How do I squat like a Japanese delinquent?

How do I squat like a Japanese delinquent?

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Be slav

>Slav-squat lower than my Polish friend
A-am I a true slav n-now?

>be slav
>get 40, smokes and suit

Do them after school, behind the school building at Cromartie High School.

squatting is a lifestyle
if you aren't squatting right now as you browse then you're not living right

Will just squatting all the time help my actual squats and cure my hip pain when I lift?

I seriously cannot understand how people relax like this. I've tried it and it's not comfy at all.

You just gotta find the sweet spot

As a slav I can say we have the best squat.

This

weigh 90lbs as a man

Fucking this. It's pretty much genetics.

>Driving around with my brother
>2 in the afternoon, middle of July in Tucson, AZ
>Some motherfucker in an all black jumpsuit and cap squatting in full blast of the sun next to a bus bench with perfectly good shade
>dat dedication

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doesn't count because his feet are not flat

>he's not in squat position for least 3 hours a day
Do you even squat bro?

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>tfw no delinquent japanese gf

fuck I love loose socks

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Mirin' ankle mobility.

kek

just

If you love them so much why don't you marry them?

Have meetings on rooftops.

(Seriously, why is that a thing in Japan?)

>Żywiec piwo
>good
Jesus if you want some good beer try something local, there's a fuck tone of small breweries in Poland.

right now I am remembering how I replied to that image in more or less the same way
I mean I can understand not wanting to go for >5zł for a beer but cmon, żywiec? at least drink kasztelan
though I find it better to have a more expensive beer less often than fucking drinking żywiec frequently

Alcohol kills gains anyway, it's better not to drink.
>tfw friend invited me to BBQ
>tfw everybody will drink there
>tfw i will have too if i want to keep my normie status
>tfw it will set me back
Livng in this country is hell.

God, Russia looks like such a shit hole

Spend ten-fifteen minutes in that position every day. You can do it by grabbing onto something, or by holding something heavy as if you were doing goblet squats. Do it every day, rock back and forth to really stretch. Do not warm up, you want your muscles to be cold for this. You might never be able to rest comfortably in a slav squat depending on your build, being fat makes it harder on account of your belly, so losing weight might help.

you can just drink little bro, it won't derail you by that much

>live in third world
>have squat toilet at home
>feelsgoodman.jpg

god damn

I'm a slav and I don't find squatting comfy

That's how they poop, so they've been doing it their whole lives.

That's like an american saying they don't like guns

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slav squat is best squat

You mean like Californians?

no, americans.

>Could have been a beautiful Cro High thread
>Infected by slav scum

>Be in kindergarten and squat for story time.
>teacher: everyone sit indian style for story time, you too user.
>begin to sit indian style for the rest of my life.
I think that it has fucked up my posture and warped my pelvis. I legitimately cannot squat anymore because of ankle flexibility.