If I mountain bike at night will I die?

If I mountain bike at night will I die?

maybe you can die at day time to

But riding in the forest at night seems so spooky.

You can die any time from an undetected illness and you won't even know before you're dead for all eternity.

when you start to smell pennies it's too late. beware of skinwalkers m8.

That's rude. I'm a skinwalker and we're decent people.

There are other things in the woods too.

There's a saying in my country
The translation is something like:
>"he who walks at night, steps on mud and shit"
You're gonna disturb worse things on a mountain or a forest at night.

It would be extremely painful.

I'd be worried about running into spider webs. At least if you ride during the day someone else has probably already done it.

Spooky

>ur a big mountain

It would be extremely painful.

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This is only tangentially related but I run through this stereotypical american suburb neighborhood at really weird hours
It's very peaceful somehow

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What game is this

Fuuaarkkkk those innawoods stories with skin walkers always get me

Game?

Please tell me more about which country this is from and what it looks like in language

bretty gud

Har har har, very funny. When was the last time you heard of a skinwalker killing someone? Now when was the last time you heard of a niger killing someone?

Exactly.
Skinwalkers>>>>Black people

We pay our taxes too.

I bike at night OP, but only in one certain location, and I've nearly died several times. It's pretty nifty though, so why stop now?

There's this forest right near the city I live in, and when I mean right, I mean RIGHT near it, I get out of my apartment building and the forest starts 5 meters in front of me. It's pretty walked and known by everyone around, and it's very popular for going out to drink and grill and shiet, plus other cool stuff like gingko trees planted by someone in a meadow, fossils (the hills the forest is on are made up of limestone) and tons of birds and squirrels that don't shy away from humans. However, the flank opposite of my apartment building is really steep, it's a rock face that's nearly vertical and a 20 meter fall onto rocks and dense forestry.

It takes me around 20 minutes to ride my bike to the edge and it's a very steep uphill ride. I go out at around midnight, usually a bit earlier than that, and after a certain point I just chill, maybe have a drink. I do all of this alone, and you might be wondering - what sort of fucking moron would willingly do this?

It's hard to explain really, but there's something magical about it, something I've never felt in my life except for one occasion. It's dangerous, it's uncertain and I could fucking die any second without anyone being aware of where I am or what happened, and that feeling makes me feel more alive than anything else. And there's more - at night, weird shit goes on pretty much everywhere where humans live, but especially in this forest, perhaps because of its proximity to the city. I've seen people fucking, people smelling trees, people roaming aimlessly with torches, guys dressed in black without light just walking through (maybe just the same guy), drunks, yelling hobos, guys with huge dogs in the middle of the forest and other bikers.

Why this weird shit goes on I don't know, but there's a certain uniqueness to mountain biking at night you gotta experience to understand.

That actually sounds really cool user

I assure you guys there's no such thing as skin walkers.

Op you should totally mountain bike at night. It's an exhilarating experience from what I understand.

Nigger where do you live that sounds awesome

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Romania. I haven't found vampires yet but the city is surrounded by forested hills, so maybe one day, kek.

Nice try, you spooky lil fucker

>thread on Veeky Forums asking about riding at night
>immediately starts bashing skinwalkers

Never change Veeky Forums.

Your gonna get attacked by a cougar if you bike at night.

Nice try sly guy

>be me
>living in canada
>another night biking the nearest mountain
>light on bike is slowly dimming out
>have to get new batteries
>cut it short and start heading down hill
>can only see 5 feet in front of me
>suddenly a large shadow cuts in front of me and crosses the tight trail
>freak out and start peddling
>feels like something is running beside me
>start peddling faster
>before i know it i crash into a large black bear that managed to get in front of my bike
>my bike stands between me and the big fucking bear
>get up with my few seconds of being alive and attempt to run away
>trip and fall down a steep hill
>i can see the silver frame of my bike in the corner of my eye moving
>the bear must be mangled with the bike
>finally stop tumbling
>feels like ive broken my whole body
>cant move
>bear catches up and is coming even closer now
>accept that my life is over and witness what will be the final moments of my life in awe
>moments later i hear a large snap
>turns out the bike was caught on the bears neck
>bear snapped his neck running into two trees close together
>but now the bear is on top of me, both of us lying silently
>exhausted and speechless of what happened i close my eyes
>wake up the next morning
>wake up in a teepee
>try to get up but muster out a little whelp
>a qt3.14 native girl comes in
>tells me to save my strength
>applies a herbal paste on the bones that ive broken
>i cant talk, just taking all this in as its all so surreal
>tells me to drink this
>hands me some kind of tea with a strong bitter taste
>helps me get up
>i exit the teepee
>greeted by the sun beaming in my face, squinting my eyes trying to see whats outside
>start hearing a chant
>it gets louder
>now i can see
>its a whole village of natives chanting at me
>qt3.14 tells me they are cheering bear killer
>she places a necklace with the bears tooth on my neck
>and pronounces me new leader of the village

Nice fantasy fag but you forgot the rest of it
>entire village takes off loin clothes because their nudists
>you take off loin cloth
>everyone laughs at your micropenis
>run away to someplace with internet
>greentext Veeky Forums without horrible disaster part

I wouldn't worry about it

Give name
That looks spooky as shit

I'm fucking out of this thread i hate spooky shits.

this isn't /x/ pls leave