Based on your gains/stats do you think you could wrestle an alligator...

Not to mention he couldn't do damage through their skin made to withstand kicks from fucking zebras and wildebeests.

Yes. Especially if someone showed me how.

> I would really like to wrestle a jaguar to the death.

after thinking it through i think the key would be to get it into a head lock and behind/ontop of it quickly.

The claws could easily tear a man to ribbons in a short time depleting his strength.

> a single headlock held until it died

I really think getting the lock quickly, and not being a bitch and letting go while it thrashed about is the key here.

You dun goofed. Nile alligators breeding in Florida now.

Even if you got it into a headlock and it somehow couldn't turn its head enough to bite your face off I think you'd have a hard time choking it out unless you're a curlbro.

That would be the real test. Holding the lock until he died. Failing would almost certainly prove fatal.

> 60lbs x 10 Db curl
> 120 x 7 ez bar curl

It would tear your arms to shreds while you hold its head tho

Holy shit what a cool concept wrestling a jaguar. This is now the reason I lift.

Adult jaguar's weigh between 135- 210lbs
> I am considerably stronger than a jaguar

A Jaguar's claws are razor sharp, and their canine can piece a turtle shell.

> there is no getting around that fighting a man would take considerable damage fighting a jaguar to the death.

Yes, it would tear my arms to shreds.

I still think I could kill one by choking it to death or snapping it's neck in a choke hold.

Nope. Cats are way to wiley to lose like this. Plus jags drag like 150 pounds up a tree easily.

If it was declawed and muzzled I could see it.

I think I could take a wolf though. I wrassle with my dogs all the time and can grab their stupid heads and control them fast.

I'd also like to wrassle a deer too. I know I can break a bucks ribs with punches so I think I could break it down without breaking the neck, though obviously while controlling it by holding the neck.

>i could wrestle an animal that has spent its entire life hunting and killing things because i pick things up and put them down for an hour a day

This is who BJJ is GOAT. Joint locks apply to any animal with joints, as long as you understand the anatomy of said animal you can immobilize it via with joint locks. Read some article a while back about a guy who broke all four legs on a wild wolf.

>I still think I could kill one by choking it to death or snapping it's neck in a choke hold.

well then you're just a fucking retard. you're talking about taking out an apex predator in straight hand to hand combat. If humans never invested tools like spears n shit no one would ever in the history of mankind beaten a jaguar in a fight and youre retarded ass would not have been the first OP.

WHy, because you lift? you probably aren't even strong at all, certainly not to the extent the Jaguar would notice any differncee between you and joe DYEL smhoe

Christ almighty. If any of you think you could hack it against a jaguar, without tools/weapons or a handicap on the animal, you're deluded. These animals are born to kill on land. Take a mean ass alley cat and scale its size up twenty to thirty times. That thing would fuck anyone up with ease.

This

Kek

Humans are smarter than animals. I also don't see a jaguar deadlifting 2x it's bodyweight. Why wouldn't I win against one?

This. I have a 18 lb maine coon that's a sweetheart, but holy shit is he strong. Whenever i have to give him medicine, o literally have to sit on his shoulders while my gf gives it to him. SO ridiculously strong for his size.

Something 10 times his size? That'd be terrifying.

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Because muscles don't do shit against razor sharp teeth/claws/natural fighting instincts.

>gains mass continuously throughout its lifespan
>fur looks fly as fuck
>American origin

Maine coon confirmed for most alpha domesticated cat breed.

then put your thumb up its butt

No. A human has significant disadvantage fighting a wolf versus a jaguar. There are some articles on google about people fighting wolves. they are nothing like dogs.

> all though one guy who had experience with wolves does claim to have snapped ones neck when he was attacked.

the guys account of the encounter.

I think you are missing the point. I am talking about a fight to the death. Him or me.

So the real question is, could he inflict enough damage to render me unable to execute a choke hold, or once I got a choke hold could I not hold it long enough.

If you have ever watched an attack on a human, there is an opportunity to grab it.

You particularly don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3436864/Dramatic-moment-wildlife-expert-wrestles-leopard-uses-pair-binoculars-defend-big-cat-mauled-six-people-rampage-school-India.html

imgur.com/gallery/4kY6DOl

> the only way to know is to try and fight a jaguar to the death

even if I died, I bet the cat would die first.

don't ez bar curl bro, you are losing potential gains. preacher curls or change your grip from under to over to get the full peak

yay

is it winking or is your "maine coon"s eyes fucked up?

