Veeky Forums's favorite drinks

>fuck pretentious hipster faggots

But you drink the most hipster looking drink i've ever seen.

HAHAHAHAHA literally this. You're complaining about IPA's but you're drinking some faggy fruit water. Fuck off you pussy

water
coffee
german beer
mango juice
almond milk

pretty much 99% of what I drink

>water
>coffee
>busch light
>bourbon

water
milk
coffee
tea

>colonel gentleman mode unlocked

Non alcoholic
water
tea
Skyr.is drink
sometimes coffee

Alcoholic
Scotch
wine
Beer, all kinds as long as it's tasty. Although I haven't really had beer in a while. Too calorie dense

Pic related, it's my choice of alcoholic beverage.
Other than that I drink water or zero cal sodas for a treat

Any vodka that isn't shit, straight, and water. I'm always on a cut.

Explain

There's a conspiracy theory going around that bottled water releases estrogen into the water from the plastic degradation.

While it is true, the amount is so small that for it to have any effect you'd need to consume enough water every day that you'd get water poisoning, without ever expelling the toxins in any form (pissing, sweating, etc).

This shit is golden my nigga. Other than that I'd go with Russian standard or any czech beer.

>drinking alcohol and/or Mountain Dew
>confirmed not gonna make it

Regular alcohol takes me like 800 calories in drinks, even straight, to get me any amount of drunkness, so I switched to 96%.

Kinda like my picture, but a generic 96% brandless bottle, it just says "96% pure alcohol".

On a side note, high-proof alcohol producers claiming that their product is "high-quality", "new blend" or "patented taste" are the funniest shit ever.
96% is literally the highest concentration of alcohol possible, chemically, in liquid form. It's pure ethanol. If there was ANYTHING in there that wasn't ethanol, pure, chemical, molecular ethanol, it wouldn't be 96%.

And even if it's 95%, 1% of whatever you put in there isn't going to have any influence on taste, smell or nutritional values.
If you ever decide to drink high-proof, just save your money and get the cheap stuff, they're literally the same thing in a less flashy bottle.

>Implying high concentration spirits don't keep your blood clean

Not gonna make it, but atleast I'm gonna have some fun in my life.
Not like you, who most probably can't even talk to people because of your autismo, who won't even leave humanity behind, because you'll be too shy to buy 'roids

Do they?

They don't, really.
Only thing they do is hijack your purification systems so that they become 100% focused on breaking down ethanol.

The reason you piss so much when drunk is just because the process takes a shitton of liquids.

>being a full on autist

>"Apostle of Zyzz"
>not approving of extensive drug use

No, that's not the reason... your reason doesn't even make sense because if you were using more liquid, you'd be peeing less and you'd be more thirsty.

The real reason is that alcohol itself acts as a diuretic. Along with that, it fucks with ADH/vasopressin to inhibit the reabsorption of water by your kidneys. So you end up pissing out water that could have been used, rather than your body needing to use a lot of water

Yes, I've smoked a gram of some Sour Diesel, drunk a quarter liter of Ketel One everyday for 5 days, got drug tested for work, only alcohol was found.
The 'water' is basically all the dirty shit you had in your body.

if the purpose is getting drunk then any vodka that isn't shit
>trying to fit beers into your macros
not even once. it's just not possible

Cant go wrong with a PBR.