Go on bachelor trip with friends

No fucking way

>having a huge chin is alpha they said
>nothing can go wrong they said

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Nice try fishing for compliments, that doesn't look bad at all. I'd fuck you, no homo.

Brandon?

There's no way your chin is as big as the image is implying. Just cut your damn goatee down.

Well the long beard certainly doesn't help your face look less bananafied.

Your problem is that your jawline is weak as combined with the long chin. You literally have a Moon Man face.

>Postin in an epic bread

I trim everything with a #6 but the chin with a #3. It's all me, babe.

Well fuck me and call me Susie. The resemblance is uncanny.

abe lincoln?

Holy fuck that chin

This is why I still come to Veeky Forums. How many times have you been Nigel for halloween? You've got to dress up and get a pic with curry before he passes man

this is actually rather impressive than weird / ugly

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you look fine just shave and don't smile creepily like nigel does.

What the fuuuuuuuuuck man

Shave, it should help

You don't look too bad tho, just.... Moonfacey.

HAHAA HOLY SHIT
Get rid of that goatee and either leave it bare or get a proper beard to make your jaw look larger to match that moon man chin

Front please

Go out and shoot some niggers. You are Moon Man. It is your destiny. You are the prophet that will spark the race war and lead the white race to victory! The jews fear the jaw. Sieg Heil! 1488

>Jews fear the jaw
Has giant Jew nose

Haha fuck you, tyler

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Go away Juden. We do not support your kind here. Die in your misery.

He doesn't look very Jewish

My great great grandmother and grandfather on my mother's side was a pick-axe and a hard-boiled egg

IT'S SMASHENING

just post your fucking face faggot nobodies gonna dox you, we can practically guess what you look like regardless.

You look like a top lad desu. Maybe not incredibly handsome, but a great guy.

You have been visited by the Veeky Forumsizen of Thornberry Gains!

A British accent and cartoonishly-sized nose and chin will be bestowed upon upon you, but only if you post a "SMASHING" in this thread.

underrated

i can relate to the big chin feels

i onced knocked a guy out with my chin accidently, i didnt even feel a thing

I feel like i can break bones with this thing.

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I have an interview tomorrow so I actually shaved right after making the thread. You all get bask in the glory of my sloped phallic chin.

Gonna be an easy job since i just get to lay around at my local skate park. I'm gonna be a half-pipe.

not as bad since you shaved

I'm jelly of your stronk facial features desu.
Very English.
Mirin

That stripper has some good banter

so what she was obviously into you fag boy

You should trip as "moonbrah"

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agreed

Shot in the dark OP but were you in Las Vegas at the OG club when this happened?

good thing you covered your eyes, bro. You might have been easily recognized otherwise.

>Not going with it and talking like Nigel
>Not bsing her into my dad wasn't around and Nigel was your idol
>Not getting pity sex and randomly yelling "MMMMMMSMASHING!"
Missed a smashing chance there Nigel

Holy shit dude

Southbeach
She actually did ask what I thought of her ass and I said
>10/10 (normal voice)
>WOULD SMMMMASH (nigel voice)
She laughed and gave me VIP at half price

Nice

I think you're cute.

Fucking legend. Screencap-worhy material right here boys.

Please be real.

S M A S H I N G
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Top kek

Why do you cover your ears on front facing pictures but not side ones, do they really stick out that much

No not really. Just making it more difficult to ID.

>I'm gonna be a half-pipe

Goddamn, why arent you married yet. Dat sense of humour is 10/10 material

You seem like a top lad breh

>I'm gonna be a half-pipe.

Hey, this was really fun
We hope you liked it too
Seems like we've just begun
When suddenly we're through
Goodbye, goodbye, my sides, goodbye
Cause now it's time to go
But, hey, I say, well, that's OK
Cause we'll see you very soon, I know
Very soon, I know
Goodbye, goodbye, my sides, goodbye
And tomorrow, just like today
(Goodbye - today)

kek

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user I think you'll be fine, pic related.

here is apic of OP in stripbar

Include me on the screen cap pls?
Hi mom

oh my fuck, I can't stop laughing
lad/10 though, would hang out with

SCREENCAP
SCREENCAP NOW
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Bro, at least your skin is clear

You actually look really cool desu, ancient roman ideal tier desu

Maybe start chewing a lot of mastic gum or something to enhance your jawline

SMASHING

ahahah omg

you don't look bad at all, but you do look fucking hilarious when you point it out

Damn it OP, embrace it.

Take the chin and make it your own.

It radiates power, I can feel it.

It does have something powerful to it m8.
You can rock this thing, I just know it.

Way more pronounced when I smile.

Next time I grill tells me shell do anything I want I'm going to give her some glasses and a bandana and scream/stutter "NYEHHGH, MARYANNE!" when I cum.

Major Glory?

user...

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ill be honest op, thats pretty hilarious, but judging by your other posts you seem like a total bro

You got the humour thing on lock my man

...bro...Bro...BRO...BRO BRO BRO BRO BRO! BRO! BRO! BRO!

Flawless. I want you as a friend irl.

This thread

>he thought lifting would fix genetics

youtube.com/watch?v=baYhsU740G8

This is why I come to fit even though none of you fuckers lift

OP you've just become a Veeky Forums celebrity, it's time to trip up and never leave us please Nigel-San

>>stripper sits on my lap, feels my pecs and tells me she came over because I remind her of Nigel Thornberry

sweet jesus
you can give a grill ye olde lickaroo and fuck her with your chin at once, lad

this thread made my morning.
thank you OP

When I 69'd my ex I would give her the ol natty lickaroo and could press on her pelvic bone with my Massive Moon-mandible at the same time.

Mr Incredible/10