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post that bitch

>REI work retreat

You guys hug trees, smoke weed, and sing kumbaya? REI does seem like a nice company though.

Tren is awful. I love it.

Nein

I smoked weed and munched Ritalin everyone was doing crazy outdoorsy shit like bouldering or "an easy 14 mile hike". Fuck off I nap on my vacations. Gimme the sunbathing. I don't work for REI.

nothing big, just shitty memories

usually just get steadily shithoused listening to some music out on the deck, eating some terrible food, and smoking a couple cigars

it'd probably take me like a day or two max, having all the materials at hand, to throw together a pretty fucking solid laminar flow hood with dual vis/uv fixtures and big enough for me to curl up in

pretty sure I could throw together a setup good enough to handle anything short of full commercial-scale production for under $3k, including initial investments in lab supplies

10mg? you're going to have one spectacularly shitty hangover when you wake up

can't wait to be able to inhale all of the carbs and not get fat

?

Don't brag about how fast you can get an autoclave. I'm just asking.

Yeah. I felt fine this morning and I ate four last night.

Do you work at REI? Why were you at an event

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don't get your panties in a twist, I was just illustrating a point about the cost and availability

fuck, two of them and I'll feel like groggy shit for half the next day

which is kinda ironic because it takes a whooooole lot of alcohol to give me a hangover

im going to be a terrible person
go from funny mean to mean mean

but new house, new job (hopefully), new tren, should be good

yeah I'm excited
Can't start my orals for a few weeks cause I have plans to get white girl wasted

but after that its go time

A fuckbuddy made me her +1.

>but new house, new job (hopefully), new tren, should be good

jerry's not gonna be a neet anymore?!

my world is crumbling

can't wait for boulder shoulders, noneck traps, and that tren face

gonna hide my power level for like a month, wait for everything to peak and sd to really kick in, then bust out the tank tops

Yessssss

>yfw literally any government job is sorta like being a NEET.

im starting tren so I have that look at a bbq

gonna blow all the fatties out the water

Just get Krieger to build you a gf.

>can't wait for boulder shoulders, noneck traps, and that tren face
>tfw don't like this

I'm using tren to gain strength with little size but.. eh. To each his own.

*tfw don't look like this

I'm not lifting for girls

My heart is already taken

She's awful

this one might be up your alley too

meeting some friends this weekend that haven't seen me since before dnp, gon b gud

pete's my mancrush, I need to get some washer and dryer posters

my pull is really similar to his, but my torso's longer in relation to my legs so instead of having problems at lockout it's my off the floor that's kinda meh

Oof I like her a lot

im going to put rat poison in your adrol and suspend it in bleach

azusa is pure!

PURE!!!

I'm going to see people I havent seen for like a year

hopefully none of them comment on how bald I'm getting lol

do you pull hook or mixed grip?
think you either need to be a masochist or have xbox huge hands to pull hookgrip for maxes

>how bald I'm getting lol
this is the first Ive heard of this
how bad we talking breh?

>how bald I'm getting

I've been thinning for like 4 years

>low test and thinning hair
thanks DNA

Same here, few bbqs coming up. I lost 15kg since I last saw some of them. Some I haven't seen in half a decade. I don't even look like myself anymore. Face is all cut and shit.

Approved girl ? 18yo med student.

do you take any supps like pyruvate etc when on the yellow stuff?

kek

ehh the double dakis was a bad angle but still didn't seem like holy shit level bad

>thanks DNA

hey, you got the chin of power so it's not all bad

submaximal as much hook grip as my thumbs can stand, but I've got small hands so anything north of like 90% and I have to go mixed

jesus christ, that'd be like fish in a barrel

I have artificial lenses, so I can't get cataracts. So no. But I would otherwise.

>jesus christ, that'd be like fish in a barrel

What?

myspace angel to hide her chub

its not terrible
enough 5head for jabs, but I've got crazy bantz so I've got it coming lol

tren sure doesnt help though

Porn is so surreal holy shit. 5 regular type dudes sitting at a table munching steak and beers casually bonding over how they fucked one another. It's like absurdist humour and I'm living it.

best one I saw you post by far

sounds pretty normal mano

>mano
I like that duder

just like your standart monday morning
gay gangbangs, than steak and beer while talking roids and homosex

Actually literally that.

Also discussing gfs

gay

>18
>premed

that shit right there's dead center in my wheelhouse

remember how I snaked those medschool chicks' digits right in front of the cunty alpha who got pissed because I didn't go after her first?

take that and turn the difficulty down to “I’m 12 and what is this?”

dude you've seen my ski slope of a fivehead, no fucks given

sounds like a very, very slightly more homoerotic version of hanging out with some of my guys while I was still the gub'ment's bitch

Why would you waste jerrbears on pointing out the obvious?

you're gay

I still think first tinderdate girl looks better.

Way more innocent yet.... A hint of crazy. And she's 21, so better suited for long term stuff.

>yes, apparently that does matter now.

I'm not and I wouldn't hold out hope duder

You ever fuck a guy or get fucked by a guy?

please tell me your conversations were not like this : remember how I choked you when I fucked you from behind.... I do that to my gf too.... Yeah man, hahaha.

I mean, I get that can feel lonely over there with 1 grill per 500 male soldiers or something.
I am confused

Nope. We typically call that heterosexual.

