Mfw he uses less than four scoops

doesn't look fake to me.

>mfw he uses less then a hundred scoops

>mfw your grammar

>mfw I see a fucking scooplet using less than 4 million scoops for his shake

Just your daily reminder

youtube.com/watch?v=orCcb1QCx9Y

I don't get it.

damn that nigga got a voice like a six grader

It's annoying as hell, I agree. I want to punch him in the face. Stammering inarticulate monkey.

BUT, is the accusation true? Does Rich Piana use fake plates?

You can't make this up lads

WHY HAVENT YOU LEFT HUMANITY BEHIND?

Piana scared the fuck out of me at first but after seeing a few vids of him I realized he's a pretty cool guy

>mfw when he doesn't pour the whole bag in and count it as a scoop

Gotta eat big to get big, C'MON!

>infinite scoops
>not putting infinity+1 scoops in every shake
It's like you don't want to make it brah
Keep up the Piana memes plz

We're gonna do 8 scoops cuz that's the maximum, but you know me, gotta overdo everything and put another half scoop in.

HE'S SO BIG, AND MUTANT AS HELL
HE'S SO BAD BUT HE SCOOPS SO WELL

Who knows. People always accuse him of using fake weights, maybe he does, maybe he doesn't, either way, he's clearly in it for hypertrophy, not for strength, so he probably isn't strong compared to a strongman, powerlifter or whatever.

But either way, he's probably still stronger than everyone on Veeky Forums.

I'm starting to like you already familio

Either way, I love the mighty roar he does after every rep in

4 scoops per scoop, 4 scoops per shake, 4 shakes at once or it doesn't even count

>watching on 6 screens
>not watching on 10 screens
Literally pleb tier

y-you too

Lmfao, you a natty brah?

>2 scoops

>mfw

>off by 1 scoop

S-sorry Mr. Piana, I'll add a third scoop. Is three scoops o-o-okay?

CMON BRO

DO YOU WANNA GET BIG OR NOT? DONT EVEN SCOOP JUST POUR THE MILK IN THE TUB

youtube.com/watch?v=qINY0IfwIj0

CCMMMMOOONNN

PLEASE SEND HELP I ADDED A FOURTH SCOOP AND NOW THERE'S ALL KINDS OF GAINS! I FEEL LIKE... LIKE I'M LEAVING HUMANITY BEHIND! C-C-CMON!!!

Stand up for the natty anthem

youtu.be/bVsJYt0Y4X4

I find this mans existence hilarious.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fewer

Rich Piana lifts with fake plates? WTF? Is this true? Is our godhead a FRAUD?

>he eats less than 4 lbs of meat a day

CMON you wanna get BIG right?

no he's natty

What the fuck is that

I just threw up all of my gains.

Oh fuck guys I'm so far down in this thread I forgot what the dudes name was!!? Can since reminds me?

>falling for the fake plates
Everything about the Stay Puft Oil Man is fake--fake muscles, fake plates, fake height (wears lifts), fake tan, fake teeth (veneers) and even fake face. He's had tons of work done on his face (and every other part of his body) according to his ex-fiancee.

getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=462947.msg6665099#msg6665099

He buys expensive watches--and rents expensive cars--and then returns them after making a video showing them off. In other words, his possessions too are fake. His wife has fake tits. Hell, those probably aren't even his dogs.

I guess I can't blame him though. He's like a Kardashian sister--he has no discernible talent but we know who he is for some reason. And he seems to do well by selling teenage boys on YouTube some weird, macho fantasy of being a badass who doesn't give a fuck about anything when in reality he's one of the most insecure people in the world. And like a Kardashian, he was raised by a narcissistic SoCal mother with a plastic surgery addiction and a closet homo bodybuilder dad. It's surprising he isn't even more screwed up.

I personally think at the very least we can agree that the HGH he's pinning is real though

How would you fake cable exercises user?

Yep! Apparently his shoe size went up 3 sizes in 10 years since he was shooting so much of it 365 days a year. I wonder what that did to his vital organs?

How do I leave humanity behind?

You *could* still fake them, but it'd be a lot of effort. I doubt any of the ones in his "home-produced videos" are fake at least. In the professionally produced videos (like the 8 hour arm workout video etc), they would maybe go through the effort.

Also, it's easier to just fake the # of reps/sets done, since his videos often have a lot of camera cuts.

Fake it till you make it, brah

>Everything about the Stay Puft Oil Man is fake--fake muscles, fake plates, fake height (wears lifts), fake tan, fake teeth (veneers) and even fake face. He's had tons of work done on his face (and every other part of his body) according to his ex-fiancee.
>his possessions too are fake. His wife has fake tits. Hell, those probably aren't even his dogs.
Fucking kek!

6 MILLION SCOOPS

>mfw he uses fake scoops and fake weights

you need atleast 1 chicken breast per pound of bodyweight or you will never see any gainz

I always see this lately; where is it coming from? When did he use fake weights?