Alright fit

If you could time travel and bust a nut in any woman who would it be?

elle macpherson circa pic related

Probably Mary, the supposed virgin mother of Jesus of Nazareth. I'd like Jesus to be my son; it wouldn't really make me God but I'd be the next best thing.

Helen of Troy, if she's hot enough to start a war, she's hot enough for me.

We'll said

ur mum

Lillian Parker

>stupid blue board

marilyn monroe, your grandpa would be so jealous.

it took 2 posts to come up with this? jesus christ Veeky Forums read something other than r/fitness.

Bet she's got a gigantic bush though

fuck that shit nigger

only acceptable answers

Your mother
Or better yet my own

whatever this girls name is i forgot it

I actually did OP, it was your mum on the day you were conceived.

megan fox in her prime

daddy?

my nigga

Linda Carter

jenniffer connelly is literally 10/10

idk what she looks like now

Your grandma

Shannen Doherty

I understand that she's an absolute tiger in bed

>10/10
>with that terrible acting

>caring about her acting at all

It's Jennifer Connelly but she actually does look like Shannen a bit in that pic

She'll forever be my #1

>not caring about an actresses ability to act

>not just looking at her big boobers and body and cute face

i don't plan on watching her act kek

Literally everywhere on the internet

yeah but they aren't her you fucking idiot

also porn does nothign for me anymore i only fap out of some kind of need and it brings me no joy, only the feeling of not wanting to do it anymore. most girls are used up and i don't give a fuck

also i'm dead inside and jeniffer connelly is hot

>not liking a nice bush on a beautiful woman

honestly, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Angie verona.
Well id still fuck her now and bust inside

Jennifer won an Oscar she isn't bad. Megan Fox will always be the goto hot actress who can't actress

megan fox really isn't very hot she's overrated af

>oscar
That shit is rigged though

Are you a homogay

Thx bruu

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Theodora of Byzantium, while Justinian watches

pretty basic, either elizabeth taylor from cleopatra

or lillian gish

Audrey Hepburn

I wanna give the first homo sapien woman a creampie

Are you a homosex

hitler's mom.

proud of you son

i'd fuck the real cleopatra

>not wanting to fuck pharaoh pussy

When she was young, obviously. H-hold me.

I would have just continued after busting inside her, pushing my seed with my half-erect schlong further inside her. I would have continued until I got hard and repeated the process.

The prime high test woman of all time. ALL TIME!

Didn't mean to reply to that guy.

>all these faggots going BACK in time
I'm gonna get me some futuristic anime style vag t b h

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jane fonda, dont care about the political shit

SOLID pick mein neger
i pissed off my wife one time talking about how hot young jane fonda was. she looks a lot like her; it should have been a compliment.

Cindy Crawford of course

I fapped like a mad to her in "Barbarella"

In this case i would travel back 14 years and not bang your mom so we'd be all spared from these shit threads

Prime Monica Bellucci.

nice

Only thing that kept me watching Twin Peaks towards the end.

niggers i feel so fucking stupid
nobody has mentioned
cLAUDI CARDINALe

The very first woman I'm genetically compatible with, however many thousands of years ago that is.

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her in 99/00 , wouldn't mind now either

our offspring would be 15/16 yo by now

from perspective of good offspring ok fine, but that ho aint nothing special mayne 7/10 at best
pick some polevaulter or track star

the one that got away

b-but she is special to me senpai, literary my perfect woman desu

my nigga, gotta love those Fellini hotties

gooooooooood and shes the hottest of the hottest, go watch once upon a time in the west, fucking heaving bronze jugs and a pretty face, and a fucking smoker to boot so shes got the hot voice. god damn niggaaaaa

Brooke Shields circa Blue Lagoon

yes family

Salma Hayek circa Dusk till Dawn

Eve. I wanna be the father of humanity

I would bust in my ex Paige again. First girl I nutted in. Shit was so cash. Tight as hell. Damn bros how times change

Some juicy hairy missing-link cavewoman with nice thick calves.

underrated

Late 90s early 2000s Jennifer Love Hewitt

Closest thing to perfection

young winona ryder

i think i know what you mean friendo

You beat me to it, sexiest movie scene ever.

We'll finaly know what happened

christie brinkley
those breeding hips hnnngg

Perfection

I'm surprised no one has posted her

Deliciously fat pussy lips

eve lawrence right before starting porn

bumperino

obviously eve in the garden

>cuck adam and kill him or some shit
>all descendants of eve, aka all of humanity will never again possess HEIGHT or FACE and will all be 5'6 with good FRAMES and then in present day I won't be a laughing stock

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Nigga gets it.

This lad knows

Prime Danielle Fishel back when she was still shooting Boy Meets World.

god she's perfect

Danna Lynn Bailey prior bodybuilding and then try my luck with Danna Lynn Bailey in the present.

I wanna measure the tightness of the female bodybuilder pussy across the ages for science.

Early 90s, Trump's daughter

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True, especially now that she's wrecked her face with plastic surgery.

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Total Recall Sharon Stone

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I would have an orgy with every Angelina starting at 18 in 5 year intervals.

Aw shit is that from Chrono Trigger?

Raquel Welch

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