He can't even overhead press Mommy for 15 reps

> He can't even overhead press Mommy for 15 reps

> Yeah honey!
> What's the point of all your protein drinks and pushups?
> You're just like the guy in the sitcoms!

what was that?

I can't hear you

But sweetheart mommy weighs 250lbs the fat fuck

>I like where this is going
Continue

>beating your daughter
And you wonder why she turns to black men

>That's that even your real mommy.

I vividly remember my first "date" with my soon to be wife, ~6 years ago, we snuck into a middle school, flirting around the monkey bars and obstacle course they had, and pushing her butt to help her climb up a pole.

Story was relevant, I picked her slim 110lb up so she could reach the monkey bars and she thought I was mutha fuckin Hercules

You guys spend hours in the gym OHP 1.25X your body weight, while guys like me, Chad it up, doing less work and far greater profit 8)

Tell us more

PS: Don't, this isn't your personal blog

PPS: Fuck you, fucking faggot. I bet your wife is a whale and your a beta dyel cuck who sometimes even gobbles cock

SHUT UP TIFFANY, YOU LITTLE BITCH

Yeah but I can hip thrust her for 50. There's just no point after 3.

Yeah, unless mommy's high test, even a dyel lanklet could lift her.

I think you mean Kirino. We are naming our daughter Kirino.

>tfw I can only overhead press 75 pounds

you can still go pedo user.

Just look at this response. Hah. Holy SHIT man

What ps and pps mean?

Post scriptum, you ignorant jabrony.

Just keep going, user. You'll be able to OHP your mommy soon enough

>tfw I can OHP my wife
>the bed springs can't
Now what?

>What ps and pps mean?

Underaged detected.

>come meet your new mommy!

>personal rule is to never be with a gril I can't The Press™
>I The Press™ 115lbs
>gf is 100lbs

My last two girlfriends were 130 (athletic) and 150 (high test) pounds. I could definitely do 130 for 15. I might be able to do 150 for 15 but not sure.

You don't know what the fuck you're talking about faggot. No dyel lanklet could walk into a gym for the first time and ohp 110 lbs

I'm presting 155 at 179 lbs. Gf weighs 98 pounds tho.I can literally use her as a fleshlight by lifting her and slamming her on my dick repeatedly while sitting. She loves it

>Pressing 115 lbs
>Having a decent looking gf

Will I get an upgrade to husbando when I eventually The Press™ 1pl8?

that feel when you can pick up the average size and weight person and just lift them over your head.

>implying mommy is a fat fuck

christ why is he jerking his head forward so violently

too much weight for him to handle

He's an ostritch

He's going to have shoulder pain holy fuck

LMAO
Fucking kekked

U dum user

Fuuuck this makes me wanna OHP. Should I drive out to the gym at 3 in the morning just to OHP?

You should go to bed user

You know what? (Heavy breath) fuck you kid. You come near me with any negative behavior or aggressive body language, one of us is going down, and it won't be me, because after all I been through, I'm still alive and standing. Non-negotiable.

That happens if you neglect to beat her.

i started doing the press for the first time ever, yesterday. I could do lmao1pl8, not even fat. Im 84,5kg 187,5cm if that matters

I had a reply to this but I had to sign a non disclosure agreement, so I can't talk about it. I can only talk about not being able to talk about it.

Fucking kek

im crying

Savickas could do it, why not you?

>can't even lift 2 mommies at the same time

lel what a loser having to stick with only one women for the rest of his life

No self respecting man weighs 1pl8.

Squeezing your traps and moving head forward helps in avoiding shoulder injuries and lift.

If it's strict press and you never did it before, that's pretty good. Push press, for your weight - not so much.

>OHP 190lbs
>OHP my gf a good 10-12 times
>feels gooderino

shit taste but I hope you're being for real.

>OHPing your mom
Dadlifting is obviously superior. I rep that shiz every day.