>be me, slowly moving away from DYEL >in a community college PE class, 2 days a week and required attendance >it's for all fitness levels, lifting Dumbbells and cardio and Swiss ball stuff >it's not too hard but a fun workout >the people in the class are of various shapes and sizes, unsurprisingly nobody too fit >teacher is cardio bunny who is nice and understanding and only requires that everyone try >me and my friends enjoy a good workout, teacher likes and helps us >enter Fatty Goldstein >Fatty is a 300+ pound chain smoker with a voice like rose Marie (but less sexy) and bright red hair >on the first day she walked when we ran and struggled to do anything >the teacher was fine with this as she appeared to be trying >she's not there the next day >shows up the next week and this time sits out because she says she's sick >missed the next day >next day just barely moves, doesn't show any effort, teacher visibly frustrated >we have a fitness test and she just leaves 10 minutes in, out of 45 >misses the next day >gone again >we're doing walking lunges, jogging, and overhead press rotation the next day >she stops after half a rotation (doesn't even finish the lunges) >gone for the next two days >present >walking from class to class via a parking lot >see her getting into a car in the disabled lot >Bernie sanders, coexist, etc bumper stickers cover the back of it
>Be me >Has new job >Friend who work their give me a lift >Sad he has to pick up a girl >See 250 pound light land whale >Ugly as shit with shitty tattoo >Find out from talking to her she has unreasonable standard >Says if your thinking of getting with me um no my standerds are to high >She wants a 8/10 guy with a 7 can inch minimum dick good job ripped and smart Wounder why fat women out of all people require their men to be ripped and have six packs
Bentley Phillips
oops forgot gif related
Jonathan Cox
From my college's paper.
Oliver Wood
desu senpai i'd probably act the same way if I were forced to take a PE class in community college I'm just try to get my classes done
Eli Gonzalez
>Wounder why fat women out of all people require their men to be ripped and have six packs Because there's always a guy out there desperate enough to fuck a fat girl.
There's way less women or even men who want to fuck a fat man.
Jack Parker
Wait, she's not even fat. I'd go out with her honestly, she looks cute
Chase Howard
>mfw I will never be Jingyu Huang
Caleb Baker
It's a defence mechanism user. >The only reason I don't have a boyfriend is because my standards are too high, nothing else
Carson Evans
Plz there is already one of these threads. Post in that one op.
Jonathan Roberts
Fuckin hell
Angel Kelly
Whoops
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Aiden Stewart
Awww wtf apparently i dont know how to link to other boards. From /news/
Is that name supposed to be a play on words or sounds of something?
Henry Cox
>Trump wants to deport this
Justin Martinez
not only is she fat
she's ugly with a complete pig nose and shit bone structure
James Garcia
My guess is it's her boyfriend or something.
Mason Lewis
This
Interesting point
Jace Wilson
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Carter Cooper
>mfw the best argument for Trump 2016 is found on a cantonese wife exchange forum
Sebastian Ward
What kind of post secondary institution offers PE classes? Is this common in the US?
Evan Wilson
A comedian whose entire career is built around self depreciation can't admit she's fat.
Jaxson Ramirez
It is common as an elective but at most schools not mandatory.
Joseph Cruz
Lots of schools that have campus gyms and athletic areas like pools and courts offer sports and PE classes, though the PE is more like training
Levi Campbell
i mean other people are making jokes about her being fat, so why hasn't she stole them yet?
Aaron Collins
My gf is 50kg and tiny as and shes a size 8 this beast is atleast 14+
Luke Ortiz
My university required a physical activity class, but it wasn't just straight PE. They had tons of sports (soccer, swimming, tennis, etc.) and also stuff like nutrition and dance.
Juan Miller
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Tyler Cook
I pity the horse. Poor beast is gonna to snaptown
Logan Lewis
I'd teach the disabled kid how to strangle them with garotte
John Sanders
That seems like she made a joke about it. Either that's her bf, or her crush, and she's describing him.
Christian Green
>Wounder why fat women out of all people require their men to be ripped and have six packs It's the same reason black guys like respectable white women with money, and I like tiny-ass Asians that look like they might still be in high school. It's why Greg fell for Dharma. Lots of people look for partners that live up a standard they can never achieve, even if they wouldn't actually admit to wanting it. When so much of your life focuses on obsessing with something that's out of your reach, it's easy for people that have those characteristics and are obtainable to seem incredible.
