Enter gym

I only call you when it's half past five
The only time that I'll be by your side
I only love it when you touch me, not feel me
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me
When I'm fucked up, that's the real me, yeah

I should be thankful my gym plays things like hell is for children by pat benatar and that i have headphones

Thanks to my college gym I fuming hate this song, makes me feel like bashing my head in

CON EL TE DUELE EL CORAZON CONMIGO TE DUELEN LOS PIES

SAD PATROL

MY LOVE AND MY TOUCH, UP ABOVE MADE WITH THE WANT OF MY

>walk into gym
>BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>pic related

>he said son when
>you grow up

>"no music" policy in my gym
Feels fucking great.

My gym literally plays dubstep. I don't UNDERSTAND why. I can't drown it out with headphones either because I have fucking tinnitus. I'm genuinely considering smashing the speakers.

Maybe you have tinnitus because you refuse to go to a a different gym that doesn't blast white noise?

>pass by gym
>see everyone lifting like mad
>literally benching the whole machine
>treadmills on fire by the friction
>enter the gym curious to know the reason behind this
>this is playing
youtu.be/XCiDuy4mrWU

No I started going to the gym a year ago and I've had tinnitus for over 4

I
LOVE
YOU
JESUS
CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
st

>HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE
>WOOOHOOOOOO
>WOOOHOOOOOO

>AND I KNOW OH-OH THAT I LET YOU DOWN
>IS IT TOO LATE TO SAY
>SORRY NOW

>Allusions to fire
Why didn't you pick Night Of Fire?

mine was playing crawling in my skin the other day

only noticed because my headphones broke mid sesh

>going to a gym that plays music loud enough that you can hear it through your headphones

>enter gym
>*glass breaks*

>UNO DOS TRES CUATRO
>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP, BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

guise you can actually remake the songs to be lift related
its sort of funny once you get the hang of it

>how deep is your squat wooohooo

>lifting all the time at summer, lifting anyway i want it

>werk it... bench is gone, we need something to bench on

>when you grip it... when you pull it... when you drop it... its so powerful

etc

>enter gym
>BEEEEEEP
>all gym members please remember to re-rack your weights when you are done using them
Why is this necessary

>wish we could turn back time / to the good old days
>when our momma sang us to sleep / but now we're stressed out
some songs make me annoyed enough that I can lift more

>wish we could turn back time / to the good old days
>when noobie gainz were always with us

...

...

Austin 3:16

is this animey any good? I'm not really into cars but I may just start to like it.

Already been done
youtube.com/watch?v=2m84FoXuBQg

I'm confused whenever I hear the original

Also this
youtube.com/watch?v=cB0HsBSAlO0

I prefer the new version.
The same goes for "fat violent dykes"

...

>start doing bicep curls to impress my 9 year old wife

I KNOW WHEN DAT HOTLINE BLING

>You should go and love yourself

Ahh this too. This entire thread makes me feel like I'm actually in the gym

>WOOUUUU HOOUUU
>only me myself and I
> going solo til I die
>because I got me for life

>I don't wanna steal your freedom,
>I don't wanna change your mind,
>I don't have to make you love me,
>I just wanna take your time.

This is by far the worst song for a gym in this thread

>can't resist stomping a mudhole in cardiobunny

>simply irresistible
>she's so fine there's no telling where the money went

name a better gym pump up song than simply irresistible by Robert palmer

Nekropolis Karthago by Desaster

>go for swim
>see gym people in the window above me listening to their normieshit
>pool is totally silent apart from the soothing splish splash of god-tier exercise
>able to focus completely while due to head being underwater, instead of spacing out from the WERKWERKWERKWERKWERKWERK blaring over your earphones
>shapely female bodies in the water are your only distraction, not sweating, panting cardio bunnies trying to ignore the weights room staring at them

Swimming is god-tier

>man
>not into cars
this is where you have to pick only 1

This.

>enter gym
>I WISH THAT I COULD TURN BACK TIME
>CAUSE NOW THE GUILT IS ALL MINE
>mfw

How is this song so popular? Its objectively awful

Music can't be objectively awful fucking retard

good job, you have become the crotchety old man
feels pretty good desu senpai

> Start squats set
> SHAKE IT OFF, SHAKE IT OFF
> Songs finishes
> ...
> ... I STAY OUT TOO LATE

Played four times in row.
Which of you faggots was it

It gets me hyped every time, because it reminds me of that yoga pants twerking video.

First two stages are really good.

>actually listening to pop music for the lyrics
You retard the entire purpose of that genre of music is to get women to shake their asses at clubs.

twerking is subhuman nigger shit
plus, that doesn't make the song any less awful

allahu akbar brother

Your gay mate

Hahahaha what