Why are you lifting Veeky Forums

Why are you lifting Veeky Forums

I'm lifting because I'm a fat slob and I've just had enough of it. Gotta change myself before university

To better myself

To imitate snakes. Also someone literally sat untop of me onetime.
And because it is fun.

Godspeed you crazy diamond

To be stronger, faster, leaner, and overall more healthy. I want to be able to enjoy physical activity and the outdoors.

I'm sick of being a fat fuck

>gook
eww, do not want

>that conversation
kill yourself

Ask her who her favourite author is. Go on. I bet she comes up with Danielle steel or something. Ugh.

Yeah she's an incredibly dumb cunt I'm trying to get my gook peen into

Dickens apparently

> to imitate snakes
Found you cobra commander

That is even worse. . I hope your not looking for enticing conversations. Good luck bro. Pump and dump.

Because dad beats me

girls have no clue what they want in men
neither do you with women.

Anyway I lift for functional strength to correct my muscle imbalances

Mental health, regular health, and I like the pain. :^)

I know that guy isn't any better but most girls are so fucking generic

Because my man tits jiggle when I brush my teeth

I lift for her.

>Hahaha fair enough

cringeee

I lift to get girls

God damn, teenagers are stupid.

To get in shape again and it also helps me with my depression.

It's better than just waiting around to die