See a guy's dick in the locker room

i can't not get a semi in the locker room

fucking exhibitionism; i barely even like dudes

yeah that dude has no idea what hes talking about
3" flaccid 8.8" erect reporting

>u will never be a shower and have a nice bulge

Hey traps.
You're probably a hopeless degenerate, but pls share your wisdom as I derail this thread.

I'm a 22 who wants to be twinkmode (lean, no body hair, etc.)

You probably look rly young and stuff and I want to be more like you (not all the way tho lol).

What sort of things should I do? I take BioSil and use retinol and stuff like that. Pls share your secrets, Trappy. Help me make it.

>he fell for the BBC meme

Go on, what did you do with that cock? I want to hear from start to finish.

This desu senpai.

>shave
>wash your face often with clean water
>stay away from makeup (causes spots)
>stay well groomed
>never bulk

ez pz

stay away from supplements though, they largely fuck you up. They only really help transitioning guys who would rather look female than remain side-effect free.

>22
>twinkmode

You're 5 years too late.

Laser hair surgery for the bodyhair. Or wax. If you're keeping the hair on your thighs and shins, keep it trimmed.
"Bleach" the rest of the body hair, specially forearms, and thighs if you're not waxing them.
Moisturise your skin everyday at least once.
Get a cute haircut. Also, I've found that my hair looks and feels a lot better once I stopped using shampoo, but will require some patience and maintenance isn't as easy.
Good vegetarian diet, with added milk and eggs. Make sure you're getting all the micros. You can still eat red or white meat if you want, just add more vegetables and stuff.
Try not to eat fast food unless you're on a date with someone.
Wear cute and closefitting clothes. If you're wearing something baggy make sure it's cute at least. Trousers and jeans should always be closefitting though.
Don't catch much sun, use protection when going out. You can tan a bit if you use protection, just don't overdo it.
Lots of squats and hip thrusts.
Use a small amount of makeup. Too much and too frequent makeup can fuck up your skin.
Try to train your gestures to look more feminine. Maybe your voice too, idk if that's part of your goal.
Always wash your butt with water and soap after using the toilet. If you're seeing someone do short water enemas too, to stay clean.

And stay lean.

Nothing much, just sucked him off. We didn't actually have sex.

Secret :3
I'm not a "solid" anymore ever since HRT tho, kekk

Laser hair REMOVAL* not surgery kekkk
school is getting my mind twisted

how do i meet nice guys who will let me suck their dicks, trappy?

idk senpai I'm terrible at this

am i gay? i really do get turned on by the idea of anyone seeing my dick but i dont think i would fuck them. I might let them suck me off if they were twinky enough tho

any dude*

also i would definitely fuck you, trappy, or really any hot trap but i dont think thats a gay thing

you are disgusting and a disease. i hope your future children get microcephaly.

Nah I like to show my cock to strangers on the internet and i'm 1000% straight

I blushed so hard reading this, you shameless fucker.

I thought waxing is a no-no cuz skin irritation, but I'll give it another chance since ur legs are so fkn hawt.

I've never even heard of bleaching. I hope i can do it myself with store-bought stuff. My hair is dark and thick :(

>moisturizer
>soap

I'm full retard at picking those kinds of things out. Can i bug you one last time?

What kind should I use. Any good brands? This is a big weak spot for me.

You're lucky we're on a blue board otherwise I would show you a comparison between my tiny flaccid cock and my 9" BBC monster.

>Nothing much, just sucked him off. We didn't actually have sex.

I cant fap to this ;_;

Post an imgur link faggot

what the fuck happened to my shitpost thread, jfc

>Secret :3
>I would show you

Pick one you indecisive mongoloid. Are we gonna see your qt cock or should I go run a warm bath?

post cock.

I don't know how to use imgur 2bh.

Can you get hard if you use viagra/cialis?

>Doing a low weight bench day for form after yesterday's heavy day
>Finish 4 paused/slowed reps of 155 purposely not hitting failure
>Guy claps after I finish and says his max is 155
>Didn't have the heart to tell him my max is 260 and today's a rest day

No, post e-mail and I might send some pics

jesus christ its so fucking easy
go to the website and fucking use it; they make it so obvious

Trapbrah has a nice cock desu, you'd just need to paperbag his face while blowing him.

reporting my own thread, tbqh

thats not trappy, retard

This isn't your thread anymore.

>Not having a 5" flaccid and 8.25" erect
>Not being a grower and a shower

One life and you're fucked. Sucks to be you.

I was just pretending to be retarded.

>grower
>dick doesn't even expand by at least 2x in size

can't be arsed enough for a random dick pic, sorry.

that's k, it was an average dick anyway

Ugly niggas tend to have the biggest dicks, user.

Sad, but true.

Shaving with razors can cause irritation.
Waxing just hurts a bit at first, but you get used to it.
And then your skin will be really soft, and when the hair grows it will be soft instead of stiffer like when you use razors (cause the razors cuts them at an angle).

Technically you can bleach with H2O2, but they usually have some stuff in the stores that are less aggressive to your skin and include some moisturising agents and stuff. Just look around the labels I guess.

I'm not sure I can help with the brands though, since I don't live in the US. When I travelled there I didn't see familiar brands in the shelves, for the most part at least.

Well, I can get hard naturally. Just takes some patience and focus, and it's a bit hard (no pun intended) to maintain for long. I don't care much though, I usually focus on butt pleasure when fapping anyways.
But yeah viagra works just like it does for anyone else. I never really used it though.

Trappy i have dark acne spots on my body that won't go away fast.

What's the best way to kill myself?

im 3 soft, 7 hard

flaccid length means literally nothing

I had a,dude ask about my dick piercings before, was kinda odd.

>Mfw thinking of trappy typing the words 'butt pleasure', a slight blush blooming on her cute face

>her
lol

It means your bulge looks tiny in a swimsuit senpai.

this sure gets old fast

Ok so I understand you're mentally retarded for trying to seem like a woman, for some reason.

But why?

Is it an actual abnormal brain defect that you're a queer that dresses like a girl or is it by choice cuz you're bored