New Lingo Ideas

I was thinking of making some new Lingo, just for us /fitizens/. I would love it if you could contribute.

>Instead of "cool", we can say "gains!"

>Instead of "stupid", we can say "steroids"

>Instead of "fart", we can say "protein shake burp"

>Instead of "loser", we can say "cardio man"

>instead of "fuck", we can say "weights"

>instead of "ass", we can say "glutes"

>instead of "hot babes", we can say "cute cardio bunnies"

>Instead of "fat", we can say "protein-rich"

>Instead of saying "shit", we can say "protein poop"

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Autism.

instead of "op" we should say "faggot"

oh wait we already do

faggot.

not cool guys

This is the gayest thread I've ever seen on Veeky Forums and that's including all of the husbando and gym buddy threads

that's so steroids

not gains, you mean?

OP is a cardio man

OP being a fucking cardio man yet again

So OP is a huge faggot who accidentally protein shake burbed on his protein-rich boyfriends cock as he was getting weights'ed in the glutes...

Nah, you're just a faggot bro.

how do you say "kill yourself?"
because you should definitely do so.

suck my protein shake burp hole you weighting cardio man

Not very gains of you, cardio man.

this thread is totally gains

What can I do to appear gains to cute cardio bunnies? I don't want to be a cardio man for the rest of my life

>tfw no cardio bunny gf to weights right in the glutes

Weights off, cardio man.

sage

that doesn't work, cardio man

Kek

Weights off, gluteshole. We don't need this protein poop.

Gains thread, weightsboy

Shit I think that's a the puppet that tried to touch my dick when I was nine.

Instead of "Bricka-Bracka", we should "Firecracker".

>hot babes
Why isn't this in the sticky

protein poop thread, steroids weightboi

This steroids thread is actually pretty decent thanks to the cardio men fitizens being gains for once.

kek

lol

How about you get weighted with a protein-rich dick in your glutes, steroids cardio man.

Instead of "let me suck your cock", we can say "no homo"

OP is a protein rich cardio man.

Why did you capitalize "lingo"

Thats the most steroids glutes proten poop I've ever seen. Weights off back to /b/ you insufferable cardio man glute-weights steroid user.

>Instead of 'waste of time' we say 'this thread!'

You forgot 0% damage.