>The only antidepressant meds on the market are serotonin blockers, right?
No, you are right, but the most common AD meds and the most common SSRIs, SNRIs, and NDRIs work by inhibiting serotonin uptake, and nearly all of these have side effects including unusual drowsiness.
>And because Triciclical AD doesn't exist, right?
No, you are right, but many of these are ancient since they were the first to be used as Anti-Depressants. They also come with serious side effects like suicide rates above the rates of newer drugs. Some cause irregular heart beat, and many have adverse reactions with one of the more common drugs in the US, Ibuprofen.
>And because dopamine enhancers aren't an entire other class of AD, right?
I admit, I don't know much about dopamine enchancers, and a some quick searches on IPA and PubMed aren't returning much that can be quickly read, so I would have to do more research.
>You read on a blog somewhere that antidepressants are the devil and totally make you crazy, so you peddle online to people whose happiness could literally be inside a pill that they shouldn't chase a cure.
Many AD medications do make you go crazy. Often times, if people aren't weened off of the medication slowly, they exhibit mental breakdowns, and can develop psychosis. Switching medications frequently, as when a doctor attempts to find the medication that is right for you, can have many adverse effects that you can easily find by searching PubMed. In addition, AD medications take up to 6 weeks for the effects to fully show, during which time your body will go through a hell including, vertigo, frequent sweatiness, diarrhea, thoughts of suicide, blurred vision, sleepwalking and a multitude of other issues.
>"lmao I'm totally a doctor tust me, antidepressants don't work"
I never said I was a doctor, and yes, I oversimplified AD medications, but overall for many people they should be a last resort due to all the side effects and dangers associated with them.