Start an argument with someone online

That was me trying to prove the existence of god before I became an atheist

Have your (You) fixes but this is not
>fitness

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I see you took the path that leads to death. Satan's got you by your balls now.

Low-end cardio.

>kill 32 die 8
>whole room cheers
>8+ steam friends added
>feels good man.jpg

>open a random thread
>scroll down near the end of the thread
>choose random comment
>reply "weak bait" and post a smug Pepe
>close tab

weak bait

i get the same felling when im talking to girls over fb messenger... especially when i try to get them on a date.

fuck my anxiety

>start argument online
>counter-argument appears
>point out spelling mistake
>start name-calling and insulting

>tfw

>post a snide comment before going to sleep
>see a brutal response in the morning
>hit the shower full of self-loathing and depression

Thats the same like getting a like on facebook, or a tweet or a retweet, or an upvote on reddit.

You are social media whores just like the rest

>You are using your phone when suddenly it violentlyvibrates
>You have a new Tinder match
>Palms start to sweat, heart beats faster

Every damn time.

>Holy fuck! Incoming snapchat. Is it from crush?!
>Of course it is not from crush, silly. Why would she send to you?

>make a well thought-out, researched, interesting, and provocative post
>some raging niggerfaggot replies with "This."
Waste of a (You) desu

>that one friend that sends you a snap of the same shit they put on their story
>every single fucking time they update their story
I'd delete her, but she'd probably cry nonstop and I have to see her every day at Uni.

>make a new thread
>no one replies

Rolling for push ups 'cause this thread is poop. Check 'em.

>try to get gf into lifting
>she works out with you for a three weeks and is making good gains
>teach her to work out on her own
>her friends start tagging along with her
>they bitch a lot and rope her into doing Zumba because "waah waah Zumba is easier and more fun"
>have to save my gf before she loses all her gains to her idiot friends

here's your (You), user

>Get friend request on Facebook.
>I grin and start thinking it's a woman.
>It's a man.

I remember one time actually blushing when someone was mad at me in war thunder.

>take an extreme stance on a controversial issue
>A well reasoned reply blows me out and my cheeks flush at the embarrassment
>I re-read it and realize that I gave them too much credit
>I notice faults in reasoning or even major straw-men
>I call them out with a blistering retort
>No response

It's the best feeling in the world desu

>get new match on tindr
>they are extremely attractive and right in your area
>get even more nervous when they try to aggressively message you

Thank you, friend. I needed that.

>Post a comment right before I'm supposed to go to bed
>Can't fall asleep because I'm excited for my reply

>start troll thread
>check 2 mins later no one bit
>wake up in the morning turns out it was an epic thread

>tfw you think someone online figured out or recognized who you are in real life

Here you go, user. Night night.

>too lazy to wash out my shaker bottle
>just scoop creatine and protein directly into mouth
>wash it down with milk straight from the carton
>shaker bottle sitting in back of fridge with protein residue from 2 months ago still at the bottom
>wear the same 3 gym outfits after spraying with febreeze
>don't shower after lift. >Don't clean up after myself. Just shovel powder and sleep in bed until I wake up and do it all over again
I'm losing control of my life.

>provocatively call out a faggot for their stupid post
>close thread because I already know their return (You) is valueless

Fuck off. You're a worthless predictable tripfag with no unique personality.

Shut up

Have a free one on me lads.

>nothing good to watch on TV or netflix when I leave the gym
>I just sit around staring at the wall or refreshing threads on Veeky Forums for hours until the sun sets

>Facebook messenger sound from phone
>Brain: "There is a 0.02% chance that is your dream girl who just initiated a chat to ask you out for a date."
>Body: "ALRIGHT! ALL SWEAT GLANDS ON ALERT! AND BLOOD, HEAT UP THE FACE AND WAKE UP MR SCHLONG!"
>It's just the "bro's" group chat

>Brain: "FALSE ALARM! CANCEL ALL ENDORPHINES, INITIATE SELF HATE PROGRAM"

thx

>talks about heart racing i.e. cardio
>not Veeky Forums

lol ur so gay bro

Faggot.

...

>Roast an user in a political discussion thread with infallible proof
>the thread 404's

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

just kidding

>mfw this thread

I don't get it.

Heyy user, what are u doing?
My phone got a virus from tinder, gotta remove it..
I found this site called www.fakebulshit.com, its even better than tinder, with unlimited photo and video sharing!
see you there

Get your fuckin life together

kill yourself weeb

>caring about someone having an irrelevant opinion on your opinion on a Cambodian coffeebrewing forum

why

fucking idiots when will they learn

>tfw you post "Hello, Reddit!" to literally everything you don't like/disagree with
>tfw you occasionally get responses and immediately know it's actually a redditor
>they continue to argue with you

>tfw posting "Hey, Reddit!" when I'm actually the redditor

I want /r9k/ to leave Veeky Forums

>Getting trolled by /r9k/ shitposting

thx

>tfw noone responds to your greentext

name?