Lincoln Reyes
very boring name. either a crush, friend, bf, etc. or some second rate Chinese actor
Tyler Scott
Poor Jingyu Huang
Carter Hughes
My community college in the US required physical education credits if you wanted to get an associate's there. Plenty of colleges offer or require physical education stuff. Actual "PE Class" stuff was less common, but it's become much more commonplace as out of shape as many graduates are (especially with older students returning to school).
studying outside the US now, also mandatory physical education; one general PE class with everyone in your class (dpt./year), and three electives before graduation.
Oliver Ramirez
>damnlol.com
this just ruins any impact the picture had for me. so i removed it
Kevin Cook
So instead of asking the hamplanets to move, the parent, who I'm assuming is the mother, just sat there acting all passive aggresive the entire time and said nothing?
David Torres
The girls at my high school came to PE with letters from their parents escusing them from physical activity because they were on their periods >every girl, twice a week, every week
Jordan Foster
I went to a vocational school one russian girl got exused from gym bc her husband didnt want her bouncing around in front of all of the guys(30 ppl in the class 3 girls)
Jaxon Hill
ayt >junior high ACP summer training (Aerospace cadets of the philippines) >get required to do physical training on mornings as usual >there's me pretty Veeky Forums from lifting, boxing and some calisthenics talking to some guys from other schools who apparently got Veeky Forums the same way i did >then there's miss fatfuck who could barely walk 200 meters from her house ffs >i don't even know why she joined >training starts with some calisthenics, squats, cardio, burpees, etc >ffs she stops every 5 reps and we had to do it 5x30 with only 15 second breaks >one fat girl (used to be big but is now semi high-test) was bigger than her and was doing good >every fucking time we were required to carry stuff and documents around that she says she's in red flood or sick
Why do people even risk trying while being half-assed?
Xavier Thompson
How do you know that those women are disabled because they're obese and not the other way around ?
Dylan Watson
did you read the fucking picture?
Alexander Barnes
>shows up the next week and this time sits out because she says she's sick We had to do extremely boring stuff when were sick on the bench at PE.
Our PE teacher was actually quite cool, unfortunately I didn't appreciate him because I was a fatty back then.
Daniel Reyes
Wow , and you believe everything you see you fucking autist ? If the stupid ass mother wouldn't bother to talk to the hamplanets to let her kid go to the front , how could she tell their disability was obesity ? Jokes aside , are you really this stupid ?
Jeremiah Wright
once again, did you actually read the fucking picture?
> rolling around in power chairs that they rented today from the venue
Daniel Morris
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Adrian Reyes
Being disabled doesn't cause obesity. Eating causes obesity. Pretty much every disability is made worse by being obese, so being disabled is no reason to allow yourself to become obese.
Jaxon Barnes
Maybe she meant 68?
Ryder Sullivan
>I'M A FAT GURL AND I FUCK HOT GUYS WITH SIX PACK ABS AND HUGE DICKS ALL THE TIME, U JUST CAN'T HANDLE MUH CURVES XDXD
Bitch don't lie, you just fuck black guys
Lucas Gomez
The south park episide was spot on about this
Josiah Walker
>Asians that look like they might still be in high school So you want to be a cute asian loli?
Angel White
>666 Witnessed the truth of evil.
Jaxon Bennett
True, I know 220+ wemen who are not having trouble finding men, I even saw guys trying to pick them up at a bar, and those guys weren't even beta nu-male white knights.
Ayden Scott
>disabled because they're obese and not the other way around Imma skip over the fact that obesity doesn't really "disable" you until the beetus eventually takes your foot. Laziness and lack of self-respect does, which ironically also contributes to obesity. Let's move on.
>disabled because they're obese and not the other way around >not the other way around >other way around >as in "obese because they're disabled" Sitting down doesn't make you fat. Eating too much makes you fat.
So I guess the reason I know it's not the other way around is because it is literally impossible. Back to the safe space with you.
Cooper Foster
If you can't walk, you might stop watching what you eat aswell, life's kida shit already.
