> work out for myself
> sculpt my body into that of a greek god
> meet a girl I like
> end up losing my virginity to a random rave slut
> still feel empty inside
> tfw
Well, getting laid didnt fill the void guys
if you're lifting for girls, you aren't gonna make it
ANYWAYS
> Pushup Thread
you know the rules, get going faggots
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>home for the weekend
>chest day
>no bench
Push up thread it is
Iktf bro.
I hooked up with this girl from tinder q few days ago. She wasn't my first but she was the hottest and only non-fat girl I've ever fucked. A 7 in my book.
Anyway I missed her when I left and realized having sex with hot women isn't going to solve my problems.
I would still fuck more tinder sluts and plan on it, but I would rather have a qt girlfriend who shares my intersts
I did heavy sets of bench a few hours ago, why the fuck would I want to do fuckin pushups? Literal DYEL-Thread.
> I dont like to have fun
the post
kys or start on those 88 pushups
>useless exercise
>fun
You go kys you unlifting faggot.
> pushups
> useless exercise
u wot m8?
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lmfao
You probably believe those shredded calisthenic fags got their body from bw-exercises only aswell, don't you? Jesus Christ, this board is so fuckin retarded.
nigga why dont you post a picture of yourself with a timestamp if you're so "aesthetic"
Did I ever claim to be aesthetic? I'm around ffmi 22, which is probably more "aesthetic" than most people on here are, yet I don't claim to be shredded at all. That doesn't change the fact that pushups are fuckin useless anyways.
>I'm a fatass who can't do more than 10 pushups the post
Keep reaching for those grapes, fox
kek, I look great and I do pushups all the time
maybe you should lay off the donuts and do some pushups tubby
>greek god
>doesn't even lift and makes/posts in pushup threads
Pick one
>doesn't know what ffmi means
>projecting
It's fine. Let me know when you actually lift some weights instead of fuckin around like the little bitch you are.
>I look great and I do pushups all the time
That's all you do? No, you most likely don't look great at all, skeleton.
who says I dont lift?
I lift all the god damn time, but I also do pushups
how is this so hard to understand?
>who says I dont lift?
>creates pushup thread
Post body pls
I still don't get it, what would that change? Why don't you tell me the long-term advantages of pushup besides...well, being able to do more pushups than before?
Then how the hell are you finding time between chest/shoulder/tricep incorporated days to be able to just do pushups as much as you want?
Just admit you don't lift bro, or you're at least new/very shitty at lifting
> can't do pushups in addition to lifting
not gonna make it
you've got 88 pushups to go you weak ass motherfucker
>you weak ass motherfucker
You've got a 430 total to beat right here, I'm 75kg btw.
Did you subscribe to a standalone gym? That's stupid mate, I'm registered at a gym chain, so I can train wherever in Belgium.
>Claims to be probably more aesthetic then most of Veeky Forums
>Claims push-ups are useless
>"N-no, just trust me guys"
Push-ups build endurance for a variety of athletic activities. If you do weighted push-ups you can gain a fair amount of muscle as well
>If you do weighted push-ups you can gain a fair amount of muscle as well
Let me see that 40kg backpack resting on your back. You probably get my twist, to actually create hypertrophy and strength gains you'll have to stay in a low-rep range, which is very inconvenient with pushups.
>Push-ups build endurance for a variety of athletic activities.
Like jerking your boyfriend of, yes.
I do, in fact, lift
do some pushups or get the fuck out
stop complaining about how you're too pussy to add a few pushups in addition to your workout
What are you even trying to prove?
You could be fuckin 1,82/96/8% and I'd still tell you pushups are retarded.
Are pushups really retarded?
Lol you looking good doesn't make push ups any more than activity for activity's sake.
dont listen to these retards, pushups are a good exercise
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