Fit Humour Thread

I will hold you bro

>no homo

your one rep max hur dur dur dur dur

Sweet Jesus

I will continue dumping what I have

>at work
>ask co-worker how to spell friend
>"why? You don't have any friends "
>I'm going to post it ironically on the internet duh

kek ery time

>at work
>16$ an hr to post on 4chin 8 hours a day
>what am I doing with my life?

at least i contribute

Probabley more at home in a fat hate thread but it's still funny

does he still make comics? god those were fucking golden back in the day.
reading this makes me think fit is the most fucked up board, that was hilarious though

I have no idea if he still makes them but here's another

>Every board is equally fucked up for different reasons

>tfw only job I can find is a minimum wage bullshit job

why don't you actually have to work?

found his tumblr under "sir artwork tumblr"

sorry i meant to say out of the blue boards, v is just really negative elitism, tv is a lot of cuck and reddit and jailbait posting, mu is just boring contrarians talking about boring unpopular music, that post was obviously some of the most fucked up posts on fit i dont see shit like that a lot desu

Live in Michigan I need an assistant
>starts at $10 hr

Cause I take care of a machine, if the machine is running my job is done, I'm good enough my machine is basically always running, hence I lurk here, my job is mostly computer related with this machine

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Sorry these are getting less funny, I'm running out and my shifts nearing its end

Guess i'll contribute

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that reply LOL

every single time

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From todays top kek threadhhd

nice dude

good post man

fuck i almost coughed my lungs out from laughing too hard. Need to quit smoking

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In what sprinting event is there a corner?

200m you fucking moron

This is new enough to me that if I even think about it in public I lose my shit.

>He''s being train since birth

Does this belong here?

Savage

On Veeky Forums? Yeah dude.

>two women who were in the car fled
Weemin truly are gain goblins.

damn, claymore had shitty drawing back in a day

Outstanding

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what the fuck

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>that attention seeking edgelord admin post

That girl's really cute

Don't believe what society conditions you to believe. Next to no job is solid work for 9 hours a day, 5 days a week. Probably 50% of jobs are "looking busy" because fuck you if you are an efficient worker and done by lunchtime on a Thursday. Right now, despite having finished all my work for the day (no, you cant just "do more"), I need to be here another 2 wasted hours hours of my life or I'm not "busy enough" or "pulling my weight".

This wagecuck threads have a veneer or truth to them when you're shackled to your station so Mr Shekelstein can see the indentured servants he owns

this is good to remember thanks user

That dude could take a joke. You don't see chill like thag very often these days

Any more pics of her?

what
the
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fuck

/pol/ is helping Veeky Forums along with /k/ in my opinion

This

Veeky Forums is a mix of /pol/ and /r9k/ to be honest

/pol/ is full of dyel wannabe nazi untermensch

>implying Veeky Forums is any better

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>its obvious i squat

Does anyone have the screen of the guy who did a weird pose thinking it showed his gains

My absolute favorite.

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Yeah, Sir still does at least 1 a year on New Years.

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>mfw this was once ironic, but gooby actually gets this savage with people online these days.

We're all gunna make it

>"autism"
That user needs a fucking job in forensics, holy shit. Modern day sherlock right there.

He's gonna make it
>My friends asked me about eating raw eggs
> told him be careful cuz salmonella but idk anything about it so research it yourself
>Told him I'm proud and that he's gonna make it because he actually wants to drink raw
>mfw lanklet noob under my wing is committed af

god my fucking sides

Can someone post the muscle confusion one, please?

requesting autistic pizza ordering script with the optional 30 wings & six dips

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nothing beats a good LONDON

ty famiglia

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I am really curious how he managed to find it in less than one hour, unless it was a planned post by OP.

Assistant for what and what do you expect? I'd even give you a one hour slow BJ for 16/h with alot of teasing and on the brink of cumming

No, it's not. A lot here want those autists to return to their containment threads.

agreed

26/hr here family lol

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kek 4 real?

I remember this

>I penetrate your angus

Eveytim

this sounds like taken out from a book or a comedy

anyone got a gif to represent that feeling you get when you're done lifting and you try to pick something up but it's light as hell and you end up overdoing it?

I live near Redhill wtf lol

Does anyone have the one about the guy squatting japanese in a Japanese bar while his ex gf is crying?

posting some classic

absurdism at its finest.

every time