How do I get a bf?

How do I get a bf?

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Come out of the closet OP

B8/10

I wish I was gay sometimes. Women don't like sex and all you have to do is approach a guy in a gay bar and you jump straight to the love.

Plus, women are heartless.

If you're a girl just go outside and talk. If you're a gay just go online and talk.

oh lord

why do you wish to be gay. just be gay bud

Guys got the personality, girls got the looks
If you want love, care, sex and compassion you want a guy
If you want someone without all these but who looks pretty, you want a girl

>Inb4 Not all women
Women who has one or more of these traits are swooped up instantly but a guy and he usually doesnt let go of his bf status and even if she dumps him the ratio of "good" women(with one or more traits) to men is skewed as fuck

the fuck
if you're a girl, just talk to some guy and that's it

Ill be your bf tbqh...

>women don't like sex

dude are you serious?

I consistently get rated a 5 on /soc/ and i still have been with 15 girls in 5 years.. it really isn't difficult, just pretend you are chad when you go out

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Except men are also prettier than girls, so females have no utility except if you want to breed

this

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I call bullshit
Most girls in bars/nightclubs/online are swarmed by guys, if there even are any there
Im not counting fat chicks because all the reasons

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Agree with other anons

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Unless you're terribly ugly/fat, and fuck even then, you'll have no problem getting a bf.

Just be smart and don't date faggots

Also don't date niggers

You're either fat or you're a man. And if you're a man, you're in the right place to find a bf.

Steeve Reeves was a gorgeous man. No homo.

What if you're a skeleton?

Then shut up and do as your master commands!

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do the first fucking move