How do I get my new gymbuddy to stop exaggerating how tired he is while working out?

How do I get my new gymbuddy to stop exaggerating how tired he is while working out?
>constantly saying shit like "i'm feeling it"
>"ooh thats gon sting in the morn"
>"WATER, PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE WATER"
>makes a point out of wheezing and drying sweat from his brow inbetween sets
>he's not even out of shape
>he doesn't do any of that shit while we're doing activities outside of the gym like hiking
>nigga stop pretending who do you think you're impressing

Also gym peeves general i guess

>i'm feeling it"
>"ooh thats gon sting in the morn"

Your gymbro sounds hilarious

That's exactly what I was thinking, I don't know what OP is complaining about...

You just sound like a petty fag desu

op autism ?

it was funny at first kinda, but i'm getting tired of him pretending to claw himself across the gym floor on the search for water like he's in the desert
he often pretends to faint out of exhaustion and lay himself across my lap

Lol your friend is trying to make things less boring
You're probably too serious op

Dude, you're honestly making me want to meet your gym-buddy, he sounds like a cool funny guy.

>lay himself across my lap

kek I think you have bigger problems

N-no homo