A-another Friday night h-home alone

M8 you in lakemba?

campbelltown boiz

>was sitting at home all day or at uni/gyn
>getting sick of it so decide to make some friends
>look up meetup.com/uni societies eyc but they all look shit
>looking at picture of baltimore reddit meetup and think I should go to see what its like becauss I can always just leave if its shit
>go there and meet two chill guys and agree swap numbers, see qt3.14 asian girl and think fuck it and ask her out
>she says yes and I have been with her for like 6 months now
>hang out with the two guys I met and another guy they introduced me to every other weekend for beer vidya and top banter

And all of this because I decided to turn up to a random reddit meetup, havent been to one since though

Shit meant to quote

>tfw in bed with a snoring high-test qt3.14
>tfw my heart belongs to Veeky Forums

>and think fuck it and ask her out
How'd you ask her out? Like what'd you say?

>>tfw my heart belongs to Veeky Forums
No it doesn't. Leave.

Me too mate.

Don't worry, we're never truly alone when we're on Veeky Forums, right?

At least I'll be able to get a good sleep so I can wake up and keep getting those gains tomorrow morning.

Kek, I did a similar thing with a reddit meet, became fwb. Turns out she had gone to a bunch of other meets and knew almost every other person there and fucked them.
It was kinda funny though, because I was her 'favourite' and would sit on my lap while they were trying to beta orbit and 'steal' her back. Turns out the majority of them are losers that fell in love with her the second she sat on their willy. I felt like such a chad.

I was pretty drunk so I just asked her if she wanted to grab a coffee the following week and she agreed

Easy peasy

>managed to kiss a girl I thought was pretty just by being my usual asshole self
Is this what making it feels like?

sleep tight puper
you can make friends at the gym in the morning

Are you guys good looking?

I wish I was this much of a Chad desu...
That sounds kinda sad for the guys. How'd you become fwb's tho? Is it like something you talk about or...?

I'm not big enough for that yet friend.
Leave.

How do you make friends at the gym?

I sometimes think I could ask people what routines they do.

See someone. Say hi. Make small talk. Ask them to spot you or something occasionally. Do it enough that you start saying hello as soon as you enter the gym. Then one day just grab their number and start off with being gym buddies. Progress from there. Honestly it's exhausting to put this amount of effort into someone. Just make swole friends out of the gym and bring them with you.

But try being big enough for people to want to gym with you in the first place lol.

Fairly average looking facewise, but have green eyes, somewhat Veeky Forums and 6 feet tall but lots of the guya there were pretty sloppy so I looked good in comparisson
Im not a chad user

>reddit meetup

>tfw 5'10/5'11
>tfw brown eyes and black hair
>tfw I will never make it

>Im not a chad user
Yes you are.

I honestly didn't expect much but it turned out to be ok

>green eyes
Mah negro

I've also got an average face and 5'6 but green eyes. Theyre a pussy magnet

Everyone has brown eyes and black hair so its not like you are deformed or some shit, and no im not a chad, I was pretty drunk at the time which is why I had the balls to ask her out, normally I am a turbo autist. If I can do it user then you can

I literally wouldn't know what to say even if I'm drunk lol.

I'm usually the best looking dude in a group, but I'm not striking or anything. Just average looks that have been slightly improved.

At the meet, chatted a little, I noticed she wasn't wearing a bra (had small tits), gave her a cheeky wink, swapped skypes, after we did a little cam chat she invited me over the next day.
Honestly, I felt a little bad for the guys too, they were so pathetic. I didn't feel bad because I was chadding it up, I felt bad because they clearly insanely beta and would probably never bang a smoking hot chick again

Ask about their uni, work and hobbies and go from there, drink enough beer and you probably will become very social and it'll come easy. Make sure to find out though if the girl is single, lots of the girls at the one I went to had their boyfriends there too so find out first so you dont waste your time, what city are you in btw?

post face

That aside, I hope it'll become good motivation for them.

sydney
What hobbies do normies usually have btw? So I can relate and stuff.

The sydney one is the one I went to lol, but usually not many,watching movies or videogames seems to be everyones hobbies so catch up on capeshit movies and you will be good

I'm going out tonight with people from work. It's a very small company and everyone is cool as fuck even though I'm the youngest (21), no one else is less than 30. It should be fun.
Like I've only been working for them for a couple weeks and they already invited me to some other events, to smoke weed (I don't do that shit though) and much more stuff. Cool people.

If it wasn't for that I would stay home doing nothing probably. I just moved to London and I have no friends at all. How do you make friends being so young anyway? The only friends I've made where I grew up were from school, and later since I play guitar from my band. I don't have any guitars here so I can't join a band to make friends.

meh

Also I fixed that jihad guy now he's actually laughing.

Much better pic now user.

Oright. I'll keep it in mind.

Beautiful.

bump!

Ayyy lmao what's up MD bro. NoVA reporting in.

You have the wrong guy im afraid