What does fit drink?

It's Miller time

>Reminds OP that alcohol isn't good for you
>proceeds to admit to drinking the caffeinated jew
You're never going to make it

Miller Lite is the best American Macrobrew. The best beer is Ayinger Celebrator. Most beer over 7 USD per 6-pack is pretty good. The best cheap scotch is Cutty Sark. The best mid scotch is Macallan 12. Johnnie Walker Black is also good.

I was a 330 lb alcohol. Now I'm a 195 lb guy who misses the good old days.

GRAIN BELT

Whats a nice bourbon or rye? My weakness is whiskey.

Caffeine is not bad for you in moderation retard.

>dat resolution tho

Diet dr pepper. Bottle after bottle, can after can.

What does American beer and having sex in a canoe in common?

Both is fucking close to water.

>96 cal
>3g carbs

How is that even possible? I can't imagine the beer is chock full of protein and fats

I don't get it

hydrationstation: water
appetite killers: black coffee or diet dr.pepper
beer: coors light (because I'm a piece of shit)
liquor: literally anything besides tequila or everclear

Different poster but if you're going for cheap, Tom Sims is very good. It's my go to bourbon of choice on a budget

Alcohol contains calories aswell

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Alcohol has calories you mong

You fucked that one up goy

water
matcha for study
black coffee for preworkout/afternoon sleepiness
occasional hoppy pale ale once a fortnight (muh xenoestrogens)