You drink a gallon of what?

>you drink a gallon of what?

Coke dissolved in Ketel One.

>You was told to do steroids by an internet chinese woodblock site?

>You get your advice from whom? An ex-steroid user? Named "Ripple Tits"?

Semen.

>Under 'reason for today's visit' you wrote, '>tfw no bearmode bf (no homo)'
>please elaborate

my bfs cum

>You take your lifting advice from a skinny crossdressing Brazilian guy who doesn't even lift?

>Im sorry, medically speaking I dont know what a “feminine penis” is

>I'm sorry? "Is banging traps homo?" What does this mean?

Now, I want you to tell me honestly son...

DYEL?

>You've said you do heavy "diddyliffs"?
>Care to elaborate?

>Sir, could you please stop calling me a "dindu"?

So you want to become a m-mutant? That's why you ate 40 scoops in one day?

Sir, my name is NOT "pajeet". Stop calling me like that

nice thread OP appreciate the samefagging a great deal

>So ,you're telling me that you get general heath and fitness advice from a mentally ill transsexual on a korean spiced trading forum

DESIGNATED

>14 posters
>samefagging

>>>/reddit/

kek

You decline bench but do it anyway??

>SECURITY! HE'S SCREAMING "LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND WITH ME"!
>OH GOD! HE KEEPS SCREAMING "C'MON"

Of course it's not safe. It's obviously called a deadlift for a reason.

>yfw your doctor has gelled hair

Kek

Someone check those dubs

>and then he told me he wears basketball shorts to the gym

Kek

Thanks to whoever's posting these, they're great

>GO MAD?
>of course i will