Stretch marks

Stretch marks

>petite af body
>gain 25lbs from pregnancy
>back to normal weight
>stretch marks on stomach, inner buttocks, inner thigh, above the cooch, breast

been 7 years
Pic related
Still super insecure about it

Is there no way to improve this? I really want to get laid.

Was looking at this myself since I've got them on my chest/shoulders.

Only option is laser treatment. No evidence to suggest that creams do anything, and if they do, it's extremely minimal.

Every female has fucking stretch marks, it's just a fact of life. All the celebs and shit you see have them airbrushed/photoshopped out. Now take that pic again but move the camera over a few inches.

>pregnant 7 years ago
>wants to get laid now

can you tell the fathers color by looking at it?

It looks gross. I wish I could be a hoe and show it off but...no

>Only option is laser treatment


Wrong.
Try needling you dumbasses

It's like you guys don't even research new options before giving up

What is this sorcery?!

>it looks gross
Every fucking female says that too. Protip: it doesn't.

While girl i knew who was prone to stretch marks said she used Mothers Friend, some sorta ointment i guess, when she had her son. I saw her stomach up close, not one single mark. Guess it works

>All the celebs and shit you see have them airbrushed/photoshopped out


Not on candid shots
And even then they don't have it
Why? Because celebrities have smart people taking care of them and know what skincare and a fucking esthetician is

laser treatment

>t. everyone has stretch marks

they don't

I just fucking said it is not laser treatment

>Only option is laser treatment

WWoooohoooooo /b/. My wife just gave birth and yes it is a GIRL. Oh man so fucking sweet. Right tho, i have to figure out some way of making sure she grows up into the perfect daddy loving loli. There must be some way of making sure that several years from now i will be fucking the tightest pusssy i will ever get my dick into. So cmon Veeky Forums we need to make a plan, and i shall keep us all updated with the progress.

So you know how quoting works
Can you figure it out that I was quoting someone before me and saying specifically they were wrong?

Is needling the same as a derma roller?

Eh kind of
The kind on the picture I posted is done with a single needle by an esthetician
But dermarollers work too

So I could order a derma roller and get similar results at home?

Yes

Can you post another image?

Most guys don't care about light stretch marks, but noticeable ones definitely detract from the looks.

What happened to the baby daddy?

>be Guy
>Work out
>upper body stays a few steps above hungry skeleton
>Legs gain muscle faster than upper body
>Stretch marks inside my thighs, only hidden by my scrotum
>Too embarrassed to consider letting girls take off my pants
>TFW

Guys, how do I fix this? It started as one small one a few years ago. Now there's half a dozen purple, scarred marks inside each leg.

Massage with oil to prevent and microneedling to treat

>drink more water
>dermaroller
>quit being gay
pick 1-3

honestly any girl that gets that far isn't going to piss and whine about a few stretch marks, given that most girls get them themselves when they go through puberty. you'll be just fine user