24 years old

I'm 40 and still get carded all the time

are you asian?

>are you asian?

cauc-asian, yes

half man,half amazing?

>be 21
>dont get carded anymore

I was all excited to pull out my new ID, it took a full year before I was carded again.

>tfw had a fake id when i was 19
>tfw became a regular at certain liquor stores and bars
>tfw never got carded again until 21
>mfw they saw my real id for the first time
>mfw they knew immediately that i was a hoax for about 2 years

Feels good man. Nothing they can do.

I beat the system.

top kek

>live in Europe
>go to clubs and bars at 16
We don't even need to beat the system

>>live in Europe

the system's beaten you

sounds like someone is jelly

sure, if by "someone" you mean all non-americans

MODS MODS MODS

Had a gymcel friend who was balding already in freshman hs, never got carded, so he did the booze runs. Pretty eyes and a solid beard, 5'6 manlet.

That was 7 years ago and he's still a virgin.

Here in Ireland people get served in off licences from 14 onwards

you are very retarded

I am not 16 anymore bro

Manlet detected

Genes and bodyfat.

Some dudes look 30 straight out of highschool, some 25 years old with jobs look 15.

Better look aged and with a dadbod than youthful and skinny though. The difference is clear.

>was balding already

I know the type. First year of med studies, one guy legit looked 30 with half his hair gone. Shit was terrifying to see. On one hand it's cool to look older, on the other hand that guy looked freakishly old.

Fucking genes, man.

>23 yrs old
>go to hooker so I can lose v card
>opens her hotel room door halfway and tells me:
>"aren't you a bit too young to be doing this"

wew lads even prostitutes dont want my money

well? what happened?

>22
>look like a dad because all I do is powerlift
>fuck tindr sluts that are 18-19 that have a very directly open daddy fetish
>people call them my daughter if I buy them food the morning after at this breakfast place

>tfw europe
>buying cigarettes and beer since I was 14
>never carded
I even bought cigarettes with an on duty officer behind me once and he did nothing.

Hi Europe

I'm 28 and I still get carded to buy Rated M games at Gamestop (need to be 17 to purchase)

>24
>door-to-door salesmen still ask for my mom

f-fine ill go get her

>americucks have to be 21 to buy alcohol
You can't make this shit up. Holy shit.

>told her my age
>she didnt believe and asked to see id
>didn't have it on me (just brought the money, left wallet and phone in car)
>told her I could go get it and she says ok
>get id and go back but she never answered the door

Months later I did end up losing my v to a drugged up hooker tho...

>be Asian and 22
>people think I'm 27
>didn't get youth genes

JUST

what the fuck. Height weight? I want to look like that.

no one can tell how old asians are though

Well I live in MURRRRRR where they're actually talking about changing the drinking age to 25 now.

>mfw smoking age is 21 where I live now
>tfw am 23

I hope they change the fuckin drinking age desu senpai

>25
>wasted whole adult life

I have been in positions where life was good at some points, grabbing money, but that's over and my life is more or less a waste