Do you want to?

why are you texting while eating out steaks with people

very rude

yeah but youre in the military
youre supposed to be bald

im a young hardbody
ill never be complete without my illin pompadour

Nope. But fucking a girl doesn't make you straight. So fucking a dude doesn't make you gay.

Fucking a girl is straight behaviour and fucking a dude is gay. So eh... Undecided yet. I'm just glad a lot of gays don't get kids. Especially the camp gay ones.

age means nothing as long as you don't know them imo, so many 25+ year olds that behave like stupid teenagers and a few really mature 18 year olds. but of course you know this.

She is not bad either, but based on looks it would be the med student for me. med student is also interesting, you can talk roids and drugs with her, and she will most likely make good money.

remember they are wining and dining you as part of the business strategy....don't get hooked on the lifestyle....this is a very finite window. you don't want to get out of that at age 30 after losing your hair or some other unknown with no job skills.

Money is very much irrelevant but yeah.

Also, her pics don't scream "mature adult" to me. And other girl has a pic in half AAA label clothing inc a Burberry winter jacket.

So, I assume there's money there too.

Ideal body for me. Because of the back insertions. Fucks sake.

I am 21, dress like a bum, most of the time just tapered joggers and a tank top plus some high top sneakers and a huge watch. And an adventure time hat.

So to a lot of people I might look like something I am not, I am mature in a lot of ways, at least in important things, other than that I am childish as fuck and that won't change.
But relationship wise I am what you would call mature or adult.

But of course very often looks mean something and say a lot about the person. But that is not always the case.

hence the "very, very slightly more homoerotic"

pls, my hair could make a csm pop a blood vessel at 50 meters and was the envy of every officer in my unit

how come high dose tren doesn't do anything to me but low dose does?

Oh yeah duh. I posted about that earlier.

Speaking of I was given 50mg of cialis that came in a dissolving sublingual. Straight from the doctor I'm told, any experiences? I've inly ever used RC shit.

stuffy nose for days, but other than that high dose cialis is awesome

> can't seem to get drunk anymore
> can't find plastic pussies for big dick
> can't find decent shoes or shoe lifts for big feet
> "any size" means up to 12

By the way, foot size and cock size correlates with height. Coincidentally, women care about male height and shoes. I've had a girl tell me "you won't get in [the club] with those shoes" and it was dark and I ain't never see her once look at my shoes. Still no idea what's a good shoe, but they likely only make them up to size 12.

I'd hit that. Marry that if green eyed blonde master race.

not eating enough carbs.. as the dose goes up so should your cals but i bet your eating the same

Can you niggas convince me to do sterons? I'm on the LGD + DNP bitch train rn.

here's the soundtrack for that conversation

youtube.com/watch?v=UfCg50a7RbE

I had an allergic reaction about 8 days ago, never had any allergies before.

I'm on 40mg prednisone a day currently.

Am I still natty or should I just start juicing at this point?

>> can't seem to get drunk anymore
Me either. It's kinda weird but atleast now I can run orals for longer.
2cb and xanax combo is a good alternative to drinking and mdma. Don't feel shit the next day and much cheaper.

my shoes are size 10.5 or 11...these seem to be pretty popular all they have left at DSW when I went there was midge sizes and clown shoes.

>By the way, foot size and cock size correlates with height

it really doesn't

my feet are 15-16us (depends on brand) and i have a pretty small penor, am also 6'1 so large feet and tiny 4.5" peepee really sucks duder

>6'1
Damn got excited for a second, thought Stoya was back ;^(

That must suck man.
I am 6' 240lbs, really wide shoulders, huge legs, big hands, just everything is big.
My dick is 7.5*6 and when girls see it they think it is average, then they wonder why the sex was so good and why everything hurts the next day....
An average dick would look like a toothpick on my body.

6'0, 11.5 shoe size, very wide shoulders/chest
6.5*5.2 penore

so I'm not sure if any of that correlates

Found this at the gym today anyone know what it is and what dosing i should take?

Will it make me huge?

small hands and skinny chicken legs though. decent arms

My dick is the same size but Im 5'4 190lbs.
I use to look like a tripod but my quads are starting to make the dink look small in comparison.

looks like mouth wash

are you autistic? either inject it because you don't give a fuck or throw it away because it has aids.

Are you autistic?

It's b8.

I am a bit jealous, do you have small hands too?
It's hard to take really good dick pics with huge hands, they just make everything look small.

my gf is 5'4 and in her hands everything looks huge. tfw 2 hands and mouth are full with dick.

How big is kais dick? I have seen the pics once, can't really remember it too well, but his bbc did not get dwarved by his bb huge quads I think. Must be big as fuck.

forgot to add, no homo

Kai probably has a 9x7, at the least, probably 10x7.

>visiting /fraud/ for the first time

>nothing but homo-sex and dick talk

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I didn't even notice that, you must be gay.

Yolo pls, elevate your JB folder, not just any 14 year old girl should do.

you are feeling right at home now, right faggot?

I have some cleaning up to do, it seems

As if she drinks ale. Probably drinks sugary piss like practically every other slut.

God speed, spent about 4 hours last week sorting SFW, NSFW and short hairs and only got a third of the way or so through my folder.

ikr fucking sluts and their sugary drinks