>Patricia was denied access to one of the rides at Axels Tivoli - because she was too fat. "Shameful" says the national union for the overweight. >Patricia says that she has had remarks about her weight for many years, and that she in many cases feels bullied for it. >"On the seventeenth of may I had decided to not care about the nasty comments and looks, but that didn't happen" >"I am used to people giving me mean comments. I'll be the first to admit that I am maybe a couple kilos too much, but this experience was horrible." >"I understand that security has to come first, but it's something about the way they told me."
Joseph Cox
More translated from the article >"Already while in line some young boys started to comment on me, but I ignored them and sat down in one of the seats. The (Security thing, idk the word for it) went down all the way and I heard that "click"." >"I was sitting comfortably, and I felt safe. But then the ticket collector started to laugh. He laughed and unfastened me and told me to leave. Many of the people watching started to laugh as well." >"It was a very uncomfortable situation and I cried all that evening and most of that night. It has affected me a lot."
Ian Jones
>couple kilos i can't stand fat people, actually grown to hate them delusional fucking boogiemonsters
Luke Gonzalez
>national union for the overweight what socialist shit is this?
Robert Reyes
now this is the parent's fault for not speaking up. i'm highly sure they'd comply without a problem if kids were involved.
Levi Barnes
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Xavier Brown
fresh content coming through >be visiting family >visiting for grandpa who has diabeetus(has lost both legs lol) >sitting down in living room while everyone talks about bbq >340 lbls cuzin comes rushin towards waddling >super excited with grin to ears >tells me she bought some protein that is good >take a look at it sweeteners and carbs are mixed in >paid 50 dollars for 40 scoops >tell her she got ripped off >gets upset tells me the girl at the counter said it was good >wtf.jpg >tell her "i guess its good if youre still counting calories" >says she doesnt like doing that anymore >well atleast your still doin cardio right? >i walk alot at work >i feel better though user >seen snapchats of her eating icecream buckets >thats right buckets >goes out drinking, comes home crying cuz no one dances with her i think im finally understanding why fatties can never lose weight. cant believe she cant see what obesity does when granps is literally being eaten alive. cant believe they let dumbasses work at supplement stores pic related, shes this fat
Jordan Turner
>National no diet day >My birthday
why live
Henry Jenkins
>be at edc >riding some shitty spinny ride >fat 300lbs 5'2 hamplanet comes up with qt1.3 friend >manages to squeeze in seat >huffing and puffing from the struggle >starts to reach up with short stubby arms >manages to reach and pulls it down slowly >everyone is waiting at this point for hamplanet to get in so ride can start >worker comes over to help >she tries to pull it as tight as possible >safety bars locks except hers ofcourse >starts to get visbly fustrated as everyone is staring and waiting >worker tells her try to somehow scooch back and squeeze the rolls >still doesnt work lol >trys another seat >no go lol >is asked to leave so ride can >she starts to flip about it , qt.13 chimes in >security gets called big commotion now >ppl leave and after only 20 mins she gets escorted out >mf while this happening like why even bother trying to get on a ride when you are this fat?? whats the point? to give everyone a good laugh?
Evan Parker
>Be me >Senior in HS >Fat Fuck never shows up to PE, and only shows up when we have in class assignments. >Due to broken US education system he gets to do his PE at home, rather than school. >Still has to show up for in class assignments tho >One day we are talking about obesity, the whole class. >Teacher finds out my friend used to be fat >Teacher asks how it was being that big and how he changed his lifestyle >I tell teacher "Why don't you ask the only fatass in this class?" >I get suspended >Can't participate in graduation ceremony.
Nicholas Howard
norway 101
Nolan Smith
>feel bullied
Now you don't even have to actually be bullied to join the pity party
Zachary Ortiz
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Parker Fisher
What in all the glorious fucks is a qt1.3 or a qt13?
Cooper Wright
I'm guessing they failed middle school math? kek
John Phillips
it refers to a mathematical constant that describes the ratio of a circle's circumference to it's diameter. It is 3.1 not 1.3
Evan Hall
Hahaha, we had our high school's fattest girl in our PE class also.
Admittedly, she was fucking hilarious. I also have to give her credit, when we had to do the mile, she did the whole fucking thing. It took her a long time (maybe like 22 minutes?), but she had to weigh close to 400 lbs. It had to be ridiculously fucking difficult for her, and she ran it.
Blake Russell
Thanks, Senor Autismo.
Camden Peterson
I can't wait to see a fat being in a G-tolerance training.
