If you could time travel and bust a nut in any woman who would it be?
Alright fit
elle macpherson circa pic related
Probably Mary, the supposed virgin mother of Jesus of Nazareth. I'd like Jesus to be my son; it wouldn't really make me God but I'd be the next best thing.
Helen of Troy, if she's hot enough to start a war, she's hot enough for me.
We'll said
ur mum
Lillian Parker
>stupid blue board
marilyn monroe, your grandpa would be so jealous.
it took 2 posts to come up with this? jesus christ Veeky Forums read something other than r/fitness.
Bet she's got a gigantic bush though
fuck that shit nigger
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Your mother
Or better yet my own
whatever this girls name is i forgot it
I actually did OP, it was your mum on the day you were conceived.
megan fox in her prime
daddy?
my nigga
Linda Carter
jenniffer connelly is literally 10/10
idk what she looks like now
Your grandma
Shannen Doherty
I understand that she's an absolute tiger in bed
>10/10
>with that terrible acting
>caring about her acting at all
It's Jennifer Connelly but she actually does look like Shannen a bit in that pic
She'll forever be my #1
>not caring about an actresses ability to act
>not just looking at her big boobers and body and cute face
i don't plan on watching her act kek
Literally everywhere on the internet
yeah but they aren't her you fucking idiot
also porn does nothign for me anymore i only fap out of some kind of need and it brings me no joy, only the feeling of not wanting to do it anymore. most girls are used up and i don't give a fuck
also i'm dead inside and jeniffer connelly is hot
>not liking a nice bush on a beautiful woman
honestly, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Angie verona.
Well id still fuck her now and bust inside
Jennifer won an Oscar she isn't bad. Megan Fox will always be the goto hot actress who can't actress
megan fox really isn't very hot she's overrated af
>oscar
That shit is rigged though
Are you a homogay
Thx bruu
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Theodora of Byzantium, while Justinian watches
pretty basic, either elizabeth taylor from cleopatra
or lillian gish
Audrey Hepburn
I wanna give the first homo sapien woman a creampie
Are you a homosex
hitler's mom.
proud of you son
i'd fuck the real cleopatra
>not wanting to fuck pharaoh pussy
When she was young, obviously. H-hold me.
I would have just continued after busting inside her, pushing my seed with my half-erect schlong further inside her. I would have continued until I got hard and repeated the process.
The prime high test woman of all time. ALL TIME!
Didn't mean to reply to that guy.
>all these faggots going BACK in time
I'm gonna get me some futuristic anime style vag t b h
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jane fonda, dont care about the political shit
SOLID pick mein neger
i pissed off my wife one time talking about how hot young jane fonda was. she looks a lot like her; it should have been a compliment.
Cindy Crawford of course
I fapped like a mad to her in "Barbarella"
In this case i would travel back 14 years and not bang your mom so we'd be all spared from these shit threads
Prime Monica Bellucci.
nice
Only thing that kept me watching Twin Peaks towards the end.
niggers i feel so fucking stupid
nobody has mentioned
cLAUDI CARDINALe
The very first woman I'm genetically compatible with, however many thousands of years ago that is.
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her in 99/00 , wouldn't mind now either
our offspring would be 15/16 yo by now
from perspective of good offspring ok fine, but that ho aint nothing special mayne 7/10 at best
pick some polevaulter or track star
the one that got away
b-but she is special to me senpai, literary my perfect woman desu
my nigga, gotta love those Fellini hotties
gooooooooood and shes the hottest of the hottest, go watch once upon a time in the west, fucking heaving bronze jugs and a pretty face, and a fucking smoker to boot so shes got the hot voice. god damn niggaaaaa
Brooke Shields circa Blue Lagoon
yes family
Salma Hayek circa Dusk till Dawn
Eve. I wanna be the father of humanity
I would bust in my ex Paige again. First girl I nutted in. Shit was so cash. Tight as hell. Damn bros how times change
Some juicy hairy missing-link cavewoman with nice thick calves.
underrated
Late 90s early 2000s Jennifer Love Hewitt
Closest thing to perfection
young winona ryder
i think i know what you mean friendo
You beat me to it, sexiest movie scene ever.
We'll finaly know what happened
christie brinkley
those breeding hips hnnngg
Perfection
I'm surprised no one has posted her
Deliciously fat pussy lips
eve lawrence right before starting porn
bumperino
obviously eve in the garden
>cuck adam and kill him or some shit
>all descendants of eve, aka all of humanity will never again possess HEIGHT or FACE and will all be 5'6 with good FRAMES and then in present day I won't be a laughing stock
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Nigga gets it.
This lad knows
Prime Danielle Fishel back when she was still shooting Boy Meets World.
god she's perfect
Danna Lynn Bailey prior bodybuilding and then try my luck with Danna Lynn Bailey in the present.
I wanna measure the tightness of the female bodybuilder pussy across the ages for science.
Early 90s, Trump's daughter
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True, especially now that she's wrecked her face with plastic surgery.
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Total Recall Sharon Stone
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I would have an orgy with every Angelina starting at 18 in 5 year intervals.
Aw shit is that from Chrono Trigger?
Raquel Welch
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