IDEALS THREAD

Starting with the greatest one

I'm doing well on all fronts, but Mischa Barton got fat

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Shouldn't you be posting on /soc?

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How about a template? This should be the OP's job to include with each new thread, btw.

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gonna need a sorse for the grill on the right desu senpai

For women I don't care as long as they're a, attractive, and b, not dumb as all hell. Preferably white though, or Asian because boy do I have the yellow fever. Too bad I'm black, that immediately disqualifies me from getting any azn pussi.

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This is pretty good, I give you a 1775/10

and how you gonna get that hair?? You can only go bald or afro

>1775

>5

I cut my afro short. It doesn't end up at the sides quite like the guy in that picture, but a few weeks after cutting it it gets curly, but short enough to not really be an afro.

Battles of Lexington and Concord were fought in 1775, mate. Was only 1776 we declared independence, and 1787 where we ratified the Constitution.

ok but the picture is of fucking reagan, and the statue of liberty wasn't brought here until like goddamn 1880 or some shit.

I'm aware. Those 2 things are pretty 'Murican if you ask me. Especially Reagan, I love that bastard. He's what all Republicans should strive for.

Without the hats,this will be me in 5 years or less

>5 years
Wew lad that's a lot of self assurance

Holy shit, you're a motherfucking walking ironic political meme.

So I met a guy from the gym
>he's super muscular
>stalked his IG for a while
>he asks to lift together
Sure
>we went to a beer festival
>total gentleman, no flirting, we're talking to everyone and each other
>I don't drink but I end up drinking a few glasses
>I leave afterwards
>he texts me an hour later to come to his place for wine and a movie
>politely decline because I don't know his intentions
He just want to find someone to sex? Or someone to sculpt? Or just a chick friend?
I'm terrified of him. What do?

This is not your blog, good lord.

So why are you here?

Are you a friendless girl ? Get out loser.

instagram.com/amandaeliselee/

Guys and girls can't be friends. He probably wanted to fuck but he seems like an alright guy and would settle being ''friends'' with you.

Her ass is so big it looks comical.

Go over to his house. Make sure to bring a baguette of Italian bread.

opposite you
the fuck kind of style is that?
righthand girl is bangin

God it' impossible to find a pic of black girls with natty hair

fucking shit is it; I spent 20 minutes looking for a picture like your bottom middle girl

>Fucking vineyard vines
Every other guy in a 101 college class wears that shit

He sounds pretty legit to me

Kek that goal meme is cringe af

Post the one for Chad pls.

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autismal arnie goes full damage control

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Still lookin for the girl

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>unending ripped physiques as ideal bodies and Veeky Forums skinny clothing as "style"
You fuckers makes me so angry

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are you on gear? otherwise you'll never look like that. not in terms of muscle mass, but in terms of firmness, dryness and definition. not in 5 years, not in 10, not in 30. right body might be attainable with perfect lighting and some photoshop, but you'll never look like that otherwise.

Black girls with natural hair are hot as fuck
>tfw no natty black gf to call you her white boi.
I just want to have dark gf.

legit 9/10 (style could be better).

thanks senpai
It's just hard to pick a good style that fits a muscular body

*tips fedora*

>instagram.com/amandaeliselee/

thank you user

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r8 me cunts

>grimes
>aubrey plaza
>donna
>Michelle Jenneke

Pretty patrician taste. A lot of variety but in a good way.

thanks m80

I always see this pic of Tom Hardy's body in these threads and I dont get why, he looks shit in this
Tom Hardy in the days of Warrior/Bronson are GOAT ... bane wasnt bad either but after that he let it slip

>talia al ghul isnt in the girl column

you goofed, capeshitter.

>must be vegan

step aside plebians

mines better

>thinking you can make up for shit emo hair and jewellery taste with good body goals

>goal HAIR

how does that imply that i want the jewellery?

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holy shit excellent taste my man

>He just want to find someone to sex? Or someone to sculpt? Or just a chick friend?
>I'm terrified of him. What do?

Fucking hell women are so stupid

What do YOU want?

That feeling when senpai didn't notice mine :(

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Nice ideal body senpai.
Could you post the unedited pic?

Everything is almost similar with me brah

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you want to look like a roided 25 yo that bleached his hair?