highschool >from the looks of her facebook it looks like she went to local community college and does substitute teaching because nobody will hire her >looks like her life revolves around boring, meaningless drama with her friends
Brandon Barnes
>>his girlfriend was kind of hot in high school but gained some weight and didn't age well and wears too much make-up and tries to dress like she's still in highschool >>from the looks of her facebook it looks like she went to local community college and does substitute teaching because nobody will hire her >>looks like her life revolves around boring, meaningless drama with her friends Oh my, I do know that feeling all too well. I have exactly the same kind of person on facebook at the moment.
David Gray
Post the other 16 frogs
Grayson Anderson
Cool, but take it to /r9k/ where they can get mad about it or /soc/ where degenerates can idolize you. I hope you continue to have fun and you don't catch the AIDS. Or is it AIDs?
Gavin Brooks
i'm seriously jealous. nothing like this will ever happen to me. fug
Jonathan Sullivan
don't worry, it didn't happen to him either
Jaxson Jackson
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Wyatt Cooper
you literally aren't even hiding your bullshit lmao i love it
Jacob Howard
I'm 20 and fucking a qt 17 year old. Once you get over yourself it's not a big deal. It's just you're made to think that it is.
Jose Torres
>you will never have a teen threesome without paying for it Bad feels
Samuel Hall
Not with that attitude you won't!
Jace Jenkins
Fuck I saw it, you really aren't lying are you? Are you the guy who didn't wear a condom?