Slug in my salad

Just found a baby slug in my salad. I took a bunch on my fork, brought it to my mouth and just as I was about to chomp down what I thought was a bit of spice/italian dressing started to put its little stalks out.

I made the little guy a home with salad leaves, some cucumber and earth as well as droplets of lukewarm water. I don't think I can eat salad again. To think I'd eat the little guy alive.

Just warning you all to be careful when eating salads.

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that's free protien fgt

CUTE!!!

post pics

Slugs aren't even sentient

I don't give a care

This is his home now. I need a name for him. Maybe Bradley.

poke holes in the plastic lid you dolt

>not slurm

>not naming your tiny slug Rich Piana

Name him Dubs McSalads

Came here to say this

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I figure since he's so tiny he won't need much air anyway. I'll just open the lid to freshen it up every now an then like this
He is now slurm mcsalads richpiana

where is he i cant see him? put him on rei

Pour a drop of vinegar on him

dude shut the frick up

Why bother? Snails are superior in every way.
Not to mention they are literally lifting their whole fucking house, fit as fuck.

You gotta flavor his salad up with some salt, come on OP.

This kills the slug

l-lewd

When does it turn into a 12/10 slug girl who forces you to have sex with it for sparing it's life and taking care of it?

Raise him until he is maxed out in size. That slug is basically a machine that turns salad into protein.

youre gona sufficate him this way, best find a filter to use as a top so u dont forget the little slugger.

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after you take 50mg of zinc before you got to bed .

You just had to turn this into a weeaboo shit hole, didn't you?

I still don't fucking see him
Is he even still alive OP
Is he moving

fucking vegans killing poor innocent slugs

baka desu senpai

its on the piece of salad ya dense fuck

He's on the salad leaf next to her left leg
I'm not even the guy who took the picture

He's tiny

Shit, compared to the OP it looks like it got natty slug gains already. What a machine.

Brah make sure he gets his protein MAKE HIM MASSIVE

Would he need vegan protein?

i was hoping this was a thread about making slugs swole.

get him on that GOLAD already ffs

I think so...

it is now.

wondering if there's any steroids equivalent you could give them.

there are pros and cons

I have some creatine, would that help him get swole if I sprinkle a little on his salad? Or should I apply the creatine directly onto him?

how bout no and feed it protein-dense vegetables?

What should I feed him? I want to give him a good headstart before I release him into the forest. I want him to pull all kinds of slug grills and fight off birds

>protein-dense vegetables

oh no, looks like a retard fell for vegan propaganda

that'll dry him up and kill him pls no

>poops in its own shell

When you guys buy lettuce, do you always rinse it before eating? This thread has me worried that I eat a bunch of garbage.

spinach is god tier

>This thread
Make sure he grows large enough so that you can sound your dickhole using him.

Why do burgerland people throw away good protein?

I eat larvae. Cheap and tasty. Those packs are less than a dollar.

I demand an update on slugbro

Because I'm not poor and can afford meat

>anime figure
Thanks for reminding that I'm browsing Veeky Forums.

Fucking WHERE

Soak it in a bleach solution, rinse, soak it in vinegar, rinse
Then spin dry

Oh I see it
I thought it was just a rip on the leaf

slither on, slugger

I thought this was going to be a cute thread
And you throw that weeb shit right in there OP

Ahhh raise it! And if dubs can we name it? I call "Bubbles"

Just out holes in it you maniac. At least give him fresh air. He may not "need" it but cmon man.

He's ok. I aerated his terrarium for a bit. He has a nice view of the mountains. I'm working on a tiny stick to make him do bench presses.

>make him do Bench presses

Lol. You make /fit proud, bro

POO IN LOO

OP, this is a big responsibility are you sure you can handle it?

Lmao cum on him and see if he turns into a she.

Does he have a quarry to settle?

wouldn't he drown?

Just the tip

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I'm going to release him into the wild, I hope he will manage to survive. I don't want to overly domesticate him.

Kek

SLITHER ON, SLUGGER

SLITHER ON, SLUGGER

SLITHER ON, SLUGGER

Slither on, slugger

SLITHER ON, SLUGGER

Slither on, slugger

SLITHER ON SLUGGER

SLITHER ON MY SLUGGER

slither on, slugger

slither on, slugger!

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don't you have to die in a carbomb explosion or something?

Slither on slugger

Because I don't live in a 3rd world shithole

slither on, slugger

slither on, slugger

SLITHER ON, SLUGGER

slither on, slugger

Maybe Bradley sounds pretty good.

slugs are hermaphrodites

and OP, I'm not sure if he'll be slaying mad slug pussy with bench. You need to get him/her practice with their harpoon

youtube.com/watch?v=VTV23B5gBsQ

slither on, slugger

SLITHER ON, SLUGGER

slither on, slugger

Slither on, slugger!

slither on, slugger

slither on, slugger


>mfw this thread

That's nasty why is nature so nasty

slither on, slugger

>people getting so upset about eating a fucking slug
>vegans are the crazy ones
>this entire world is beta and stupid