I dunno if any of you guys had heard about this but there have been a couple alleged cases of people killing bears with their bare hands. Basically you just shove your hand down its throat until it suffocates, then bash its head in with a rock once it's down to make sure it's dead. Obviously more complicated and grueling than that but that seems to be the basic principle.

I've wanted to persistence hunt an eland ever since I heard about the concept but both of my feet have persistent stress fractures and I don't have any way to get to Africa.

Is it natty?

m8 you are underestimating the size and strength of a jaguar and exspecially its AGRESSIVNESS.

These guys flip the shit out and have 3x faster reactions to you. You say you only have to be fast enough to chocke them, but you wont even get to that point. You move your arms one inch and the jaguar already jumped in your face and buried his3 inch long teeth into your neck.
Heck i've seen a video of a jaguar succesfully defending himself and INJURING (face bleeding) 3 adult fucking lions. Again 3 fucking grown lions. That motherfucker was fast and strong enough to injure 3 of the biggest apex predators in the african safari all in a row.
Unless you are fighting an unexperienced and young jaguar, this cannot be done. Maybe in 1 out of 100000 cases a human could luck out and do this.

The things you describe can be done with a cheetah. While they are still dangerious, they are not heavy or strong enough to keep a 200+ pound man from choking him to death. And even then you are not going to come out of this fight without injuries.

im a mma fag, and my gameplan would be to stay on top of its back, rear naked choke his mouth so it stays shut and to lock my feet under the gators feet allowing me maximum control

Would i get mauled to death? Am from germany and a gator fight will never happen in my life but still curious

>46g protein per 100g
How is this physically possible

like cagematch? Idk would be interesting to try to suplex an aliigator.

Top kek at all of this. You can't fight a Jaguar lel. Good luck with that choke when it tears the tendons in your arms. That is if you somehow manage to get behind and on top of an animal that outruns a small car.

Yeah but he train from child

I wanna fuck up a wolf or a bear desu

Wolves are the niggers of the forest, they avoid fighting unless its like 5v1 or more lmao, but a 1v1 would be bretty easy judging from experience so far.

And bears are impossible to wrassle so that won't happen.

>A pack hunter won't engage in a 1v1 fight it might suffer serious injury from without any benefit
Jolly gee I wonder why

>repeating what I said

>not wrestling lmao1lion11!!?

>He doesn't do underhand reverse style planks for core strength
>2016

anybody could wrestle a gator with the right knowledge, they're pretty much fucked the second you get on their backs and get their mouth closed, good luck trying that with a crocodile though

>all these retards ITT who genuinely believe because they bench lmao2pl8 they could defeat apex predators in combat 1v1
I especially love all the DUDE JUST GET IT A HEADLOCK LMAO IT'S FUCKED THEN
How is anyone going to do that when it's faster and more agile? You'll be fucked by claws before you even get close enough.

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you are fucking retarded you would never be able to do that.

> Not considering a human an apex predator

you sound like a bitch

alligators aren't exactly very versatile land animals and their backs have been proven to be a weak spot, a child could hold their mouth closed, and considering the fact that they don't have nails or talons only one end of them is actually lethal, alligators are often really docile too and won't fuck about to much with territory or humans, now crocodiles on the other hand are coked up prehistoric death machines and will hunt you just for the fuck of it

This is why you don't fuck with crocodile
youtube.com/watch?v=O78CxqRl7NE
youtube.com/watch?v=iwThAki0j7U
youtube.com/watch?v=a2j3-wn0TaM

They can haul absolute ass and are way more aggressive than alligators, alligators often regard humans as creatures bigger than them and will try and avoid them if possible, it's way easier to provoke a crocodile than an alligator

FPBP
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VERY fast crocodile running at incredibly hihg speed

Just bodyslam it like a true /out/ist

>These animals are born to kill on land

What do you think man was born to do?

Mirin that cat there brah.

Upvotes for you!

If this cunt could do it, I don't see why I couldn't

Few people can match the sheer ferocity of the bogan in his natural habitat

LMAO I would love to see you trying you stupid retarded shit, I can imagine you sitting on your couch scratching your butt while watching some documentary, "wah dude I could totally beat the shit out of this cat I mean look at it dyel?" and then shitting your pants in a split second when you actually had to look at it in the eyes irl

A jaguar would tear you to shreds even before you had the chance to approach him from behind, dipshit

>implying he didn't spend his entire life wrestling fucking crocodiles

you couldn't, you are a literal faggot

so much this

ever tried grabbing an adult cat, when they are angry as fuck? even those small motherfuckers have enough strength and agressiveness to make you back up a little and think twice about it

I don't even want to think about trying to grab a 200lb cat

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