Who /abstinence/ here?

Who /abstinence/ here?

Just reached 2 weeks for:
>nofap
>noPorn
>noBreakfast
>noHotShower
>noSmoke
>noBeer
>noPillow
>noBlanket

I've never had more motivation in my life. I've been waking up at 5am every morning to weight train when prior to abstinence I usually wouldn't roll out of bed until 11 or 12.

Who /living and actual life/ here?
Just reached 7 years for:
>earning my keep
>living on my own
>working a job I want to do
>creating a Veeky Forums, educated and horny trophy wife out of the cutie perky goth that fell in love with me

I've never had more motivation in my life. I've been waking up at 6am every morning to eat my breakfast and go to work, when prior to having a life I usually wouldn't roll out of bed untill 7:30.

user, that's not abstinence. That's asceticism

>noBreakfast
why

Add STOPGaming to your list. That's getting bigger see /r/stopgaming

Your girl sounds like damaged goods

You fell for every single meme?

>noHotShower
>noPillow
>noBreakfast

u just went overboard

>leddit

What are you trying to be? A well adjusted member of society or something?

no friends

>>noPillow
>>noBlanket
>>noBreakfast

good job you've now experienced the "African Experience"

>noBreakfast
>noHotShower
>noPillow
>noBlanket

Nigga you went full retard.

good job, everything looks good but not sure noPillow and noBlanket are useful in any sense other than deprivation

Inspiring to see another /abstinence/! I've been doing all of those except for noPillow, will try tonight. I recommend adding noShit to your list though - I 've been making mad gainz. Gone up 5kg over the last week!

is noPillow and noBlanket to make you more uncomfortable so you wake up faster?

Another abuser of noShit to ILLEGITIMATELY boost and PAD your stats. It's pathetic YOURE NOT GAINING as much as you think

You forgot
>noGF

Kek

If you manage to do noInternet then you have really become a master of your self-control

No it's because pleasure is sinful.

>trying to fix your girl
Lemme know how that alimony works out

Today is day 49 of nofap for me. Yesterday was my first close call.

I feel like a god but I can never find a good time to hit on a woman. I see them giving me the bedroom eyes but they're always with a group of people or I am.

>no hotshower
enjoy your nogains, coldfag
>noblanket
are you saitama?

nopillow is good though

Something's gone wrong. After 3 days of no fap I'm hitting on bitches left right and centre who usually I'd spaghetti over.

why would you want to roleplay as a poorfag?

Yeah. I keep seeing stories of people saying they're way better after a week of nofap but I'm almost on 2 months and the only thing I've done is confess to my oneitis (which was after a week of nofap and fucked me up for several weeks after that)

Might join some kind of group where I can get more social. Like a language learning group.

It's fun

skipping breakfast and not having any calories until the afternoon boosts your test

>noBreakfast
Some of this list seems pretty hardcore but this one just seems counterproductive

Going to reach 20 years in a month :^)

I just do NoMeme. It's great for not being a faggot

I guess you'd make a good monk or something, at the very least.

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