Lucas Baker
>HOT GUYS WITH SIX PACK ABS AND HUGE DICKS yeah that does sound like a black guy
Jayden Nguyen
in my town ;^) i was there that day too ;))
Nathaniel Edwards
not affected her enough to actually lose some weight? stupid fat bitch, take a hint.
Zachary Foster
>cant believe they let dumbasses work at supplement stores >sold a fatty 40 scoops for $50 who's the dumbass, again?
Asher Jackson
pi is 3.1416...etc
Christopher Gonzalez
I thought this was strange the first time I heard it too, but apparently it's not that odd even on the West Coast in Canada. Typically they count as 1/3 of a credit or something in Canada. I went to school on the East Coast and in Ontario though, and there was nothing close to that unless you were studying Kinesiology or to be a PE teacher.
Samuel Stewart
>40 scoops for $50
Jesus Christ, that's like $25 per day
Daniel Mitchell
>have knee issues that make it painful for me to walk >love to walk and hike, do so anyway >see fat women with (formerly) perfectly good knees destroy them with 200 lb additional carry mass >then they, after eating themselves to the point, take disabled title with welfare and parking spaces >feels
>that 200 lb pig >size 6/8
Bullshit. I'm 4/6 and about half her mass.
Jose Anderson
i need to cut desu >tfw 6'4" and 280
Jordan Reed
>>Can't participate in graduation ceremony.
Don't feel bad about that. Mine was a waste of time and I regret participating. Days of "practice" and all this rubbish and purchasing gowns and shit, prancing all over in that ridiculous garb, sitting for hours in the sun and heat as every retard in the school gets called up to get a fake diploma.
I didn't go to either of my college graduations, that hs one was enough for a lifetime.
Women's clothing size is completely fucked up in America. Also note, various clothing suppliers do NOT follow these measurements and just make shit up to make heffers feel better.
Benjamin Taylor
On phone right now or I'd post the image of that one store with 'Pixie to Goddess' sizes that made tumblr deathfats mad because they still couldn't shop there.
Ryder Roberts
This copy pasta was supposed to piss people off with bad spelling and syntax, but instead you got them agreeing with you. Good job.
Jackson Morgan
OK these land whales have officially crossed the fucking line... I don't know if this is real or not but I feel an unhealthy amount of rage from this photo
Lincoln Ross
>qt1.3 >qt.13
Y-you seem a little unclear on this?
Adrian Evans
Underrated kek
David Garcia
>have fat arse mum >160cm, easily over 100kg >borderline(?) alcoholic, can't sleep without a bottle of wine a night >tries a million diets over 10 years, never make much process >even after I offer to help her count calories she doesn't make it past day 1 >2 months ago >decides to do paleo and crossfit >absolute madwoman, actually does both >already lost maybe 15kgs but I'm totally estimating here >inner autism comes out every time she singles out "eating like cavemen did" and crossfit for her weight loss >have to stifle myself though because I'm proud of her.
That's only my fat person story desu. The only other story is the time she ate my entire low blood sugar kit (a sealed jar with maybe 8 packets of lollies in it) in a single afternoon wew
Mason Lewis
It really is though. I can be an XS in one brand and a L in another. Not even kidding, though it also depends on the style and cut. Makes shopping for clothes difficult as I have to try everything on, so I can't shop online.
Oliver Jones
meanwhile this just makes AVG chubby girls insecure "OMG U HAV SIXPAK DONT CHEET ON ME STAY HOME WITH ME DONT GO GYM"
Makes you want to punch a wall. Why can't I just have an AVG girl with the confidence of a brohunting whale?
Sebastian Scott
>I am used to people giving me mean comments. I'll be the first to admit that I am maybe a couple kilos too much >I'll be the first to admit that I am maybe a couple kilos too much >maybe a couple kilos too much >maybe >a couple kilos too much HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ooooh my god!
Justin Perry
>eating like cavemen did
where does she get her mammoth meat
Jeremiah Carter
Are you UK user? Size 8 is smallish here but I think it's bigger in the US
Aiden Thomas
If you don't live in america, different countries have different sizing schemes.
If you do, iunno.
Owen Flores
I'm usually uk size 8 but sometimes I'm size 6 or 10, depends on the shop. I don't understand the american size 0.