Reasons to lift power rankings

TOP TIER:
>the upcoming race war (US)
>the upcoming holy war (EU)
>to achieve nirvana through the cultivation of body, mind, and spirit
>for health and longevity

HIGH TIER:
>to achieve aesthetic perfection
>to increase athleticism and performance in an actual sport

MID TIER:
>to be able to pick heavier and heavier things up and put them down for the sake of picking heavy things up and putting them down.
>to be better than others
>to combat crippling depression and self loathing
>to increase performance at a manual labor job

LOW TIER:
>for your oneitis and the hopes that she will magically love you if you are physically fit
>for your oneitis and the hopes that she will magically love you if you are physically fit so you can reject her out of spite

NEVER GONNA MAKE IT TIER:
>in the hopes that because you are now fit you can bang random skank females

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>track and field
>under 11s 100m dash
Nigga I ain't in the Olympics

People who lift for a race war or holy war that will never happen except in their minds should be in the Never Gonna Make It tier

>TOP TIER:
>>the upcoming race war (US)
>>the upcoming holy war (EU)
Neither of these things are gonna happen. Why don't you go back to stormfront?

What if I lift to pass the time

Hello, Reddit!

Cuck Tier:
>a politician
>2D females
>a transexual trip who posts on a 2D female pornograhic and smug face image board

Hello, Newfriend! Enjoying your virginity in that moist little basement of yours?

Such a classic tryhard Reddit response

>Such a classic tryhard
Nothing more tryhard then calling people redditors

No one could know this much about Reddit unless they were from Reddit.

Only a Redditor would react so vociferously.

>Le reddit army has arrived.

Heil hitler faggots race war now

what kind of fucking autist made this shit?

Only a redditor would use a needlessly big word to seem smarter.

Rather be a reddtior then a stormtard senpai

Hindu here.

Training to help lead the Pagan resistance within Europe once the European Caliphate is declared in 2025.

One Redditor admits his identity.

Another Redditor reveals his small vocabulary.

...

GET YE GONE. REDDIT FAGS OUT

You forgot to add God Tier:
>lifting to beat the shit out of God
>lifting for the sake of getting more power

>claims to be Hindu
>talks about helping the Caliphate taking over Europe
Get your facts straight shithead. The Caliphate is Muslim not Hindu. You're either a sandnigger or an especially ignorant poo in the loo pajeet. Either way kill yourself by doing allahu snack bar nigga

Do you have problems with reading comprehension?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caliphate
Maybe this will refresh your memory Pajeet

>Pagan resistance
Do you know what resistance means?
It's like the fucking maquisards.

Fuck. You're dumb. You will not be allowed to join.

Why would you aid the White Master Race? You're poo in the loo for fuck's sake

>unironically joining the new crusade
>2016

This dude is gonna shootup a school.

Nah, he's not white

This. I lift because it's enjoyable and I have nothing better to do.

>doesn't realise hindis are ascended as fuck and so especially disgusted by ignorance

>tfw hindu and everything is a beautiful cosmic joke

Trolling just isn't fun anymore. When I was 15, a post like this would make me giggle, now I just sigh and go to the next thread.

Found the negroid

fuck off Shlomo