>deadlift
>I'm alive and well
Deadlift
Zachary Russell
Grayson Stewart
>decline bench press
>do it anyway
Aaron Green
>chin ups
>still dead inside
Evan Thompson
>curl
>still straight
Robert Murphy
>calf raises
>I usually kill them early for veal
Easton Butler
>squat
>still pay rent every month
Thomas Ross
>The Press
>one of many pressing movements
Luis Morales
>rows
>i cant even afford a canoe
Brandon White
>flys
>feet are on the ground
Parker Lee
>push ups
>pushing down
Carter Hill
>Hammer curls
>No nails in sight
Camden Sanchez
>3x5
>3 and 5 are scalars, therefore cannot have a cross product
Ryder Powell
>leg extensions
>still manlet
Michael Myers
>OHP
>still at full health
Zachary Gonzalez
>incline bench
>do it anyway
Elijah Reed
>bench press
>no newspapers from benches
Alexander Butler
>bent over row
>I'm not arguing with anyone
Ethan Powell
kekd
Nolan Butler
>skull crushers
>cranium still intact
Jace Campbell
>ruins thread
>delete this
Austin Russell
>19 posts
>12 IPs
>This joke again
>When it was done beforehand
Is OP the same fag who copypasted old Veeky Forums parody songs like he wrote it?
Justin Martin
>lat pulls
>do lap pools after
Chase Allen
>Joke
>Your 1RM
Leo Thomas
This one made me chuckle.
Levi Jones
>french press
>didn't get shot by muslims
Camden Perry
>lunges
>ids still bregfast
Gabriel Torres
>Romanian deadlift
>doesn't steal my gains
>paused bench press
>continue anyway
Tyler James
>im Alive and well
You might be alive but I'm pretty sure you are not well if you are postIng here.
Source: im posting here alive and I'm not well
Jack Perry
fuck my sides
>weighted dips
>nacho doesnt even lift
Jordan Young
>skullcrushers
>skull still intact
Dominic Collins
underrated
Samuel Young
...
William Hughes
>burpee
>excuse me
Alexander Jenkins
>Bicycle crunch
>I don't even own a bicycle
Tyler Bailey
>Curling
>I'm not Canadian
Camden Scott
>preacher curls
>masturbating with my other hand
Elijah Murphy
>french press
>jump in the air
Chase Peterson
>standing good mornings
>same
Christopher Barnes
Suck it, Normies
Jaxson Watson
>plank
>get morning wood
David Williams
>this thread
>always the same posts
Kayden Miller
Fuck you is hilarious
John Perez
>this thread
>Veeky Forumsus autisimus maximus
Lucas Watson
...
John White
lol how much of your life did you waste quoting all of these tho
Jordan Carter
about 3 times you wasted on your post lel
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ryder Baker
>power clean
>life is still a fucking mess
Brayden Ramirez
>Clean and jerk
>Kinda sweaty but a decent guy
Dominic Edwards
>Barbell flies
>Remains earthbound
James Torres
...
Jordan Johnson
Remember to report frogposters.
Gavin Ortiz
I report all non-frogposters
Gavin Johnson
>snatch grip
>lifetime ban from the gym
Jeremiah Evans
>supinating curls
>my hair is as straight as ever
Dominic Brown
>free weights
>membership costs 12.95 a week
Isaac Bennett
>stationery bike
>get ink on my hands and clothes